User:Striker2117

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Oh joy, I'm back home which means that I have to share the internet with me brother. Don't expect me to be on as much.
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Me[edit]

A person, very possibly not a person, and very possibly a butterfly dreaming about being a Chinese Philosopher dreaming about being a parliament of rooks reading a book about being a unicorn dreaming about being a human.

A Quote[edit]

"Do I dare
Disturb the universe?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.

For I have known them all already, known them all-
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a further room.
So how should I presume?

And I have known the eyes already, known them all-
The eyes that fix you in a formulated phrase,
and when I am formulated, sprawling on a pin,
When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall,
Then how should I begin
To spit out all the butt-ends of my days and ways?
And how should I presume?
"
~T.S.Elliot
Purge the impure quote?

Things I Made[edit]

Bold means featured.

  1. UnNews:Booms stolen as oil spill worsens
  2. HowTo:Part the Red Sea
  3. Why?:Is a raven like a writing desk?
  4. Fecesbook
  5. UnNews:Beaches_oiled_for_maintenance
  6. Homeowner association
  7. HowTo:Be A Journalist
  8. Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
  9. South Dakota
  10. Discordianism (Contributed as an ICer)
  11. Creationism (Very minor contribution as ICer)
  12. Gore Theory
  13. Sterling Morton
  14. Articles of Confederation

Things I Reviewed[edit]

  1. Article: Fight Club Review:Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Fight Club
  2. Article: Maniac Cop Review:Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/Maniac_Cop
  3. Article:Mattress Review:Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Mattress
  4. Article: Mecca Vice Review:Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Mecca Vice
  5. Article: VMCSE Review:Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/VMCSE

Other[edit]

Awards, Titles, and other such things

Currently (re)writing: User:Striker2117/rewrite Marsellus Wallace

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