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This article is patent ED fucktard nonsense.
This, however, does not mean it isn't funny.
“Hes not russian, or a communist. He just wants to be your freind.”
“I had a dream last night about how unfair the world is. They kept laughing at him. Silly rabbit trix are four kids.”
“Its not that technology sucks, its just that technology blows and needs to go to hell before the robot apocolypse.”
“Soviotkandyland makes me want to stab bunnies”
“In Solviet Russia, Cow milks you!”
“<insert name here> loves my penis”
In the beggining
The beggining was very blury, not much was remembered, or how to spell because thats obviously not how you spell beggining.
IM NOT DEAD YET DAMMIT!!!!!
The gadget conspiracy
The future is wonderful isn't it? WELL YOU WRONG!!! Have you ever noticed that when ever you buy the most kickass camera or phone on the market, you realize you are already hopelessly out of date? Really what the hells up with that?
Bawls(the energy drink, no jokes please.)
Really hot girls
HE Really hates
Ninjas (they continue to haunt his sleep to this day.)
Most Likely To
Haunt your dreams.
Make jokes about your mom.
Hide in the closet from the ninjas.
Sit there and blog about how much he hates the ninjas.
The fear of ninjas is a serious phobia which causes the subject to hide and plot ways to keep them away. Which dosen't work because ninjas are tricky bastards. The only cure to this is to expose the subject to Chuck Norris, causeing the subject into a secure state knowing that Chuck kills ninjas.
Nobel Peace Prize
kandyland is the winner of multiple Nobel peace prizes. His most reconized award is for the founding of the "Save the ugly bastards fund". This donation helps stop the mass genocides of ugly little buggers around the world. Examples in clude the locust hoarde, Orcs, Zombies, and the most messed up shit you can imagine. Kandyland has also invented the dream machine 2000, a device that allows the user to watch other people's dreams. Upon using the divice the crowed that kandyland was demostrating to was given the "you must be 18 or older to continue" warning.Epic fail.
Summing It Up
HE HATES YOU, OPRAH, NINJAS, AND ANY BLUE SCREENS NUFF SAID. NOW GO READ SOMETHING ELSE.