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Episode 173: The UnIncredibles: Part I
(This episode starts in Uncyclopedian's house. Zombie Uncyclopedian is looking around for something)
Narrator: Uncyclopedian seems to be having a bit of trouble finding his DVD of The Incredibles.
Zombie Uncyclopedian: Brains...
(Zombie Uncyclopedian scratches his head)
Meganew: ...Hey, Big U, your DVD is over THERE.
(Uncyclopedian grabs the DVD)
Meganew: No, that is a DVD. Stupid Alka'anad.
Narrator: Uncyclopedian, hurry up!!!
Uncyclopedian: I FOUND IT!!! I mean, BRAINS!!!
Meganew: PUT IT IN!!!
Meganew: (Sighs) Let's start this!!! (Kicks the camera)
(Scene fades to the beginning of the movie...skip the bit about secret identities...ah...Adam Uncyclop is driving a car. He is wearing a suit.)
Car Radio: We interrupt this program with important news: there is a police chase going on on Uncyclopedia Avenue!
(Adam suddenly makes his car change into the Uncyclo-Car while he changes into a spandex Uncyclo-Man uniform. He then drives down a road, stopping for a little old lady.)
Little Old Lady: Uh...my cat is stuck in a tree.
Adam: I guess I'll help.
(Adam madly shakes the tree. Meanwhile, a car full of VANDALS comes careening down the road. The cat falls out of the tree and Adam smashes the car with the tree. The police arrive.)
Officer L: Thank you for the help!
Adam: Helping the city is my job. You don't need to thank me.
(Adam gets back in his car...and spots a kid wearing a uniform similar to his own.)
Adam: What are you doing here and who the heck are you?
Kid: I'm Uncyclo-Boy!
Adam: ...Aren't you that Derek Scott kid from the fan club?
Derek: MY NAME IS UNCYCLO-BOY!
Derek: I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
(Adam kicks Derek out of the car and drives away.)
Adam: Crazy kids, thinking I need help...
Radio: Attention!! Molly Tov Nye has been spotted robbing a bank!!!
Adam: Oh no, not Molly!!!
(Scene switches to bank, Molly is stealing a bunch of money from the safe he blew open)
(Uncyclo-Man bursts through the window)
Adam: Drop the cash, Molly.
Molly: I think not...
(Suddenly, Derek enters the scene)
Derek: Greetings villain!!! I'm Uncyclo-Boy, here to take you to...
Adam: (Interrupts) Derek, get outta here...
(Molly places an active bomb on Derek's cape)
Betterness (Benson): I, BETTERNESS WILL SAVE YOU!!!
(Betterness kicks Derek off the roof)
Betterness: SEE WHAT I DID? I DID WHAT WAS NEEDED.
(Adam leaps out the window and saves Derek's life. Molly Tov Nye disappears after Adam throws the bomb away.)
Derek: Can we finally go out and get a soda?
Adam: Go home, Derek. I work alone...
(Adam places Derek on the ground, and walks away.)