User:WillMcC
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I've been on Uncyclopedia for a while, and sometimes spend more time on here than I do on Wikipedia. My writing style is articles that are somewhat close to the truth, as opposed to pure randomness. In other words, I don't have much creativity, but I can still write articles that can be considered funny by some.
I also contribute to Wikipedia. My userpage there has only been vandalized once twice three four times.
My Uncyclopedia userpage, on the other hand, has only been vandalized zero times!
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[edit] Articles I have started
- Dr. Sbaitso - The first article I started. Barely survived ICU
- Shopping Cart racing
- Six Flags - Based on inspiration from Disneyland
- Holy Land - Based on the real theme park in Florida
- Windex - Not responsible for any lawsuits filed against Uncyclopedia for deliberate ingestion
- University of Florida - Home to at least four Starbucks locations
- HowTo:Take better pictures - One of my first attempts at a HowTo. Unfortunately, nobody understood the humo(u)r
- HowTo:Find a parking space - A skill you need
- Txt mssgng - Nt my ntv lng
- Sirius Cybernetics Corporation - Share and Enjoy
- EPCOT Center - Home of the world's largest Golf Ball
- HowTo:Overcome your fear of flying - After reading this, you will realize that there is nothing to be afraid of
[edit] Pages I'm working on
Feel free to contribute to these articles, as some people's stuff is much funnier than mine.
- Wellington Cable Car (as User:WillMcC/Wellington Cable Car) - I've ridden it a few times, even walked the track. Sure I was four at the time, but it still counts
- Total Perspective Vortex (as User:WillMcC/Total Perspective Vortex - I have a picture of Bill Nye (the Science Guy) that would go nicely with it)
- The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
- Magic Kingdom as User:WillMcC/Magic Kingdom
- Hamburger University as User:WillMcC/Hamburger University
[edit] Pages I may create some time
- Greyhound (or Greyhound Racing, which got deleted along with my userfied backup)
- Dumpster Diving (an extreme sport)
- Cedar Point
- Trash Can
- Gainesville
- Magic Kingdom (It's got everything, including a castle, a working PeopleMover, a Space Mountain line, and even an attraction named MILF!)
- Why?:Pirate software
- Dr. Kevorkian
[edit] My contributions can be seen in
[edit] Articles that should be on Uncyclopedia, but aren't
- Airline food
- Parking lot
- Publix (It is an state law that one must shop at Publix to be considered a true Floridian)
- Abdullah Öcalan - He's probably sent you an e-mail offering money
[edit] My image contributions
- Original - Picture was taken or created by myself. Some may contain content from other sources, but these are usually public domain images (or stolen from Wikipedia).
- Photochopped - Picture was created from one or more sources (usually stuff on Wikipedia) with an image manipulation program
- Screen capture - Screen capture of a piece of software
All my pictures are released under free license (GFDL and/or Creative Commons)
 This guy made me rich!! (screen capture) |
 It was Engrish arready but I transrated it to a native tongue (Photochopped) |
 NASA uses duct tape for everything, such as Apollo 13 and fixing the Space Shuttle (Photochopped) |
 Best Windows Ever (screen capture) |
 The latest version of Microsoft Office (Photochopped) |
 The two most powerful forces in the universe (original) |
 Proof that Balder (a roller coaster) does indeed fart (original) |
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 Dr. Sbaitso was a great doctor (screen capture) |
 AAAAAAAAA! (AAAAAAAA) |
 A Vekoma designed roller coaster (Photochopped) |
 AAAAA AA AAAAAAAA! (AAAAAAAAAAAA) |
 Some wild shopping carts (original) |
 Grand Theft Auto: New Zealand (Photochopped) |
 SNAKES ON A MOTHER%@*#ING PLATE! (original) |
 The Queen's Throne at the Tower of London (original) |
 Windex, the popular drink (Photochopped) |
 Poop Cuisine (Photochopped) |
 This shirt will be eaten by a grue (Photochopped) |
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 A fatality caused by an Intamin roller coaster (original) |
 The most appropriately named landmark at the University of Florida (original) |
 UF's Starbucks West (original) |
 UF's Starbucks Central (original) |
 A perfectly good parking space (original) |
 And I'm Free Fallin' (Photochopped) |
 Lasers and GPS do wonders (original) |
 Who needs a fancy SLR when your camera does all the focusing for you? (original) |
 How to make a picture better? Take it through foliage (original) |
 An otherwise lifeless scene, put into motion (original) |
 You can do this at Disneyland too, but the castle there's difficult to find because it's so much smaller (original) |
 It's Blackpool Pleasure Beach, complete with the tower (original) |
 The University of Florida police station (original) |
 African Americans at Dollywood? Not likely (original) |
 Murphree statue at University of Florida (Photochopped) |
 Txt msgng n actn (Photochopped) |
 The centerpiece of EPCOT Center is a giant golf ball (original) |
 This is how GM promotes environmentally friendly fuels (original) |
 Try it for yourself! (original) |
 This is where Arrow Dynamics designed roller coasters come from. I'm not kidding! (original) |
 Milliways, better known at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (Photochopped) |
 Marvin the robot parking cars (and time machines) at Milliways (Photochopped) |
 Thorpe Park's entrance on a typical day (original) |
 New at Thorpe Park is SAW: The Ride (original) |
 The prestigious academic institution, Hamburger University (original) |
 Anti-graffiti sign FAIL (original) |
 Fisher Price kitchen set. Fun for everyone! (Photochopped) |
 Windows Mojave, Microsoft's next generation Windows (Photochopped) |
[edit] Userboxes
| us-3 | This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of American English. |
| uk-4 | This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level. |
| ao-0 | This user does not understand AOLer and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners. |
| sql-N | This user is a native speaker of SQL. |
| AA! | AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! |
| This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. |
| This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. |
| This user is an aspie and thus a member of The Master Race; bow before his/her intellectual might, puny Neurotypicals! (or alternatively punch the user in the face and take his or her lunch money) |
| This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? |
| This user is a geek. |
| ... | This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered. |
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This user be a midgit in disguise. |
