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Boredkid.jpg This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
Z3 This user has saved Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.

en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.
enr-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Engrish.
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.
vl-0 This user does not understand Valley girl and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
yt-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of ytmnd.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
PSP.jpg This user has both the PSP and the DS because they are greedy. 656px-NintendoDS Warm.jpg
Nintendo ds.png This user snob prefers the DS Lite over the original DS.
PS3.png This user bought a PS3 and now regrets it. Probably.
PS2 This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.
Xbox2.jpg This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos.jpg

Antisensor.JPG This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user has eye beams.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
Towel migration.jpg This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


DramaticQuestionMark.png This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Cat03.jpg This user is owned by one or more cats.
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Vista logo.png This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies, the only reason they use it is because they have to.

Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

Gefahrensymbol F.png This user is a pyromaniac.

Cheeze.jpg This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
sub subliminal!
1337 This user is elite.
hey! The above wasn't my fault!

NO This user doesn't care.
DIFF H This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
RS This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality

Tetris kick ass.png This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.
LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
and knows how to spell.
(British Uncyclopedians)

I like Userboxes. A lot, actually. You're likely to see a Userbox or two here. Yes.