User:Unchain

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Unchain will work for food.

"A young man who will be dead sooner than I."

~ Oscar Wilde on Unchain

Unchain is a man of great importence and stature. Well, at least to himself. He was a serious kitten addict, until a accident made him immune to the effects of kittens. He is left a broken shell of a man, who can no longer lead a normal life. He often attempts to be funny, sometimes succeding, but usually failing miserably.

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en-N	This user is a native speaker of English.

17-2	This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337.

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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Cplusplus.

ah-0	This user does not understand Asshat and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

fr-X	This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers.