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I am the almighty Weasel3689 bow down and here are my contribs:.
[edit] VFH, PFP, Other Nonsencsial elections
I constantly vote for stuff on the VFH.
[edit] Baby Weasel
My poor first attempt at an article Baby Weasel
[edit] Queers of War
My much better second attempt that is not finished please help give suggestions Queers of War
[edit] Lord of the FLies
My first featured article (sort of)
[edit] Userboxes
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| This user is a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious mediocre hobgoblin that likes to exemplify while common furry amplifiers calcify his electric toothbrush.
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Certificate of Respiration
is hereby granted to:
Weasel3689
for his/her ability to breathe.
--Uncyclopedia HowTo
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| This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.
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| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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| This user is a Pudgist.
....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
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 This User is too Damn Sexy!
If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and
worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.
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| This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.
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| This user's IQ is 200.
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| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be dexter.
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| Eeek!
| This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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| RENT
| This space for rent.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
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| Color
| This user likes random colored userboxes.
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| This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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| This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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| This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
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| This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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| This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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| MEH
| This user redefines lazy.
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| UBX
| This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.
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| nj
| This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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| This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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| This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.
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| typo-P
| Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.
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| MS-P
| This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.
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 Helper of a Featured Article
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This user is lazy and uncreative and, instead of writing their own article, helped edit another person's idea. You can vote for other edited gobshite or nominate your favourite articles at Uncyclopedia:VFH and view the article at the featured archive.
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[edit] Pictures that may induce SEIZURES!!!!
<=======lol Bill gates gets pwned GO MACS!!
This User is too Damn Sexy!
Helper of a Featured Article
<=======lol Bill gates gets pwned GO MACS!!
