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Articles I've Contributed To Or Wrote[edit]

He's Evil-Unnews Article

Why?:Slap someone With a White Glove

UnNews:Man Sees Girl Run,Man Dies A Few Seconds Later

UnNews:Uncyclopedia Declares Thirty-second war on Wikipedia.

UnNews:Microsoft Sees End of Windows Era

UnNews: Jamacia Team For Olympics Says "Gonna Be a Good Year"

UnNews:Man's Fists Now Declared Lethal Weapons

Pee Reviews I've Done[edit]

Cult of Apple

Candle For a Sin Movement Worst Article I've seen. Ever.

UnNews:School Counselor Almost Actually Acommplishes Something

How To:Be the fastest Runner in the World!

Poems or Poetia I've written[edit]

Cajek Might Be Gay Useless Gobshite of the Month Award Useless Gobshite of the Month {{{Month}}} {{{Year}}}

Jew.gif This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.

al-X This user only speaks the Ancient Language enough to seduce native the Ancient Language speakers.

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DogNewspaper.jpg This user subscribes to the UnSignpost: The Periodical That Is Too Sexy For Its Shirt, Among Other Things