User:Todd Lyons

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14 years, 10 months and 24 days.
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101 This user has written 101 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

31 This user has recorded 31 audio files because they love the sound of their own voice.

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a block heater is!!
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This user has tested positive for INTJ on the Myers-Briggs Test. Groovy, baby!

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My random album recommendation:
"Rio" by Duran Duran

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  1. Fecal E.ColiFeatured November 24-25, 2005. (amazing art by RadicalX).
  2. The Night After ChristmasFeatured December 26-27, 2005. (art by RadicalX and Mhaille).
  3. Richard M. Stallman—Nominated by Sikon. Featured February 11-12, 2006. (photos by Doug and Mahroww).
  4. OCD—So nice, it was featured twice! February 22, 2006, 12:11 AM - 12:18 AM and February 26-27, 2006. (M&Ms by MoneySign).
  5. The Root of All Evil—Nominated by SimulacrumCaputosis. Featured May 6-7, 2006.
  6. On a stick—Nominated by OsirisX. Featured May 21-22, 2006.
  7. Embracing Mediocrity—Three days from completion to front page featuredom. Thanks everyone! Nominated by Winston. Featured June 2-3, 2006.
  8. Oscar Mayer—Nominated by Kaizer the Bjorn. Featured June 4-5, 2006. My first back-to-back feature!
  9. Patriotism—A collaboration with Claudius Prime and Mhaille Featured June 13 2006
  10. HowTo:Get Banned—Nominated by Anonymous IP. Featured July 23-34, 2006.
  11. Horton Hires a Ho—Nominated by Rcmurphy. Featured October 14-15, 2006. (book cover by InfiniteMonkey).
  12. The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women—Nominated by emc. :) Featured November 23-24, 2006.
  13. Dear John letter—Nominated by Hardwick Fundlebuggy. Featured December 8, 2006.
  14. The Vagina Monologues—Nominated by Hindleyite. Featured December 10, 2006.
  15. Life's Answerable QuestionsFeatured December 26, 2006.
  16. Ecky-Thump—Nominated by Mhaille. Featured May 17, 2007.
  17. Middle-Aged Suburban White Guy Rap—Nominated by Kip the Dip. Featured December 3, 2007.
  18. Frédéric Chopin's Guide to Better Lawn Care—A collaboration with Somey. Nominated by Cs1987. Featured September 5, 2008.
  19. Ronnie James Dio's Big Book of Nursery Rhymes—Nominated by Anonymous IP. Featured October 1, 2008.
  20. Kinsey Report No. 3: Sexual Behavior in Hamsters—Nominated by Romartus Featured May 19, 2009.
  21. Dear Diary—Nominated by LongLiverh3. Featured June 7, 2009.
  22. I Like Cats (The Other White Meat)—Nominated by Necropaxx. Featured June 10, 2009.
  23. Billy GrahamFeatured June 21, 2009.
  24. Failure UniversityFeatured June 27, 2009.
  25. Fake announcer voice—Nominated by Thekillerfroggy Featured August 6, 2009.

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Nothing! Please nominate one of my articles on VFH!

Complete Works[edit]

And special thanks to some of the great users who've made my articles better: Mhaille, Hardwick Fundlebuggy, Claudius Prime, Prettiestpretty, Some user, Procopius, Romartus
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  • BBspot (e.g.: Microsoft Nearing Completion of Death Star)
  • Kubuntu - My desktop OS of choice! Gorgeous, stable, and functional.
  • Ubuntu - Runs my 1.5 Ghz laptop like a dream! It's also more user-friendly than Kubuntu, if that matters to you. Fewer knobs and switches to get lost in -- it just works.
  • DistroWatch - News for geeks curious about taking the open source plunge.
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