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[edit] Articles I've Contributed To Or Wrote
He's Evil-Unnews Article
Why?:Slap someone With a White Glove
UnNews:Man Sees Girl Run,Man Dies A Few Seconds Later
UnNews:Uncyclopedia Declares Thirty-second war on Wikipedia.
UnNews:Microsoft Sees End of Windows Era
UnNews: Jamacia Team For Olympics Says "Gonna Be a Good Year"
UnNews:Man's Fists Now Declared Lethal Weapons
[edit] Pee Reviews I've Done
Cult of Apple
Candle For a Sin Movement Worst Article I've seen. Ever.
UnNews:School Counselor Almost Actually Acommplishes Something
How To:Be the fastest Runner in the World!
[edit] Poems or Poetia I've written
Cajek Might Be Gay
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