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My only goal in life is to serve Uncyclopedia and fix those god damn grammar mistakes.

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... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.


This user is pilfering ye booty!

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17-4 This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.
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tlh-0 This user does not understand Klingon and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
uk-E This user only speaks Correct English because it was a required course in school.
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