User:Sycamore/UnBooks:The S.C.U.W Manifesto

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Men don't need women, they need solidarity. honest, the end of Fight Club was not a cop out. Get me a Starbucks whilst you're out bitch.

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Society for Cutting Up Women by Valerie Solanas

[edit] The egocentric nature of women in their penis envy

• Need of men to have someone to comment on their asses
• Penis envy
• Fallicity of the female orgasm
• weak

[edit] The puny need for penis

• Enslaved to cock or washing machines
• Oppress men and deprove them of sanity whing and complineding constantly
• Can nevr remian siletn

[edit] Shallow and superfical

• No real personaly or interests except in the prospect of meeting men - and their cocks
• Beauty as a tool for ensnarting galent and brave men into the horrors of thier minges
• Minges

[edit] Lets get rid of these semi-complete men

• Lets bump off these weaklings and shreks

• Note - somehow, this should tracend the Scum maniesto which is purely neagtive on both sexes in reality, somehow this shoulc come across as postive...

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