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Frankly my dear, I don't give a damm about your pastiche references

~ Baudrillard on Postmodern theory
Theres something about Marilyn...

Postmodernism[1] is a constuted set of theories to provdie layabout studetns cheap half assed material for their exams. Intially there was not theory but for the haphazrd attempts at an orginal thesis by several acdemics. However over time a collecrive thoeroy about some place beyond progress was...

Obviuosly God was a prblem, it made whatever you wanted to do with reality a lot easer if you coud remove any probelms and replce them with a theory, sadly God was a little unwiling to give up the fight and merely intgrated humself as a clause in the latest winning theories whcih happened to work at the time. This is paticulalry apprant in calvinism and the protestent ehtic where God was able to smite Communism before it was invented. God has often used his ability to ignore time to avoid the problems the future would bring.

However a Man did come who uestioned the need of God, and sadly despite the work he put itno the firm he founded, exitense, he was layed off by the Ubermench. Crazed nutjob Nazi Nietzsche intiated the end of the meta anrritive and placed time in a wheel under the control of nature.

(Post) History of Postmedernsism[edit]

These childish antics by sexually frustrated German philosopher Nietzsche would one day shape the course of western thought and the curriculims of university courses.

Potmodernism began when factories prdced a surplus allowing poor poeple to claim something more than theri labour and slums. Along with a highy incresd life expanstesny a possiblity of class divsions meant that people could satrt yo envisage wa world without bounderies.

Sadly these scumbags started to question all the authrorites that had gone before them however in the stalemate ta t owuld ensue both partites contined to haobble on,,,,.

The idea was that if god was removed and having cohesion in time was totally obliterated then the wheels of prgress would beocme futile, along with doing anythngs icne it had all been doen before by people sexier than you.

The problems that the thory encomapssses orginate in the ./.. from this there was a crisis if idendity not just the indavidual, but also society itself.

Lack of empically verfiable historical nonsense[edit]

OH NOES!!! Our very selves are being lost in James subjectivism..,lll

The idea of Potmodenrism cannot be verfied othewr than as a manifisation of your laziness and the fact that there is an indeustirl process to all you activities. Wat cahteriszes the hopeless consumerism is that no mateerter your eanings, all the cars you caould ever buy will prbabably be the same, that goes for the fashion itesm you buy and the golfballs...3

This has led to the thory fidnign validity precsiely in the fact that there is no empically verificbale points, therefore to avoid a niahlitic breakdown you need to buy some stuff//?

The techonological expansion also means that everyone is now interconnected on a Global Scale and form here a situation of identiy as the all cultures and higher values mingle into a whole. However this whole is so wide no one can possiby make sense of it all....


Braodly speaking, a amjor idea is the idea of mass productionj, however this is too simplitic, the very idea of doing anything imples some attmept to revese the couse of degradation. The indavidual is something that must be overcome like in bygone eras, but this should eb dsone in s acinsumeritic fashion.

The idea of earning and saving should also be part of your new golas, prodcuativity will take your mind off things...

Captilism Vs Communism[edit]

The protestant ethic allowed for the indavduial man to overcome his own narative and embrace the narritve of voyerism.

Prof. Fuk U Yama was resposnsible for placing the need of faggoty Jap cars above the needs of progress and communisim. The workers were dissapointed, however higher oncomes meant porches for the treatment of middle age...

The decline of the Communist system meant that not only had the Marxest revoltion failed but that all future ones could not take palce with as much fun and bloodshed///

The future for the movement[edit]

There is a plan to have Potmdeornism extend to other hyothrticlal alien cultures in order to continue the infinate regression problem. We need new matril or else we'll ha e to bput up with a another Gun N' Roses album or worse still a celebrity dicovering a elgitimate talent??


  1. ^  Some kind of footnote here

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