User:Why do I need to provide this?

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I AIN'T GOT, GOT, AIN'T GOT NO TIME

My time here right now is going to be rather limited. My life is undergoing some major changes, but not all bad. Among them is a chance to work on a book with a collaborator or two or three. That actually already started, which is why my writing here dropped off. I will still be checking in, and if you really want to reach me quickly you can click on E-mail this user on the bottom left. You're a great group of people! (Well, most of you).

The Rest is Below[edit]

“I don't think the writers work as hard as they used to, and I think they may lack experience because I don't think the writing is as good as it used to be.”

~ John Cleese on Uncyclopedia

Quote at http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article2415904.ece


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Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn) 


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Received as Nominator of the Month for February 2010






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Commander of the Order

Noob of the Month Award Noob of the Month January 2010

Noob of the Month Award Noob of the Month December 2009

Noob of the Month Award Noob of the Month November 2009

Noob of the Month Award Noob of the Month September 2009


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Yes, some of these are redundant with the above. And your point is?



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For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.
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For your helpful review, you have been given the
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Now go play in traffic.




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9 years, 3 months and 9 days.

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Articles I done created[edit]

(Listed in order of creation)

Imperial Colonization Articles I done helped write[edit]

Imperial Colonization Articles I done headed the writing thereof[edit]


Articles I done plan to rewrite while no one's looking[edit]

Pee Reviews I done did[edit]

My Pee Reviews‎

Also see My Pee Review Table (which you're welcome to rip off, especial as it's a rip off of the original)

Proofreading I done did[edit]

See My Proofreads (like you'd really care).

Images I done created[edit]

My Images

Current signature (minus date stamp)[edit]

Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn) 

Also see My signature collection

Not my current signature but I think it's cool[edit]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/49/Why_blink.gif Something I ripped off from some wanker

Miscellaneous numbers[edit]

  • = Number of edits I've done here since I started Elul 13, 5769
  • = Number of times I've wasted time here since I started Elul 13, 5769
  • 1 = Number of featured vanity articles here that are about me
  • 273 = Number of new users I've welcomed here since 7 Oct. 2009 (255 in 2009) (Please help)
  • 50 = Number of official Pee Reviews I done did
  • 13 = Number of articles that followed all or almost all of my official Pee Review suggestions and got featured
  • 2 = Number of articles that followed all or almost all of my unofficial Pee Review suggestions and got featured
  • 1 = Number of articles that followed some but less than almost all of my official Pee Review suggestions and got featured
  • 3 = Number of articles that ignored all or almost all of my official Pee Review suggestions and tried but failed to get featured
  • 6 = Number of wikis I've edited
  • 11 = Number of years ago I started editing Wikis (anyone remember when Douglas Adams was in charge of H2G2?)
  • 5 = Number of accredited colleges and universities I've attended for at least one class session
  • 37 = Number of degrees I have (Celsius)
  • 98.6 = Number of degrees I have (Farenheit)
  • 18 = Number of people who have vandalised my user page (please update this number when you vandalise)
  • 58 = Number of times my user page has been vandalised (please update this number when you vandalise)
  • 2 = Number of vanity pages other people have made for me
  • 8 = Number of the day in March 2010 I was admitted to the Uncyclopedia:Hall of Shame
  • 3 = Number of racist/ethnic/disability jokes I find amusing
  • 3 = Number of times I lied about my age on Uncyclopedia
  • 1 = Number of people here who've accused me of being a bee lover (someone noticed that every one of my articles mentions bees) Sun bee.jpg
  • 0 = Number of Noobs I'm currently keeping an eye on
  • 1.2 = Number of the version of Netscape Navigator I use to surf the Internets
  • 1 = Number of times I've yelled at someone in the past 8 years
  • 4 = Number of Uncyclopedians who have given me cyberhugs (Luvvy, Miley Spears, Little Mermaid, Black flamingo11)
  • 86.854.32.179 = Number of my super secret agent ID
  • 1 = Number of redirecting sockpuppets I had on Uncyclopedia that were huffed (Goodbye User:Why?)
  • 1 = Number of redirecting sockpuppets I had on Uncyclopedia that were unhuffed (Hello User:Why?)
  • 3 = Number of people I expect to read all this (Mommy, Me and my weird uncle who likes to watch).