User:Syndrome

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This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is when the cows come home. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.

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ow-2 This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under his/her bed and really wants to read them.

uk-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Correct English.

[[Random Humour rh-2]] This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Random Humour .

:o This user thinks the admins are cool and sexy.

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

NO This user doesn't care.

This user is a Discordian -- at least in some sense.

Syndrome is so popular that he's allowed to have a vanity page on Wikipedia.

Real 100% silver Articles (wherein Bold means featured, invisible means quasi-featured):

• Teabag everything that moves -- Wait, Syndrome actually writes stuff?
• UnScripts:CKC2k Reviews the Fundamental Theorem of Arithmetic - A failed experiment.
• Heinrich himmler is GAY--No comment.
• The Lorax--Based on the Lewis Carroll poem. You know, the one that goes like "and the Lorax outgrabe..."
• Please don't delete this page--PRETTY PLEASE!
• The life of MC Hammer--Rewrite for Conservation Week.
• North--In the spirit of North Korea Day.

UnNewses:

• UnNews:High-school football player attacks 14-year-old girl
• UnNews:Scandal erupts over magazine cover featuring Obama

Other stuff I've done:

• Translated Let Someone Else Do It from Spanish.
• Your mom. (This is actually a WIP. I'm doing your mom right now.)
• Pee Reviews

Articles I want to do:

• Bad Dudes--Mr. T and Hannibal. It makes perfect sense somehow.
• Probability--Maybe
• Mach 3 Triple Bladed Katana--This is so awesome, I can't resist rewriting it.
• Bruce Campbell--This article needs fixing, and I only hope that I'm groovy enough to do it.

Stuff I regret:

• The wince-inducing audio to Mah Nà Mah Nà.
• Chun Li Dynasty--Embarassing, but less so.
• Neutrino--Kind of embarrassing.

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User:Syndrome/Mother Teresa User:Syndrome/The wizard who did it

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