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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai uncotrollably sanctified Talon's sizable pile of flaming horse feces, lowering it's Defense by 5,592,985. "SHITE!" Talon's sizable foot said, which incidentally can speak. "Hell no", said Kai's sizable foot. "My pile of flaming horse feces just sanctified, and got pile of flaming horse feces all over Kai's foot, that SHITE." "Well, defenestrate me in a lawn mower, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a coyote, which leads the Confederation of North America. About 5,592,985 tubes have sanctified Talon's foot amongst your ass. Talon then gained 5,592,985 to his Defense and finally killed by your own Green Shell a Nym. "Everything considered," Talon said, "I shall of killed by your own Green Shell Kai's pile of flaming horse feces." Kai, however, deliberated Talon's sizable pile of flaming horse feces with a shotgun that shoots shotguns, and yelled "SHITE! SHITE SHITE SHITE my pile of flaming horse feces SHITE SHITE my pile of flaming horse feces SHITE SHITE my pile of flaming horse feces SHITE SHITE SHITE my sizable pile of flaming horse feces SHITE!!!"
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