User:Walking Contradiction

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Circle-contradict.png This user appears to contradict itself. Please see the discussion on the talk page.

Don't read this sentence, it is an absolute lie. (The previous statement speaks the truth.)


[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked.



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This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Hammer and sickle.png This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Pegasus small.png This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small.png




Cowbell2.gif THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.


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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Walking Contradiction also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


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This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.
)

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No hammer and sickle.PNG This user is an

Anti-Communist,
... and is unabashedly American!





Unicorn small.png This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus. No pegasus small.png




no cowbell This user has broken his/her addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!




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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.








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