User:The Woodburninator

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My anti-thought
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This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is eventually....I hope. School, graduation, then a move. Hope to be back sometime though. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.


My Essay on Funny. Read it. It is important to me. And I know how much you hate disappointing me.


Or this tl;dr version


Or this counterargument.


Or this....RED LINK!!!
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Knight Commander of the Order
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10 years, 6 months and 6 days.


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Nursery Rhymes & Quick Jokes[edit]

Peter, Peter pumpkin eater
Had a wife but couldn't keep her
He put her in a pumpkin shell
She divorced him a week later.


Another?

To Do List[edit]

  1. User:Gwax/Timeline rebuild.
  2. Vote Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. on all the good articles people around here are trying to delete.
  3. Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

My Articles[edit]

Concepts, Templates, Random BS[edit]

A High Five to These Articles[edit]

Images I Worked On[edit]

The Washington Post[edit]

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