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My anti-christ
(because someone's got to support us!)

UU is out there... somewhere... underground...

The liberal lobster likes lounging and liberties. He leers at lobsters longing to leech off his... liberties.

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#80 - bigger than God

UU persists in writing his page in the third person, for no fathomable reason.

Whatever, UU has been around Uncyc for over a year now, and is part of the furniture. A bean bag, possibly.
He made a bunch of rewrites, a collab or so, and a few whole articles of his very own.
He now spends a lot of time on VFH, VFD, and Pee Review, telling people how much better their stuff could be if they listened to him.
Why he never became a teacher is anyone's guess, frankly.
He's also an admin. This fact should probably worry someone.

He will always regret his hasty choice of username, but what the hell.

He's also managed to get a few of his articles featured, although he's not entirely sure how - but it didn't include much whoring, and he's kinda proud of that.

UU's quote of the day: ""pardon me garden pea" is a cry often heard in the location of Rose Lane, Norwich. Usually preceded by a loud belch or fart, this term is used to excuse the perpetrator of the previously mentioned misdomener." - From Pardon Me Garden Pea

Oh look, it's Uncle UU's really bad lyric of the moment box!

Never made it as a wise man, I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing.
Tired of living like a blind man, I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling - Nickelback