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“I'm so cool, I quote myself”

~ ThisIsNotMyRealName

Who Am I?[edit]

Mummy told me never to talk to strangers. But to get to my house, take three steps forward, two to the left, turn around clockwise twice, get on a plane to Australia and swim due north west for a while. Go on! Swim! Swim my little fishies!

Bmup smaller.jpg This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice... Who am I kidding? I'm a bitch.

Floppy-1-.gif This user plays the cello, so is automatically better than everyone else, especially violinists.

British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
and is terribly polite
(British Uncyclopedians)