User:Staircase
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“I'm President and your not, bitch!”
~ CloroxDude on my reverting abilities.
Hello, and welcome to the page of Staircase. I'm not too much of a writing expert, I tend to stay more around UnNews-type articles. However, I love doing Pee Reviews, and If you have any requests feel free to ask me on my talk page. Apart from that, I am a proud winner of NotM and RotM, as displayed on my Awards page. I am also an adopted user, a son of Cajek. The main thing I've learned from him is that vanadlizing other peoples' pages is fun. So, if you have any questions regarding the Pee Review, you could go ahead and ask me, or one of the Steel Kidneys (I am one of them). So, enjoy your time here on Uncyclopedia, and feel free to whore your crap to me.
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I deluted your userpag -Cajek 00:46, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
- Aw, fuck! I liked that game show! Staircase 00:48, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
- Well, that game show was too American anyways. Oh, staircase, I has something to tell you! It's not that exciting, but... • <0:50 Jul 08, 2009>
- But what! But What! Staircase 00:54, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
- I'M TAKING STATISTICS ONLINE!!!! Which means I'll have less time to goof off, but it's online so it's not that bad. ALSO, I'M TAKING THE GRE IN SEPTEMBER!!! Which means I'll have even LESS time. So anyway, keep up the good work! I'll be on every once in a while until I'm applying for grad schools. CAJEK... AWAY! • <0:55 Jul 08, 2009>
- Oh no! I don't want you to leave! Staircase 00:57, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
- I'll be back once you get 20 features: Only then can the spell be broken. • <1:00 Jul 08, 2009>
- Oh ok, I'll get working at it. Which reminds me, I've been getting decent feedback on most of my articles in the Pee Review. With a bit of work, I could have features! Staircase 01:02, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
- The key is to find a good formula. OH, DAMMIT! I came back before the spell was broken! Oh, also patience. DAMN YOU, YOU SPELL! Here, write the following article: Forward Thinking Lobotomy • <1:07 Jul 08, 2009>
- I will when I have the time. I'm reviewing. Staircase 01:17, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
- Untraditional Marriage • <1:17 Jul 08, 2009> (random spewing of article names)
- I don't get that one... Staircase 01:20, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
- Steaming Hot Gay Sex lololol ~LL suuucks.~ ~vandalise here~ 23:15, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
- I don't get that one... Staircase 01:20, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
- Untraditional Marriage • <1:17 Jul 08, 2009> (random spewing of article names)
- I will when I have the time. I'm reviewing. Staircase 01:17, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
- The key is to find a good formula. OH, DAMMIT! I came back before the spell was broken! Oh, also patience. DAMN YOU, YOU SPELL! Here, write the following article: Forward Thinking Lobotomy • <1:07 Jul 08, 2009>
- Oh ok, I'll get working at it. Which reminds me, I've been getting decent feedback on most of my articles in the Pee Review. With a bit of work, I could have features! Staircase 01:02, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
- I'll be back once you get 20 features: Only then can the spell be broken. • <1:00 Jul 08, 2009>
- Oh no! I don't want you to leave! Staircase 00:57, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
- I'M TAKING STATISTICS ONLINE!!!! Which means I'll have less time to goof off, but it's online so it's not that bad. ALSO, I'M TAKING THE GRE IN SEPTEMBER!!! Which means I'll have even LESS time. So anyway, keep up the good work! I'll be on every once in a while until I'm applying for grad schools. CAJEK... AWAY! • <0:55 Jul 08, 2009>
- But what! But What! Staircase 00:54, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
- Well, that game show was too American anyways. Oh, staircase, I has something to tell you! It's not that exciting, but... • <0:50 Jul 08, 2009>
I CAME ON YOUR PAGE! http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/b0/Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/3/35/SBQ3.JPG/15px-SBQ3.JPG 02:46,4August,2009
