User:Thyultimate

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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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Sunglasses.jpg This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.
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This user walks down the
left hand path
.
Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
(List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)
This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Counter-Strike retail box This user is an Asian and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Ragnarok24-7.
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Euroipods1.jpg This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user is the random congruent cartilage that blessed his stomach inside of your cartilage so you must glug him/her with your congruent cartilage.
Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Tux-thinkpad.png This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.

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This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.
)

(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)