User:Taco Wiz

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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Tofu-datasheet-1.jpg This user is a vegan and loooooooves tofu. Please remind them that they'll die if they don't eat animal protein.
I am a proud owner of Microsoft Word.
Cows are my friends.
I'm-a firein' my lazar
I like monkeys, and not turtles.

Articles that are awesome:

Game:TAOAG/Heyflappybpb [I know it's part of a game, but it's the best part]


User:Taco Wiz/Class of 3000

Do not click any links!

I maed a yuky doody


The Wonder Pets

Heat death of the universe

UnNews:Government to distribute chocolate chip cookies to Americans in "stimulus package"

The Credibles

UnNews:Team Rocket Captures Pikachu, Ash Commits Suicide

UnNews:All Hell Breaks Loose at Ash's Funeral




A bunch of aristocrats fucking. Awesome vid

Why?:Do I have a drug dealer on my buddy list?

UnNews:Ugly Child Abducted, Quickly Returned

G Rated Talking Animal Movie

Voter Information for the 2008 US Presidential Election

UnNews:A Town is Found Without a Starbucks

UnNews:This is an UnNews

UnNews:Child believes he is airplane, dinosaur

UnNews:Man forgets 9-11

Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart)

UnNews:You Are in My Way

Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News

Stephen Hawking ran over my cat

The Men in Blood-Stained Overcoats Who Stay Out of Sight, Waiting For Just the Right Moment

UnNews:Weather Service Issues Hannah Montana warning for the southeastern US

Are you colour-blind?

Christian Logic

UnNews:News that economic crisis was just a "huge joke" fails to go over well

Now, it's time for Uncyclopedia articles that were written by me!

UnNews:Britney Spears Yawns