User:Unknown user
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My Life Story for those who want to hear it[edit]
Hi, this is the userpage of the one and only the better one of the two U.U.
Well, I started back in June of '07 and wrote my first article, Pancake, under a ironic username. Thanks to the irony, I was forced to go undercover after I was banned for ironic vanity and created the most cleverest username, Unknown_user. But little was accomplished until I got adopted by some balloon guy who's into zeppelin and turned my life around, even though he didn't have to do a thing. Soon after, I was writing "decent" articles, and I got my first feature the day after Christmas. So far I am busy with school and work, but will occasionally drop by to throw a few lines down or piss on some articles, or mess around with some custom templates. So...yup, dats my story. Check out my works and non-working works below or send me a message!
I HAVE RETURNED!
Just Kidding!
seriously though
My Werks[edit]
Articles[edit]
- Pancake -My very first article; started (ironically) by my accidental sock, The Flying Flapjack.
- No Vowels -huffed once, hacked up, may be huffed again
- Cluck! -Huffed once, hacked up, may be huffed again
- HowTo:Write an article for Encyclopedia Dramatica -Surprisingly distasteful!
- Anti aircraft gun
- Marching band -I didn't start it, but did some major rewrites for it. Greatest sport ever.
Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet--FEATURED!
Why?:Give Up -Cajek earned this one--SEMI FEATURED!
- Why?:Is my house on fire -From Why?:Is My House Mad At Me
- Why?:Stick Things in the Microwave -You know where I got this idea...
Work in Progress[edit]
HowTo:Study for a Test
HowTo:Leave Uncyclopedia --Theres No Escape...I tried several times...
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Fix er' uppers[edit]
Remember the times as a kid, you spent whole summers working on that beat up old GTO or Charger you found abandoned in an old barn? This is kind of like that, only its not a GTO or a Charger, but the equivalent of fixing a torched Geo Metro with no engine and a wooden plank for a floor.
- Why?:Nobody cares what you think--Nobody cares that this article needs a rewrite
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Conceptual Articles[edit]
- Trystero -W.A.S.T.E.
- The Crying of Lot 49
- Why?:Wait
- Why?:Lick Frozen Poles
- HowTo:Set your House on Fire
- Why?:God
- Why?:God only knows--epic win!!
- Why?:Does This Keep Happening To Me--I like this one a lot
- Why?:Keep Trying
- HowTo:Play the Saxophone--It's not as easy as you think
- HowTo:Be Vague
- Why?:Sleep with the fishes
- HowTo:Be a Psychopath
- HowTo:Stop asking dumb questions
Random[edit]
This is where all the articles that just quite didnt make the cut reside, except they dont get to audition again. Ever.
Battle of the Bulge in my PantsDO NOT READ
Awards[edit]
I have not nearly enough awards, and my ego is devastated. For the sake of my ego, and for the children, please give me more
Featured Articles[edit]
In the game of Uncyclopedia, one scores points by getting nominations and "features" A.K.A "street cred" . Essentially useless in the real world, features provide a glimpse into how much time one has spent whoring for credibility (See: Awards). Needless, to say, I believe in quality over quantity.
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Featured Article: Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
Other[edit]
This user created HowTo:Write an article for Encyclopedia Dramatica, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for (for more information, see award statistics) |
Templates[edit]
Look at all these templates I copied off someone else made...What a wonderful testament to my ability to tweak wiki formatting into working templates...just watch out for my sig though..
- Unknown_user/sig
- Unknown_user/sig2
- Unknown_user/sig3
- User:Unknown_user/Shocking
- User:Unknown_user/NewYears
- Template:Fix Buffalo Bill
- User:Unknown_user/christmas
- User:Unknown_user/christmas2
- User:Unknown user/randomsig-this could get me in trouble with some people...
My private proving grounds. Keep off!
Sand Pit -go crazy!
- Unsoc Party Registrants
- PEEING members
- Uncyclopedians adopted in Adopt-A-Noob
- Uncyclopedians involved with Adopt-A-Noob
- Uncyclopedians seeking to adopt in Adopt-A-Noob
- Uncyclopedian bass guitarists
- Metalhead Uncyclopedians
- American Uncyclopedians
- Uncyclopedians happy to help noobs
- Insane users
- Uncyclopedians with Shuvels