|Con$umeri$m Cat Approved:|
Consumerism Cat approves Striker2117 for contributing to the decline of
society by sarcastically encouraging unchecked, rampant, and wanton consumerism.
A person, very possibly not a person, and very possibly a butterfly dreaming about being a Chinese Philosopher dreaming about being a parliament of rooks reading a book about being a unicorn dreaming about being a human.
To have bitten off the matter with a smile,
To have squeezed the universe into a ball
To roll it forward toward some overwhelming question,
To say: 'I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all'-
If one, setting a pillow by her head,
Should say: 'That is not what I meant at all.
That is not it, at all.' "
Things I Made
Bold means featured.
- UnNews:Booms stolen as oil spill worsens
- HowTo:Part the Red Sea
- Why?:Is a raven like a writing desk?
- Homeowner association
- HowTo:Be A Journalist
- Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
- South Dakota
- Discordianism (Contributed as an ICer)
- Creationism (Very minor contribution as ICer)
- Gore Theory
- Sterling Morton
- Articles of Confederation
Things I Reviewed
- Article: Fight Club Review:Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Fight Club
- Article: Maniac Cop Review:Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/Maniac_Cop
- Article:Mattress Review:Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Mattress
- Article: Mecca Vice Review:Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Mecca Vice
- Article: VMCSE Review:Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/VMCSE