User:Spillin Dylan

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“You have a problem with authority, Mr. Anderson. You believe that you are special, that somehow the rules do not apply to you. Obviously you are mistaken. This wiki is one of the most totally awesome wikis on the Internet because every single editor understands that they are part of a whole. Thus if an editor has a problem, the wiki administrators have a problem. The time has come to make a choice, Mr. Anderson. Either you choose to respect the wiki administrators from this day forth or you choose to find yourself another site. Do I make myself clear?”

~ Mr. Rhineheart (Neo's boss) on Wiki Administrators

“Who the hell is Spillin Dylan?”

~ <insert name here> on finding Spillin Dylan's userpage

“Hey! Quit making up quotes on my page, you lousy punks!”

~ Spillin Dylan on the above

“We think there's too much burden placed on Spillin Dylan to make up for empty areas in life.”

~ Leopold and Loeb on Spillin Dylan


DrapeauCanada.png.png This user is Canadian
...and actually admits to it!
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Write properly, like they do.
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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

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Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

11 This user has written 11 articles, and so far he hasn't been huffed yet!
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Spillin Dylan is the name of an Uncyclopedian born on August 8th, 2007. He is rumoured to be a remarkedly handsome man, but still very personable, and I heard that if you kill him, you become him. Sweet. Spillin Dylan currently resides in the Northern Alberta wilderness, where he can be found playing guitar, hockey (as do most Canadians), in his sandbox, or spilling beverages.

Spillin Dylan, poised to write another masterpiece article load of crap.



Oh wait, I did get this:

Member of the Order

But I think everybody does....

Pages Created By Spillin Dylan

Article Name Status Created On Pee Review
Billy Ray Cyrus Blue check.png August 8, 2007 --- / 50
Stan (country) Blue check.png August 20, 2007 24.4 / 50
Big Break Sbsp.jpg August 20, 2007 --- / 50
Mullet Blue check.png September 22, 2007 --- / 50
SimBase Blue check.png October 2, 2007 38.5 / 50
Rocky Mountains Blue check.png October 29, 2007 34.4 / 50
Lettuce Blue check.png November 26, 2007 32.5 / 50
Matthew Good Construction.png December 27, 2007 24.4 / 50
Image:Asshat-graph.PNG Blue check.png December 28, 2007 --- / 50
Hoser Construction.png February 3, 2008 --- / 50
Street Blue check.png February 3, 2008 --- / 50
Snowmobile Blue check.png April 28, 2008 35.5 / 50

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