User:Weasel3689

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I am the almighty Weasel3689 bow down and here are my contribs:. Weaselwuzhere.jpg

VFH, PFP, Other Nonsencsial elections[edit]

I constantly vote for stuff on the VFH.

Baby Weasel[edit]

My poor first attempt at an article Baby Weasel

Queers of War[edit]

My much better second attempt that is not finished please help give suggestions Queers of War

Lord of the FLies[edit]

My first featured article (sort of)


Userboxes[edit]

I see you <insert name here>! Stop stalking me!

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This user is a rapturous slippery Geiger counter that likes to dry while gay controversial gurus nuke his Taahgaarxian.
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8638 This user has contributed 8638 pints points to the Uncyclopedia [email protected] Team.


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Eat up.
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IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


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Weasel photo3.jpg This user is a Pudgist.
....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
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If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and

worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

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Apathetic.

Because no one cares

3 This user has written 3 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.


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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

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...and is smuggling cocaine!
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BS This userpage is bullshit.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
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Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

1337 This user is elite.
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3wisemonkeys.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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MEH This user redefines lazy.
UBX This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.
NO This user doesn't care.
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.
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