User:TheAxis

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I am TheAxis. You may remember me from such websites as 'Gladiators Zone', 'Digital Paintball' and... other places.

I used to be known as The-Elementalist, but since that's way to long (and I usually play as Ninja's on online games), I decided to make myself an obscure World War II reference instead. You could also take it as a mathematical name, since thats what I intend to make fun of.

Oh yes, I'm also an Aussie, mate. So you better get used to my dry humour.

Aw strewth! Another kangaroo just broke into my back yard! Hold on while I scare it off with my digeredoo.

So, whatcha doing now days?[edit]

I'm a student, hoping to get into games programming (like everyone on the Earth almost), though people keep telling me I should be an actor or policitican. What do you think?

Oh yes I like making fun of things. Which is why I'm here. Duh.

VANDALISM!!![edit]

Yeah go ahead I don't care.

Really?[edit]

Yes

You're having a conversation with sub points, you know[edit]

And I'm talking to myself. This might not be a good sign

Do you speaka my language?[edit]

Well, I can smile and give you a vegemite sandwich. Though techincally;

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Enjoy your stay!



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