User:Tuck99

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
Jump to: navigation, search
Tuck99.jpg
Stuff


Zeichen 101.png
Danger <insert name here>, contact with Tuck99 may cause exteme nausea and/or miscarriage. You don't want that, do you? Then i suggest you go here.
Restricted.png




 THE BOX OF RANDOM STUFF





People I Hate[edit]

If you are one or more of these people, go away
BUSH FINGER.jpg
Ugly man 2.jpg
72c27759a4406af49c4899d1ea25818d.gif
EvilCM.jpg
John.jpg
Cannibal-bbq.jpg









Me and My Monkey[edit]

monkey!!
About Tuck99
Tuckdot.jpg
This user is or knows tuck99
XrayLhand.gif
This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
(List of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

Finder.png This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
(List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)
MEH This user redefines lazy.
1 This user has written 1 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

Hammer and sickle.png This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
48px-Face-surprise.svg.png

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Leftswordguy.gif An adventurer is this user! He or she plays Kingdom of Loathing. His/her ID number in the game is #977148.
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user is a pyromaniac.


sub subliminal!
NO This user doesn't care.
  1. REDIRECT Template:User explode
Ubx-
Crapload
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes.

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

What I have to say[edit]

Greetings

You need a girl.jpg






Tacobell.jpg






My Advice on life[edit]

  • Don't get pissed off at computers ......or else

Mewhenreadingstupidstuff.gif

  • Don't pat the grue ......or else

Grue Jammy.gif

  • Don't try to prove 0.999999999999999999999999999999999........=1 ......or else

Exploding-head.gif

  • If you are satan, keep off the roads ......or else

Godisbad.gif

Did you know:[edit]

  • ...that Twilit Parasite Diababa is a giant enemy plant that comfortably resides at the bottom of a dungeon in a pool of acid?
  • ...and that Link must defeat it before it wreaks havoc on the uninhabited dungeon behind its heavily locked door?
  • ...that Twilit Parasite Diababa is a giant enemy plant that comfortably resides at the bottom of a dungeon in a pool of acid?
  • ...and that Link must defeat it before it wreaks havoc on the uninhabited dungeon behind its heavily locked door?
  • ...that Twilit Parasite Diababa is a giant enemy plant that comfortably resides at the bottom of a dungeon in a pool of acid?
  • ...and that Link must defeat it before it wreaks havoc on the uninhabited dungeon behind its heavily locked door?
  • ...that Twilit Parasite Diababa is a giant enemy plant that comfortably resides at the bottom of a dungeon in a pool of acid?
  • ...and that Link must defeat it before it wreaks havoc on the uninhabited dungeon behind its heavily locked door?
  • ...that Twilit Parasite Diababa is a giant enemy plant that comfortably resides at the bottom of a dungeon in a pool of acid?
  • ...and that Link must defeat it before it wreaks havoc on the uninhabited dungeon behind its heavily locked door?
  • ...that Twilit Parasite Diababa is a giant enemy plant that comfortably resides at the bottom of a dungeon in a pool of acid?
  • ...and that Link must defeat it before it wreaks havoc on the uninhabited dungeon behind its heavily locked door?
  • ...that Twilit Parasite Diababa is a giant enemy plant that comfortably resides at the bottom of a dungeon in a pool of acid?
  • ...and that Link must defeat it before it wreaks havoc on the uninhabited dungeon behind its heavily locked door?
  • ...that Twilit Parasite Diababa is a giant enemy plant that comfortably resides at the bottom of a dungeon in a pool of acid?
  • ...and that Link must defeat it before it wreaks havoc on the uninhabited dungeon behind its heavily locked door?
  • ...that Twilit Parasite Diababa is a giant enemy plant that comfortably resides at the bottom of a dungeon in a pool of acid?
  • ...and that Link must defeat it before it wreaks havoc on the uninhabited dungeon behind its heavily locked door?

Dykapple1.gif

And now a word from the Magic 8-Ball[edit]

“Don't count on it.”