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Honours & Awards[edit]

30 Oct 2005 — From Paulgb:

19 Nov 2005

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Nice work on the years this morning. Have a cookie! -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:51, 19 Nov 2005 (UTC)

22 Nov 2005

24 Nov 2005

25 Nov 2005

28 Nov 2005

Officer of the Order

Voted by Mhaille, Flammable, RadicalX, Codeine, Rangeley, Spla(r)ka, Slackerboy and Paulgb. And possibly Elvis. 21:54, 28 Nov 2005 Paulgb Rights for user "User:Todd Lyons" set "" (+sysop)

1 Dec 2005 Noob of the Month Award Noob of the Month November 2005
Voted by Elvis, Mhaille, Todd Lyons, Codeine, Caiman, RadicalX, Splaka, Paulgb, BobBobBob, Rangeley, Kikimora, Dawg, Ogopogo and Flammable.


With a record-breaking 14 votes in the face of no opposition, Todd Lyons claims his rightful place as Noob of the Month, and is possibly the friendliest man on Uncyclopedia. When he's not busy leaving 'thank you' messages for people, he spends his time neatly organising Uncyclopedia into an easy-to-swallow form. So we made him an admin to break his spirit and purge that helpful attitude.

1 Dec 2005 Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2005
Voted by Splaka, Mhaille, Ogopogo, Naughtyned, SlainAngel, Codeine, and Rangeley.

9 Dec 2005

26 Dec 2005

21 Jan 2006

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Mega Deletion Award!

This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many,
many articles in rapid succession. Fear them greatly.

11 Feb 2006

22 Feb 2006

26 Feb 2006

27 Feb 2006

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For covering for me this week.

1 Mar 2006 Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month February 2006
Voted by Rataube, Claudius Prime, Rangeley, Mahroww, Winston, Mhaillle, Naughtyned, MoneySign, Guest, Orion Blastar, Clorox, TimeStopper, and Algorithm.


Oh great....another award for Todd.....(mutters darkly)....lets all be pleased for him.....(mumble, mumble)..... It's a bird! It's a plane! It's....Todd Lyons! Blasting through his competition, Todd sails to the lead with Richard M. Stallman at his right and OCD in his head. ToddBot2000 by day and Article Mastermind by night, his genius speaks for itself.

22 Mar 2006

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For your inspired reading of UnNews:Osama bin Laden awarded star on the Walk of Fame, which helped push it over the edge in VFH. Thank you kind sir!

1 Apr 2006

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The Emmanuel
Goldstein Award

March 2006

6 May 2006

21 May 2006

2 Jun 2006

4 Jun 2006

24 Jul 2006

25 Jul 2006

13 Oct 2006

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14 Oct 2006

1 Nov 2006 (UTC)

Damn, I hate those Russian Reversal things! Thanks,  c • > • cunwapquc? 04:04, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

18 Nov 2006

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You've deleted somewhere between 500 and a 1000 articles, so the at least deserve this. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 18:29, 18 November 2006 (UTC) For superior FFW performance. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 18:45, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

23 Nov 2006

1 Dec 2006 Author of the Month UnBooks Author of the Month November 2006

2 Dec 2006

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You graciously recorded my Unnews article, only my second one too. I love the audio version, it sounds great spoken aloud. I'll take the time to also thank you for editing my Mousetrap article and making it better.--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 05:25, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

It's official, you rock. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 21:09, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

8 Dec 2006

10 Dec 2006

26 Dec 2006

31 Dec 2006

14 Jan 2007

"This administrator has often deleted perfectly good...articles" :D —Braydie at 19:09, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

24 Jan 2007

Congratulations! --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 00:19, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

27 Jan 2007


You are the recipient of the Mhaille Award For Excellence for the month of January 2007.

Regardless of the voting patterns over the next few days, you will remain my Writer and Uncyclopedian of the Year. It might not be as prestigious, for the moment, at least, but its an award, and its one I'm probably never going to get. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

1 Feb 2007

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The Emmanuel
Goldstein Award

January 2007

27 Apr 2007

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 03:11, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

17 May 2007

31 Aug 2007

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Presented By His
Holiness The
Dali Llama

August 2007

3 December 2007

8 December 2007

Zombie of the Month Award Zombie of the Month September-November 2007

5 September 2008

1 October 2008

19 May 2009

1 June 2009

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The Emmanuel
Goldstein Award

May 2009

7 June 2009

10 June 2009

21 June 2009

21 June 2009

...for making, from scratch, the Film, Television, and Theatre portals. You may add this template to your userpage if you desire:

Der Unwehr Kross

You have received this illustrious medal for your amazing contributions to Der Unwehr.


Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:13, 21 June 2009 (UTC)