User:Why do I need to provide this?

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Are you serious? I just started here. But thanks! Why do I need to provide this? 05:08, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

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2 months and 22 days.


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Contents

[edit] Articles I done created

[edit] Pee Reviews I done did

[edit] Images I done created

(listed in order of creation)

[edit] My current signature (minus time stamp)

WHY??? 01:39, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Not my current signature but I think it's cool

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/49/Why_blink.gif Something I ripped off from PuppyOnTheRadio

[edit] Miscellaneous

  • Special:Editcount/Why do I need to provide this? = Number of edits I've done here since I started 2 September 2009
  • Special:Editcount/Why do I need to provide this? = Number of times I've wasted time here since I started 2 September 2009
  • 5 = Number of wikis I've edited
  • 5 = Number of accredited colleges and universities I've attended
  • 37 = Number of degrees I have (Celsius)
  • 98.6 = Number of degrees I have (Farenheit)
  • 5 = Number of people who have vandalised my user page (please update this number when you vandalise)
  • 18 = Number of times my user page has been vandalised (please update this number when you vandalise)
  • 3 = Number of racist/ethnic/disability jokes I find amusing
  • 2 = Number of times I lied about my age on Uncyclopedia
  • 1 = Number of times I've yelled at someone in the past 8 years
  • 1 = Number of redirecting sockpuppets I had on Uncyclopedia that were huffed (Goodbye User:Why?)
  • 1 = Number of redirecting sockpuppets I had on Uncyclopedia that were unhuffed (Hello User:Why?)
  • 3 = Number of people I expect to read all this (Mommy, Me and some weirdo who likes to watch).
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