User:Striker2117

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Oh joy, I'm back home which means that I have to share the internet with me brother. Don't expect me to be on as much.
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Me[edit]

A person, very possibly not a person, and very possibly a butterfly dreaming about being a Chinese Philosopher dreaming about being a parliament of rooks reading a book about being a unicorn dreaming about being a human.

A Quote[edit]

"Would it have been worth while,
To have bitten off the matter with a smile,
To have squeezed the universe into a ball
To roll it forward toward some overwhelming question,
To say: 'I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all'-
If one, setting a pillow by her head,
Should say: 'That is not what I meant at all.
That is not it, at all.'
"
~T.S.Elliot
Purge the impure quote?

Things I Made[edit]

Bold means featured.

  1. UnNews:Booms stolen as oil spill worsens
  2. HowTo:Part the Red Sea
  3. Why?:Is a raven like a writing desk?
  4. Fecesbook
  5. UnNews:Beaches_oiled_for_maintenance
  6. Homeowner association
  7. HowTo:Be A Journalist
  8. Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
  9. South Dakota
  10. Discordianism (Contributed as an ICer)
  11. Creationism (Very minor contribution as ICer)
  12. Gore Theory
  13. Sterling Morton
  14. Articles of Confederation

Things I Reviewed[edit]

  1. Article: Fight Club Review:Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Fight Club
  2. Article: Maniac Cop Review:Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/Maniac_Cop
  3. Article:Mattress Review:Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Mattress
  4. Article: Mecca Vice Review:Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Mecca Vice
  5. Article: VMCSE Review:Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/VMCSE

Other[edit]

Awards, Titles, and other such things

Currently (re)writing: User:Striker2117/rewrite Marsellus Wallace

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