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- For other funny uses, see Tested (disambiguation).
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“Concentrate and ask again.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on Tested
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“Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill Tested, and you are a god.”
~ Jean Rostand on Tested
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| enl-G | This user does not speak English, but Louder and furthermore believes English, but Louder to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of English, but Louder. |
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| [[Igpay Atinlay | il-E]] | This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay because it was a required course in school. |
| lz-0 | This user does not understand Lesbian and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners. |
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| This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species. |
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| This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species. |
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? |
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| This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species. |
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| This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy. |
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| This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species. |
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| This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species. |
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