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I am the uncoincidentally and undetermined UNCLE REMUS! Praise the Lord.

“I wonder why on windy days, the water in the toilet goes back in forth”

~ Me when extremely bored

“Have a tree, send to me. Horn is done, yet be me.”

~ Me when poetic

I am like a book, you get bored of me after 15 minutes.

My view of the world
Guess what I do everyday....I read magazines.

Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month (at least I hope to be)

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19 years, 5 months and 17 days.

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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
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This user is in a Rock Band, because they do not believe in getting a real job.


This user (probably) huffs kittens.
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"I am the pink"

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Forces of the Universe
Gravity | Electricity | War | Love | <insert name here> | The Flying Spaghetti Monster | Uncle Remus | Titanium | Dick Cheney
Preceded by:
Bob Dylan
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