User:Uncyclopediadork

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Hi, I Really Don't Know What The Fucking Hell I'm Doing[edit]

--Uncyclopediadork 03:59, 17 November 2006 (UTC) Ya, anyway, I came to this site because I heard it was a wonderful place, where I could pretend I was editing Wikipedia. Now that I'm here I find that Wikipedia is a load of SHIT! I am unusually random, so please don't say my country is full of nuts like me.

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...and thinks you're a hoser!

My hobbies & Shit you should know about me[edit]

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Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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Oh, yeah, I really can speak native Bullet. Assuming that's swears. Behold an incredibly useless display: You ----ing ------- ------ sonofa-----es should go straight to thrice------ ----ing ---- for even ----ing challenging me to an ------ challenge!!!-------. Told you so. No, you don't want to know the words I used, especially if you are not between 16 and 25 or are a virgin.

Stuff that's mine or has been turned into a genuine piece of SHit by me.[edit]

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Loser


More will come. Be afraid.

Now to my side buisness[edit]

I rent myself out as an invisible friend for the poor assholes who spend their lives on the computer. Here's how it works: You send me money and I pretend I give a crap about you. Not! I'll disappear magically.

My friends and their pets[edit]

Um, yeah...
Hehehe...

I hope that you can revel in this high quality reatrdation. After all, these things still aren't as messed up as me though.











The love of my life[edit]

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You may want to skip this.

CHEESE. More To Come.