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The Talking[edit]

If I were in the raping mood I'd rape your talk page. But I'm not, so I'll ask your talk page out to dinner and a movie, in hopes of a delightful evening of talk page on talk page rape sex. Aleister 22:15 31-1-'12

But I thought that you weren't in the raping mood. <Begins crying as talkpage masturbates to Aleister's rape fantasy> --User:Xamralco/sig 22:23, January 31, 2012 (UTC)
lol, now you've grossed me out. /runs away screaming Al 22:30 31-1-'12


Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2012

--ChiefjusticeDS 13:02, February 1, 2012 (UTC)

God's userpage[edit]

That big image breaks the page on lower res browsing. One thing that can be done is to stick it in a div that has style="width: 100%; overflow: hidden;". User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig2

Could you please add that, I have no idea what that means (I'm bad at coding). --User:Xamralco/sig 00:16, February 2, 2012 (UTC)
I'm on my phone and at work, so not at the moment I can't. May do later. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig2
Okay, thanks. --User:Xamralco/sig 21:10, February 2, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 3 February 2012[edit]

User:Haydrahlienne/sig 03:12, 3 February 2012

Little Notice Thingy[edit]

Am I getting credit on God's userpage if it gets featured? I actually did a lot of work on the page...although it's your call. --User:Lollipop/sig5 - updated on 5 February 2012, at 01:15

I did sweet fuck-all work on it. Not that it's relevant at all. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig2
According to your contributions, these are the only related changes you made to that: [4] [5] [6] [7], and some minor edits to the talkpage (I'd link them, but they were deleted in the merge). While Uncyclopedia certainly needs more of that kind of editing throughout, it's not exactly what is generally considered significant, or a lot, on a single article. While this may kind of emphasise why the whole feature credit thing is somewhat dumb, that's a whole other ball of undead geese. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*
I was definitely planning to give Lollipop credit for the God's userpage article, as he did a ton of stuff on the talkpage. If you look at User:Xamralco/bibliography, you'll see that I did give him credit, along with PopGoesTheWeasel, who did even less than him. --User:Xamralco/sig 02:49, February 5, 2012 (UTC)
Yay Lollipop, maybe now you'll come back again and not let your grumpier sides get you down. Come back, come back. And Xamralco, thanks for saving Yoda. I just looked and even though it needs work I can't figure out why it was huffed. A vital article too! Aleister 15:38 5-2-'12
Yeah, I figured I'd rework it a bit and then mainspace it. I'm also completely rewriting Tapeworms, though right now I only have one sentence. If you have anything you want to add to either article, feel free. --User:Xamralco/sig 15:45, February 5, 2012 (UTC)
Just looked and did a couple tweaks. So yes, thank you, I'll join the fun. It's not too far from being a feature, not far at all it is. So let's play with it, but maybe not too much for me today, as Super Sunday it is and drinks and parties there be. Aleister 16:00 5-2-'12

Give me 40 lashes[edit]

Right now, I need 40 lashes. I just "read" your Why IP's can't edit the main page page, and when it was featured I was gone and I didn't look at it when I voted for the top 10 of the year, and if I had I would have given it my vote and my two other (sockpuppets Chief and Lyteriya) votes for sure. What a great article page, yay. Aleikster 00:49 7-2-'12

Thanks. I'm glad you like it. --User:Xamralco/sig 00:55, February 7, 2012 (UTC)
Well, you should have had my vote, and whatever you tied as should be one more, and it's my mistake for not looking at it sooner. I feel lower than a possum with its head between its legs puking on a tinier possum, its own mother. lol possum. Al 00:58 7-2-'12

UnSignpost - 10 February 2012[edit]

User:Haydrahlienne/sig 10:26, 10 February 2012

Your happy monkey topic[edit]


Your topic my dear Xamralco is: UnBooks:The journey of the ugly kitten.

  1. Write the article on your namespace
  2. I'll be judging the articles based on creativity, originality and cleverness.
  3. Good luck, you have until tomorrow night (23.59 UTC, 6:59PM ET) to finish.

(happy monkey just did a triple summer assault!)

--User:Shabidoo/sig 11:56, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

Am I missing out on something?[edit]

Why don't I know about this Happy monkey shit? What is this about? TELL ME BEFORE I KILL YOUR CAT[1]

It's a conspiracy!!!!!! --User:Xamralco/sig 20:45, February 13, 2012 (UTC)

  1. I don't have your cat. If you actually own one.

UnSignpost - 18 February 2012[edit]

User:Haydrahlienne/sig 07:57, 18 February 2012

You just just just just just slipped into the winners circle[edit]


No ... totally joking. Im super glad the other judges agreed and got you into the top three. Your article really sticked out and it's more than just funny and creative and original and clever ... its also very conceptual and will surely be featured in no time. Congratulation Xamralco!!! --User:Shabidoo/sig 04:39, February 20, 2012 (UTC)

Nice work![edit]

I liked your page a lot, and was glad you picked up nice scores and comments. Playing Happy Monkey was so much fun that I've had one of those monkey operations and now have fur. Aleister 12:02 20-2-'12

UnSignpost - 23 February 2012[edit]

User:Haydrahlienne/sig 01:48, 23 February 2012

The Cat in the Hat[edit]

I rewrote the last section entirely - a botched burglary is more funny than a shooting, IMHO. I'm removing the fix tag for now, since I think its funnier. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:08, February 25, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, it's better. --User:Xamralco/sig 13:22, February 27, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 1 March 2012[edit]

User:Haydrahlienne/sig 00:25, 1 March 2012

Whoops, Fix tags[edit]

Hello. Noticed your starting on Fix tags. Have you seen this? Things like take five minutes to fix the page, etc. etc. jumped out like a slick seal at me when I saw it last week. An interesting read. Thanks. Aleister 1:30 1-3-'12

I only tagged two pages, both of which I think have no funny material at all. Take a look at Heavenland. It's pretty bad. --User:Xamralco/sig 01:53, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

Halo! I mean, like, Hello![edit]

I am a n00b in uncyclopedia and know almost nothing about the formats. May I ask for some advice? Such as, what is the format for a textbox? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Flymousechiu (talk • contribs)

First of all, welcome to the site. Now, I assume you are talking about VFP vote box. Where it says image, you put the file's name. Where it says name, you put whatever you want it to be called. Caption is a caption, credit is as follows: {{u|Name of person who made picture here}}. Scoretext is whatever score text you want and then vote for it using # followed by your vote. Comments start with *. Also, whenever you leave a comment on a page, don't forget to sign your name with ~~~~. If you need more help, you could always look for someone to adopt you. That's about it. By the way, I love the way the HowTo:Delete the Recycle Bin article is coming along. --User:Xamralco/sig 19:34, March 3, 2012 (UTC)

Pee on your Goddess[edit]

The Imperial Colonization Discordianism has been Pee Reviewed. I have no authority anymore to tell anyone to do anything, but check it out anyway! Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Discordianism (2) Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  03:32, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 8 March 2012[edit]

User:Haydrahlienne/sig 00:23, 8 March 2012


Helloooooooo. You may know the song or may not, if not Streets of Laredo (song). It's a famous song in some quarters, pardner, and the funny is that it is now a straight article going on and on describing the actual streets of Laredo. Still not that funny, but good satire. Aleister 19:00 Ides of March Boxing Day '12

I know the song, I just found the article a little boring. Sorry. --User:Xamralco/sig 19:01, March 16, 2012 (UTC)
Me too. It is very boring. That's the joke I guess. I didn't write it, but did vote for it. Just wanted to see if you knew the song. Hope things are going well, and well are going things. Al 19:03 IOMBD


Hea dude. I put this thing into your userspace it ran out of life and was about to go to hell. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 23:52, Mar 16

Sorry. With Conservation Week going on, I completely forgot about it. --User:Xamralco/sig 01:00, March 17, 2012 (UTC)

Amero is featured[edit]


Many thanks for your positive vote--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png 14:53, Mar 17

Some images for accident?[edit]

I really like the one on the top right. I'll probably use it. --User:Xamralco/sig 15:30, March 18, 2012 (UTC)

The Pea Buddy Awards[edit]

WOW! A brand new UnNews competition and we need you! Either prepare yourself mentally for the severity of the trials (don't sign up just yet, you cheat!) or commit your soul as a judge right now. May the Lord shine his blessings upon thee! Talk Mattsnow 00:47, March 20, 2012 (UTC)

I don't have time to write but I signed up for judging. --User:Xamralco/sig 00:52, March 20, 2012 (UTC)
Great! Talk Mattsnow 01:21, March 20, 2012 (UTC)


That has a tendency to break VFH. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3

Hahaha, JavaScript lolfail. ~BizzeeBeever (speak) Mar 21, '12 10:24am

Thanks for voting[edit]

Thanks for your vote --Uncle J (talk) 23:40, March 24, 2012 (UTC)

In Hindsight...[edit]

It would have been easier to add Category:NASCOR TOYS to my Nascor template along with the other persistant categories rather than edit every individual article. ◄► UnUnUn ium ◄► 01:36, March 31, 2012 (UTC)

I just added it. Love the articles, by the way. --User:Xamralco/sig 01:42, March 31, 2012 (UTC)
And I'm bad at counting. --User:Xamralco/sig 01:45, March 31, 2012 (UTC)


In all respect: why are you redirecting the British petroleum page to the Ban patrol page? I would like to know. User:Tasmania/SIG 18:44, March 31, 2012 (UTC)

I'm only reverting your blanking. Next time, QVFD it. I, by the way, already did. --User:Xamralco/sig 18:47, March 31, 2012 (UTC)

Brian Urlacher[edit]

... may be closer to your liking. I like it better, thanks for making me work on it. Does it need more? Aleister 20:28 31-3-'12

It's better. I don't really get the joke about peeing on stuff, but good work. --User:Xamralco/sig 01:24, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

Santorum and Romenemneney[edit]

I could send a couple of messages to people to plug our little improvised contest, linking them to the forum, what do you think? I added rules as well. I'm sure that weirdo Aleister would like to participate. Talk Mattsnow 22:33, March 31, 2012 (UTC)

Great! --User:Xamralco/sig 01:25, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
I mean like, definitely do that. It's a great idea. (My original response is quite confusing) --User:Xamralco/sig 01:28, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
There's already only 2 places left! Cool. I won't send 200 messages, only like 3 or 4 to people that are always around for now. Nice start to the article! Talk Mattsnow 01:33, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
As I said, nice start! It seems we're on the same "mood" regarding the concept. :) Do you like the song lyrics I added (and tweaked from the real thing)? Do you think we should have an infobox? It could be a great way to throw in some jokes and look more encyclopedia-like. If so, please choose one yourself, as you're better than me when it comes to formatting. Talk Mattsnow 20:12, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
The lyrics are pretty good. My only concern is that putting song lyrics in an article might make it look less like a wikipedia article, but I think it's fine. An infobox does have potential, and I'm thinking about 'shopping up a picture of Santorum getting crucified. We could caption it: "Rick Santorum died for America's sins" or something like that. --User:Xamralco/sig 21:08, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
Hahaha, that would be awesome! Go ahead with that! As for the lyrics, I think this section should be at the end or near it, since it's kind of the final nail in the coffin, openly proclaiming he is insane. I think we're slowly crawling to a nice one. Talk Mattsnow 21:34, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
You're right. It would end it off nicely. I'll probably do the 'shop tonight or tomorrow and I'm working on a good infobox format right now. --User:Xamralco/sig 21:41, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
Hey, great pic, Xam! I'm a big zero when it comes to that, how much time do you need to come up with a good pic like that? I like the way the article is going, we can't really distinguish a "break" in it where it shows that 2 people actually wrote it. We're really flowing well together so far (NO HOMO! lol) Feel free to tweak my parts! Talk Mattsnow 00:46, April 4, 2012 (UTC)

Kind of whoring but not quite...[edit]

...since the Supreme Court page should pass eventually. Can you maybe give it a quick read and see what you think (lots of changes and additions since it was nommed)? Thanks. The main reason I'm asking is it'll be fun to have the page up tonight because it is the first UnNews item on the main page too, and the same picture of Hilary Duff would be used. That'd be cool. Whoring, Aleister 20:32 4-4-'12

Pretty funny article! I'm not a huge fan of nude pics in articles, but I laughed nonetheless. --User:Xamralco/sig 20:37, April 4, 2012 (UTC)
I just added the stuff about the new insane ruling that cops can now stripsearch anyone if they stop them, even passengers in a car driven by someone else. Are you a photoshop guy, can the Hilary Duff pic be turned around so she's coming at us from both sides if it gets featured? I'm not a big fan of nudity either, hate it, no woman should ever be nude, in pics or real life. What's gotten into them? If I see one nude, I buy her clothes immediately. Aleister minutes later 20:41 to be precise.
p.s. Thanks!!! You voted! I'm doing handstands as I type, hitting one letter each revolution of the body. I've whored MrN to feature it tonight, and I'll look around for a photo, ah, potatochopper. T T T! 20:44
I flipped it (File:0303 hilary duff b.jpg). --User:Xamralco/sig 20:45, April 4, 2012 (UTC)
This is me dancing, p-nvvirenvepssnnnvipe-3. Thanks!!!! And you're fast, I've never done even one tatochop, so to me it's still magic. Aleister 20:49

UnSignpost 5 April 2012[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png 20:49, Apr 5


Good work with the UnSignpost. :D User:Frosty/sig3 21:32, April 5, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks. --User:Xamralco/sig 21:55, April 5, 2012 (UTC)
Yessir! One of the funniest unsignposts I've seen. Aleister 23:48 5-4-'12

Santorum and Romenemneney (continued)[edit]

I've added some more idiocies. I think we should wait until the 10th to nom it on VFH though, since well, that's what I wrote in the forum's rules. I didn't check if the other teams were doing something, but let's wait. We can still have some great ideas until that time! It felt like the article almost wrote itself. :P Talk Mattsnow 03:11, April 6, 2012 (UTC)

I liked the straitjacket thing with the video of the sheep, but I have to admit I like the sanity of that preacher. He's on the brink of convincing me. You're sure there's now room for the "surge out of the straitjacket" line? Talk Mattsnow 16:29, April 6, 2012 (UTC)
I mean, it was a good line, but if you say he was in a straightjacket, it contradicts all the stuff about him being a saint and being like jesus and stuff. I sort of wanted to maintain a theme that Rick Santorum is a righteous holy fellow, but saying he's crazy does the opposite. --User:Xamralco/sig 17:44, April 6, 2012 (UTC)
You're right, sometimes by editing by pieces like that, I lose the whole picture. It's basically done in my opinion, though I may have other ideas about the events of the campaigns. All the stuff you wrote is hilarious man, *high five*. Talk Mattsnow 20:30, April 6, 2012 (UTC)
PS: Oh, I was wondering, for the poem, could we say "that would be swell" instead of "and all would be well"? Sorry, as you may know, English is not my maternal language, it improved a lot since I'm here, but not my poetic skills I'm afraid! Also, is the biblical passage "quoted" (invented) in old English ok? Feel free to tweak it so it looks like old bible stuff.
"That would be swell" is a slightly awkward English phrase that's not really used very often which is why I changed it. I can't believe English isn't your first language... Are you using google translate? --User:Xamralco/sig 20:40, April 6, 2012 (UTC)
Sometimes, but just for specific words, not whole sentences. I actually have an account on the French Uncy but I don't go too often because their humor is so different from the Quebec one, and even the vocabulary is different from Quebec's French. By the way, I huffed the little sentence at the end (Rick, you have so many fans!) if that's ok with you, I thought it sounded weird, better let the 'poem' play the article out. BTW, did you know that song from Metallica? I'm also glad we didn't go into his Google problems (if you don't know what I'm talking about, Google "Santorum" and click on the first link, it's hilarious, but it has been played out over and over.) Talk Mattsnow 20:49, April 6, 2012 (UTC)
I do know about the google thing but that does seem overused. You're right about the last line. It's kinda weird. --User:Xamralco/sig 20:50, April 6, 2012 (UTC)
I also use synonym dictionary and well, since I have a spellchecker installed, it helps a lot. Here, a lot of people are bilingual, we are surrounded by English. It's not like I'm 15 either lol. And you, what great part of the world do you live in? I think we may collab a lot more; I had a blast working on this! Talk Mattsnow 20:57, April 6, 2012 (UTC)
And are you interested in becoming an admin? Because I see you there 100% Talk Mattsnow 21:07, April 6, 2012 (UTC)
I'm good ol' American trash! New York, to be more specific. And yes, we must do another collab... True that VFS is probably gonna lead to votes for admins. Being an admin would be cool and I could totally see you as an admin as well. --User:Xamralco/sig 01:24, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
Well, I don't like conflicts, even on the net, and since an admin has to take decisions that are bound to create some drama, so I'll refuse if I get nommed. But I'll sure vote for you, you'd be a good one, along with some others. Talk Mattsnow 06:18, April 8, 2012 (UTC)


Ah, your Santorum page is up, I must read later. I come here today to say that the page MrN put up is a masterpiece, and you, you good sir, voted against this piece!!! Anyway, MrN left a long comment on the VFH nom for Data, where he explains things that went over my head on first read although I laughed and laughed. Now the page seems like one of the top 10 of the year. Please read MrN's comments if you have 25 seconds. Thanks! Aleister (UTC)

Goddammit, you're on a spamming session! Talk Mattsnow 22:25, April 6, 2012 (UTC)
No, I would never do that, it's as likely as a war on caterpillars. I'm writing some of the people who voted no on the page, and mentioning that MrN wrote a good explanation of the page. It's a masterpiece, I tell you, a masterpiece! El Spammer
Sorry, I read it but I just don't find it all that funny. --User:Xamralco/sig 01:30, April 7, 2012 (UTC)

It's not funny, it's superfunny. Yeah, I hate it too. Have you seen the front page? The Hilary pic you made is sitting right there! Al 1:36

But to be serious ): "(" serious faces - it's maybe a question of what uncyclopedia is. I've always seen it as a satire site and not a comedy site, satire being, wait... an expert has knocked on the door..., noun 1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice , folly, etc. 2. a literary composition, in verse or prose,...

Those things. Uncy pages, as I've seen it, don't have to be funny or bring a laugh, they have to be good satire. In the case of the Data article the "vice" is the powers that be who are trying to kill or control the internet, and Data is the warrior which will always fight such control. I don't want to lobby for it here anymore, just mentioning that funny is one aspect of the site but there exist others forms of satire too. I found it very funny though, maybe as a Star Trek fan (I actually missed the connection to the internet wars until MrN explained it). Thanks for being patient with me plucking away at discordant chords. Al 12:22 7-4-'12

UnSignpost article[edit]

Hey, can I do the UnSignpost article this week? Please... When? 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 13:41, April 7, 2012 (UTC)

UPjcm also wanted to do this week's UnSignpost and he asked before you, but if he doesn't submit anything you can definitely do it. And if he does, you can do next week's. --User:Xamralco/sig 13:45, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
Yep, I'm definitely going to do it, but Joe can do it next week. ~jcm 00:48, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

Evil cop[edit]

.....Sir, have you seen this boy?


Matthlock Talk to me! I want to be Noob of the Month! Follow the yellow-eyed eagle to see what I've done for Uncyclopedia Check me out on Wikipedia! Daddy? Is that you? Bollywood! See what's new in the world today If you think I should be fired, follow this greedy dude One of my best friends was born in this country! (No joke) Visit the main page Visit me on Wookieepedia! I need some help with this article Check me out on the Final Fantasy wiki also! See me on Illogicopedia as well! Sandinista! Talk to me on Wikipedia! Follow the German to view my unusual musical tastes All hail the Grand Land of Quebec! 21:38, April 7, 2012 (UTC)

Little comp of ours[edit]

Here's where it stands:

  • The Mitt Romney article was't even touched
  • The Ron Paul article was thoroughly decrufted by MrN
  • The Newt Gingrich article was written by UPjcm and it seems pretty good.

So I guess the question is: do we throw the Mitt Romney one on the VFH pile at about 23:59 today? All the other are worthy of course. What do you think? Will you be online at about this time? Talk Mattsnow 14:22, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

Sure, why not! I doubt it'll pass though! --User:Xamralco/sig 15:08, April 10, 2012 (UTC)
I nominated all 4 articles! --User:Xamralco/sig 15:29, April 10, 2012 (UTC)
You sure beat me to the punch! BTW, since VFH is slow, I think whoring is the way to go! What about that short one: UnNews:Tom Boonen wins Paris-Roubaix cycling race while smoking a cigar First article I ever wrote in under 30 minutes! Talk Mattsnow 15:42, April 10, 2012 (UTC)
That's a good one! Now it's my turn to whore. Vote for Cow tipping... Oh wait, you already did. --User:Xamralco/sig 16:02, April 10, 2012 (UTC)
HAHAHA!!! This cow article was awesome! Talk Mattsnow 15:42, April 10, 2012 (UTC)
THIS GUESS IMHere! Much love XAM!!! Talk Mattsnow 22:27, April 10, 2012 (UTC)
Umm... okay. --User:Xamralco/sig 23:29, April 10, 2012 (UTC)
Oh, and Santorum just suspended his campaign. Basically, Romney's going to get the nomination and yet his article has already failed VFH. --User:Xamralco/sig 23:31, April 10, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah. Their problem is that they suck. :P We are amazing! I'm just a little drunk lol Talk Mattsnow 00:19, April 11, 2012 (UTC)
One hell of hangover this morning lol. It's a shame Santorum suspended his campaign. I guess his staff read our article and concluded that it would be the final blow. Talk Mattsnow 13:40, April 11, 2012 (UTC)

Your latest UnSignpost - fresh off the presses, like a fine wine[edit]

Hand delivered by User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
Fine, take it! *Throws USP at Pup and runs off crying* --User:Xamralco/sig 23:27, April 10, 2012 (UTC)
I'm joking. I could really care less who takes it over as long as it gets done. --User:Xamralco/sig 23:28, April 10, 2012 (UTC)
Actually, I'd prefer you take it. I was going to for the same reason, but it would be more of a chore than anything else, as my attention is (as always) divided. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/20120412. If UPjcm doesn't pick it up I'll finish this issue off by around midnight UTC, and Joe can take next week completely. Of course, anything you want to do to it, feel free. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3


Thanks for the nom at the admin page, appreciated. You must be drunk. Just want to mention, if elected I will not serve, and if made to serve I would not serve. All the admins except for TKF, at least in my experience here, have lowered their writing output, although that's probably not totally because of the admin post (we all will get tired of writing sometime, or take a long break from it. I don't, for example, intend to get close to my amount of features of the last two years, and now that I've done The Full Hilary with your help, there are no more worlds to conquer here and I cast my eye towards Mars. Other reasons too (it would feel too much like work, and I'd run away and join the circus instead). But yes, that was nice of you. Thanks for throwing me a geese. Aleister 3:05 11-4-'12

Actually, TKF was writting sweet FA (fuck all, not featured article) when I joined, but I'm not sure how long it was since he'd been made an admin. Chief was never a big writer (although I do miss his reviews). I think almost everyone goes through ebbs and flows in their output here. You, Funnybony, Sog and Hype are probably the main exceptions (in my mind) to that rule. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
Oh. The point of that last bit - I think people become admin when they show themselves to be adminny types. Often I do adminny stuff when I'm stuck on writing. I wonder if it's a cause, not an effect. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
Don't get me wrong, admins are the best of the best. You would be a great admin, as you seem to know how to do what you do and lots of things as well as lots of good writing gets done. Maybe I'm thinking of Lyrithya, who was having fun writing and then admining, and maybe needed a break from everything. I wouldn't be a good admin, because if I thought it was work to come here I wouldn't come. And because I'm not good with code (if someone asked me to move something on the feature que, or find a page from long ago, or fix their code, I'd just sign off and go play darts with street urchins and vagabonds down by the river. And I would never finish Jed clampett's wallet, or Kubrick, which linger and drift. Aleister 2:13 12-4-'12

Dear Xamralco,[edit]

I seriously loved your work on the latest issue of UnSignpost; believe me, this is the first time in a long time that I’ve laughed my ass off at an issue of UnSignpost, I’d say it was hilarious, creative, self-expressive and took a joke and squeezed every last bit of laughter from its pulp. It's narcissism at its funniest. SERIOUSLY, NICE WORK MAN!

Which brings me to the offer I’m about to make; how would I care if I, Matthlock, became your partner-in-crime on Uncyclopedia until everything returns to hunky dory. I think it’ll be fun. We could be the next Cajek and Dr. Skullthumper of UnSignpost, but I make no promises.

Anyway, tell me if you agree to me being your partner at UnSignpost. Like the idea or no? Matthlock Talk to me! I want to be Noob of the Month! Follow the yellow-eyed eagle to see what I've done for Uncyclopedia Check me out on Wikipedia! Daddy? Is that you? Bollywood! See what's new in the world today If you think I should be fired, follow this greedy dude One of my best friends was born in this country! (No joke) Visit the main page Visit me on Wookieepedia! I need some help with this article Check me out on the Final Fantasy wiki also! See me on Illogicopedia as well! Sandinista! Talk to me on Wikipedia! Follow the German to view my unusual musical tastes All hail the Grand Land of Quebec! 20:14, April 11, 2012 (UTC)

I've sort of decided that the UnSignpost would run best if a different user wrote it each week. That way only those who have time to write it could write and there wouldn't be one person in charge who has to handle everything. Sign up here to write one. --User:Xamralco/sig 22:00, April 11, 2012 (UTC)


Click on the next issue link. This is the help page/bit at the top. It needs content. All yours. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3

Done. --User:Xamralco/sig 03:22, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - Free Pixels Inside![edit]

--User:Xamralco/sig 21:57, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

That thing[edit]

It appears to be a touch too wide. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3

That's what she said. Hahahahahah heheeheheeheheheheheheeheeeheheeheheee Ha! Aleister 2:00 (UTC)
You may want to do something like:

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:40px; overflow:hidden;"><div style="position:absolute;right:0px;">[[file:too wide image.jpg]]</div></div>

or something. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3
I have no idea what that code means, but I'll try and add it in the future. Funny, it didn't seem to do that on my computer. It could be a browser thing. --User:Xamralco/sig 13:05, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

Bowels of Uncy[edit]

So did you find your way to Ivan Rene Contreras? Talk Mattsnow 16:16, April 15, 2012 (UTC)

Eventually, but no one was there... It was sad, sad, sad, and a little depressing. --User:Xamralco/sig 17:42, April 15, 2012 (UTC)
Well actually, 37 people were there but I had no idea what was going on and nobody said anything. --User:Xamralco/sig 17:51, April 15, 2012 (UTC)
If you hop on there RIGHT NOW, I promise to be there too, and to actually say something. ~BizzeeBeever (speak) Apr 15, '12 6:54pm
Tick-tock! *looks at watch significantly* ~BizzeeBeever (speak) Apr 15, '12 7:03pm
It's almost always like that. There's like 15 dudes that are ALWAYS there and I've never seen them talk, EVER lol. I'll log in IRC more often then, if there's hope of having good companionship. Talk Mattsnow 21:23, April 15, 2012 (UTC)
I might start going on from time to time if there's nothing else I have to be doing. --User:Xamralco/sig 23:25, April 15, 2012 (UTC)

You made a big mistake, friend...[edit]

...because you voted for the "Above Top Secret" page and now there are teams of dogs and cats out looking for you. Your name, which usually comes near the end of the alphabet, has been placed at the front of the watch list, and if you think you can take an airplane anywhere without probes in every place you can hide subversion and knowledge, you ain't seen nothing yet. Brush you teeth and everywhere else before going to any airport, because a 300 pound security agent is going to be sticking chicken-sauced fingers up in there. Thanks. Jordan Luciano Persnickersmith, AA, HI-DE-HO, JMAC, National Security Tribunal Yep (NSTY) 18:07 15-4-'12


Wow! Cool opening! I'll get on it soon. Talk Mattsnow 01:42, April 17, 2012 (UTC)

HERE!!! Do you have time to go kick Ibragimov Ruba Clisnsky's ass? I'll be there for a while. Talk Mattsnow 22:14, April 17, 2012 (UTC)
HEY! UP HERE!!! Let's not waste section headers lol. We should take the Constitution talk page to well, talk about the article. What I'm gonna try to do tonight is storm through the real constitution, see what the articles are about and post it on the talk page. That'll help sort out our stuff before it becomes a mess! Talk Mattsnow 00:41, April 19, 2012 (UTC)
Great idea! I'm struggling with a bunch of real life stuff so I might not be very active for the next few weeks. I'll still try to work on this, though. --User:Xamralco/sig 01:09, April 19, 2012 (UTC)
That's OK bro, if I see you're not active much I won't add to the article, so it's kind of a ping-pong thin like the Santorum article! As I said, I think we should really take our time here and make a good one, if it takes 3 months, that's cool. I'll open IRC if you wanna chat. If not, I hope your IRL stuff goes smoothly. Talk Mattsnow 01:48, April 19, 2012 (UTC)

You are a Pee Buddy Judge[edit]

I'm sure that's not news. But feel free to add {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/PBJ}} to your user page to show everyone how clever you are.

As for the method of judging - I recorded this thingy earlier, but the long and the short of it - you will be judging every article in the category for which you chose to judge. I will create a judging page later on that allows you to add a comment/link to each article you judge, along with a score. The ideal is that you score one a scale of 0.0 - 10.0 in total, but if you want to score out of 100, or 50, or 8.9, you can do that as well, as long as you put in the max score in as well. (It will become apparent once I've actually created the judging page.) Judging will start on the 1st (sort of). I've actually allowed a days grace for people to complain about entries or submit a late entry with a good excuse (ie: I was dead for two weeks for tax purposes). I'll keep you posted. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3


Don't sign QVFD posts. Just saying. --User:Qzekrom/sig3 20:04, April 17, 2012 (UTC)

I know, its just that I was QVFDing something in my userspace for a reason other than "author request." --User:Xamralco/sig 20:15, April 17, 2012 (UTC)
Oh. Still, discussion goes outside the box (i.e. don't type a space in front). Nobody really cares anyway. --User:Qzekrom/sig3 20:17, April 17, 2012 (UTC)
Just Author request is enough. The sig doesn't really hurt, but doesn't really help much either. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3

UnSignpost 19th April 2012[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png 14:56, Apr 19

Re: HowTo:Hack Uncyclopedia[edit]

Why did you revert me? Can I restore some of the changes as a compromise? After testing in a sandbox of course? Gabriel Turner (talk) 20:54, April 20, 2012 (UTC)

I just about to leave you a message about the same thing. Whenever I see a gigantic change to an article, I also click the diff button and read the differences. I saw that you deleted the original IRC conversation (which is in a way a bit of history), plus you cut out some of the classic stuff. Roman Dog Bird is a nigger is one of the most common phrases that pages are vandalized with. The page is just a bit of an in-joke, that's all, but I'm glad to see you were trying to help (always a good thing). --User:Xamralco/sig 21:00, April 20, 2012 (UTC)

Re:King's Lynn[edit]

Could you please take of the ICU thing on my article about the English town of King's Lynn? I made a mistake when I started making it and forgot to the put the "under construction" thing. And I hadn't actually written the article yet when you put it on there. But I've written a whole article now with pictures, paragraphs and decent amounts of writing etc. --Steveyt0 (talk) 22:33, April 20, 2012 (UTC)

I took off the tag. Good job with the article. --User:Xamralco/sig 23:29, April 20, 2012 (UTC)
thank you --Steveyt0 (talk) 01:33, April 21, 2012 (UTC)


I'll take a break from editing it unless an awesome idea pops in my head, I don't want to take all the fun and leave you nothing! When you'll be active on it, I'll come back like an eagle lol It's like a pie. Feel free to tweak my stuff of course, anyway, I have plenty of stuff to tickle the funny side of my brain in the meantime! Talk Mattsnow 03:53, April 21, 2012 (UTC)

I'll get around to it soon. Probably like next weekish. --User:Xamralco/sig 12:54, April 21, 2012 (UTC)


My sweet affectionate caring are you sweety? Good? Lovely, I'm overjoyed that all is great with you. If you would not mind...I would be thrilled if there was space for a column in the unsignpost for this issue. I would feel simply delighted if it were so! Do let me know my dearest dearest Xamralco. Hugs! --User:Shabidoo/sig 05:28, April 23, 2012 (UTC)

Drop off anything you want in the Press Room. If it's good (and it probably will be), I'll add it to the UnSignpost, just no more in-jokey stuff, please. --User:Xamralco/sig 21:16, April 23, 2012 (UTC)
How do I drop off stuff in the press room my sweet sweet Xamralco? --User:Shabidoo/sig 21:54, April 25, 2012 (UTC)
Go to here. Create a new section and either link your article in a subpage in your userspace or write it out. --User:Xamralco/sig 21:59, April 25, 2012 (UTC)
Okay...done my sweetie pie. Let me know if its unsignpost material or not...and if so...if it should be edited or not! Kisses and hugs. --User:Shabidoo/sig 23:01, April 25, 2012 (UTC)
Great job! I added it. --User:Xamralco/sig 00:02, April 26, 2012 (UTC)


This might be something interesting. ~BizzeeBeever (speak) Apr 24, '12 10:16am

UnSignpost Apr 26th 2012[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png 00:52, Apr 26


I love it when people poke fun at me, such as in the new UnSignpost. --User:Qzekrom/sig3 23:39, April 27, 2012 (UTC)

Silent movie[edit]

Should people eat popcorn real quiet in silent movies? Hi. You have a great concept here, and myself and some other idiots think you should masterpiece it. Pic concepts are interesting to me, and I like them as features. I've done a few of them (the best, of course, is HowTo:Get a suntan, which the departed Puppy (good riddance to bad dogs) tried to get VFD'ed (which is why I left the gate open on the busy street side of uncy's property). And when 90s Kid21 started working on my The USA versus the primitive Taliban it really took off into better-than-it-was land (I thought it was good before, and then when he added to it and we started collabing I danced in a circle until the ground beneath my feet gave way into one of those sinkholes, where I still am today). Memories. Aleister 11:00 29-4 *UTC*


lol u win. User:Frosty/sig3 11:02, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

On Talking Pineapples: Part 2[edit]

Do you think UnNews:Talking pineapple declared a national threat is quite done yet? Because I won't be active for three days starting Wednesday and ending Friday and I need someone to finish my report. --User:Qzekrom/sig3 20:08, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

Pretty funny. I might rework the how it started section a little bit, but right now, it seems about done. --User:Xamralco/sig 15:52, April 30, 2012 (UTC)
Okay, thanks! <acronym title="Live Long and Prosper!">LLAP!</acronym> ;) --User:Qzekrom/sig3 19:24, April 30, 2012 (UTC)
Congrats on Holy Adminship! --User:Qzekrom/sig3 21:58, April 30, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks. --User:Xamralco/sig 22:02, April 30, 2012 (UTC)
Oh, and by the way, my other article will be featured mañana - May 1st! --User:Qzekrom/sig3 22:04, April 30, 2012 (UTC)


You are already a better admin than all the others except Zombiebaron. :) ~BetterThanYouAtEverything (speak) Apr 30, '12 10:33pm

Thanks. I try to be efficient. ;) --User:Xamralco/sig 22:39, April 30, 2012 (UTC)

Let's play a game[edit]

So starting at 8 am UTC (2 am EST) on Wednesday you admins can start banning and unbanning me, making up stupid ban summaries such as "vigilance" and "go eat shit fuckers" and then maybe one person could huff my userpage and then someone else will come along and hack it up and then it just goes on and on and on and on! (That is, until Friday, when I return.) It'll be fun, I promise; and I care not because I'll be gone the whole time! --User:Qzekrom/sig3 22:59, April 30, 2012 (UTC)


Congrats on the adminship! Just a message to remind you that you committed yourself on the judging panel of the utmost journalistic competition of all-time: The Pee Buddy Awards! All the judging will be going on on THIS PAGE. All of the glorious articles are listed there! It would be cool if all the judging could be finished in a week or so. Also, Aleister's article is the only one in its category (rewritten UnNews), but it would be a great showing of appreciation for his efforts if you could judge it too! Thank you very much for taking the time to participate, making this site a joyful place and all! Talk Mattsnow 00:08, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

I'll get around to it tonight, tomorrow, or the next day... And don't think I forgot about the constitution thing. I'll be able to work on it later this week. :) --User:Xamralco/sig 00:10, May 1, 2012 (UTC)
Great, take your time for the judging, no stress! You have a week, after which the FEDS will pay you a visit. Talk Mattsnow 00:15, May 1, 2012 (UTC)
Personally, I suggest grading on a rubric if you're short on time. --User:Qzekrom/sig3 02:15, May 1, 2012 (UTC)
Congratulations Xamralco. Hopefuly these admin tools will be things you never ever use. Heres hoping you stay out of politics and keep writing and helping people :) :) :) --User:Shabidoo/sig 13:09, May 1, 2012 (UTC)
Lol. Thanks. :) --User:Xamralco/sig 19:04, May 1, 2012 (UTC)
I most enjoyed your come-from-behind tactics, just like a boxer on the brink of getting knocked out throwing a miraculous punch to claim the victory! Talk Mattsnow 19:13, May 1, 2012 (UTC)
IRC, sir? Talk Mattsnow 00:36, May 2, 2012 (UTC)


...for voting on Today's Feature! By the way, you can partake in the ban-unban-reban-rebound-unreban-rereban-rererererereban game that I've already told the other admins about. --User:Qzekrom/sig3 23:43, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

I almost rolled your message back. I thought you were that vandal. (check the block log/recent changes if you don't know what I'm talking about). --User:Xamralco/sig 23:45, May 1, 2012 (UTC)
Oh that guy. You could actually use that as a "bad excuse" to joke-ban me one day during the ban game. (In case you don't know I am mysteriously disappearing Wed-Fri and have set up a game in which admins take turns blocking, unblocking and reblocking me with stupid ban summaries.) --User:Qzekrom/sig3 23:51, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

Bipolar Girl[edit]

Welcome to the cabal Xamralco. I trust you have received your starter pack, mine came with Nicole Scherzinger and a chain for the radiator. I have set up Al's article Bipolar Girl for featuring 3rd May after our edit conflict. Perhaps you want to do the rest of the week? --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 06:34, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

Ok, sounds good. --User:Xamralco/sig 20:11, May 2, 2012 (UTC)

Penile Implant[edit]

So...your saying you think I have a small penis? Do you need me to show you?

No featured queued[edit]

I said it. Talk Mattsnow 00:10, May 5, 2012 (UTC)

Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined.[edit]

Although generally the amount of the featured article preview in the template is slightly less, usually something like two paragraphs. Also, apparently we both somehow featured two different articles for two different days at the same time, which I find humorous. Anyway, I probably shouldn't be updating the queue because I'm very bad at it and forget a lot, so carry on as you were : ) -RAHB 00:48, May 5, 2012 (UTC)

I would like to bring your attention to this forum[edit]

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3

Pee Buddy contest!![edit]

I'm kissing you with great passion to thank you for participating in the Pee Buddy contest and judging the great articles with meticulousness! The full results are here!

Talk Mattsnow 01:32, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

Also, judging is over and the results are here! It would be cool if you could change the header to something like "The Pee Buddy Results are in! See who is the most stupid journalist!". And link to the page of course. I sent the prizes and congrats to everyone! Talk Mattsnow 01:43, May 9, 2012 (UTC)
It's done, forget it :P Talk Mattsnow 02:13, May 9, 2012 (UTC)
Alrighty, I think the site header's been there for a satisfying while, you can change it to whatever you like! Also, you could mention the comp in an eventual Unsignpost. I certainly will do it again later this year. :P Talk Mattsnow 17:18, May 11, 2012 (UTC)

Some help if you have time, thanks[edit]

Maybe it's the whole site or maybe just my browser, but I can't "create new article" anymore, the option is no longer given when I search for an article that's not here. If you still have it could you add "Category:Articles replaced by one of the same name, but still kept around" for me. Also create a new page with the name Paul Krassner, and redirect it to Chicago Seven. Thanks. Aleister 16:37 13-5-'12

I did it. I don't have that option for some reason either. To create a new article, click edit on any random page and then change the name in the URL to the article you want to create. Ex: -> --User:Xamralco/sig 16:48, May 13, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks!! That was a good trick you did. I don't know if I could code it as well. What happened to that option? If it's off all over the wiki nobody can really create a new page or archive. Yikes, the removing of the ability to create new pages will make everyone work on old pages until everything is in fine shape. Maybe a good choice. Aleister 20:17 13-5-'12

Milyo Pangarov[edit]

This man isn't a ordynary person if you want to see him in media here you are . And please don't deleate this page

I'm sorry, but one Youtube video does not mean that you are well known. I have googled his name. That's the only thing that shows up. For all I know, it could just be some guy who put some video up. Please don't recreate this page. --User:Xamralco/sig 23:09, May 13, 2012 (UTC)


Thought I'd let you know about a new feature we've got on recent changes, called "patrolled edits". If you do any cleanup on RC, patrolling can be a useful tool. Essentially, it "approves" edits by any users who are not in the auto-patrolled user group (IPs, newbies, etc). It makes it much easier for multiple people to sweep up, as they don't have to keep checking the same pages. You can read about it here. Also, if you'd like to patrol multiple edits at a time, or just patrol edits directly from RC, I've got a special javascript which I whipped up recently. You can use it by putting importScript( "User:Bizzeebeever/scripts/patrol.js" ) into either your uncyclopedia.js or monobook.js, depending on which theme you use.

If you already knew about it, then please disregard this message. Cheers. ~BetterThanYouAtEverything (speak) May 13, '12 11:57pm

Soul Calibur[edit]

Oi! Yes you, the one without a nose. I actually put some words into this article instead of the usual swear/curse fling worthy of a 12 year old and you go and revert it? We need to wash your mouth with soap young lady! Now go to sleep, its back to kindergarten with your early tomorrow morning.The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

"What? This is not funny? Fuck You!" Yep, that definitely isn't pointless swearing. --User:Xamralco/sig 03:24, May 17, 2012 (UTC)

Oh, you found a needle in a haystack and burn the barn down. Wonderful! Pitiful excuse for your pointless action.The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Not only did he burn down the barn, I'll help him rape the farmer's wife and daughters and burn the farmer down. Now either get funny or get fucked. ~BusterCherry (speak) May 17, '12 6:07pm

Seems some of you need to go back and read "How To Be Funny And Not Stupid". Most of my edits follow those guidelines. You seem to prefer pointless profanity and obscenity. To use your words, you're already fucked. No doubt, that farmer proven too much to handle. Or was it his daughters?

Get out of here, Curtis. Xamralco can't hear you unless you sign your posts. ~BigHeadTodd (minus the Monsters) (speak) May 18, '12 5:45pm
Who are you talking to? I don't hear anything. --User:Xamralco/sig 19:17, May 18, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, I doubt he hears much now. I think he forgot to leave the barn when he was burning it down. Although...that last was a reply to you, Mary. Signed: Curtis.

-- 06:42, May 19, 2012 (UTC)
Considering that you are so awesome and have all the answers to make this place the most awesome site ever with your perfect vision and writing, why don't you just go ahead and take the prose mantle as you claim to be the funniest thing to ever grace the internet. Maybe then we'll stop laughing. Until then, stop losing your time debating here, as you have one half of your ass on the chair and the other looming over the ban bottomless pit. Talk Mattsnow 09:35, May 19, 2012 (UTC)

Mattsnow, I'm very flattered you think I'm so awesome, I wish I shared your opinion but alas! If only others would also realize that they weren't so perfect they don't even need a reason to reject others' work. Don't worry though, I will still continue to make edits. Also, since you are in love with my ass, let me tell you why I am doing this: I posted here not to debate but asking Xamralco why he undid a whole week's worth of my edits, - he instead points to one edit that does not reflect the quality of the majority of my contributions. The mods I've encountered before were always willing to tell me why my edits, even entire articles were rejected and this helped me improve those articles. And if you are honestly going to ban me for replying to insults directed at me, then it's simple hypocrisy. I'm also not the one who made rape and death threats (look above). You want civil conduct out of contributors, I'm happy to oblige...just ensure mods aren't being jerks either. -- 01:17, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

LOL, you should create an account so we can have a fresh start, I wrote the latter message after being fired and having a car accident coming home, where my wife told me she wanted a divorce! Please, we just don't like profanity for the sake of profanity here. We're very fucking strict about it :P I think you can be good user, I just got carried away. I'm sorry really. Talk Mattsnow 05:00, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
I trust we can call time on this discussion. Anon IP "Curtis", if you have made an account then any changes made to an article can be tracked and discussed with you on your own user page. That is why all contributors are encouraged to make an account when they sign in. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 22:06, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

Haha, thanks Mattsnow, I'm all in for a fresh start. Thanks also Romartus. -- 011:32, May 21, 2012 (UTC)

VFD archiving...[edit]

Hey dude, can you put like Keep Tags on the talk page if it's kept and remove {{VFD}} Tags on the pages;0)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:29, May 19, 2012 (UTC)

Oh, sure. Sorry about that. --User:Xamralco/sig 15:30, May 19, 2012 (UTC)

Two-part message[edit]

Votes for picture deletion[edit]

I think this should be a separate process. --Clicky! Sir CuteMewtwoOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 23:41, May 19, 2012 (UTC)

Windows XP[edit]

This ICU'd article is one of Uncyc's most wanted articles. Can you help me get involved in improving it? --Clicky! Sir CuteMewtwoOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 23:41, May 19, 2012 (UTC)


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If someone creates a page, right where he was told to create it, and you elect to move it to some other name (PS--Why?) and suppress redirects, why don't you track down and fix the red-links you create, such as the one on my user page, as the instructions specify? Thank you. Spıke ¬ 20:42 20-May-12

Sorry, I checked what links here, but I didn't see it was on your userpage. I moved it because when the original version of an article is rewritten, it is generally moved to "/Classic", not "Classic" (eg Jew/Classic, Supergirl/classic, etc.) --User:Xamralco/sig 21:36, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

Thank you for fixing it. I remain convinced that Classic is the better Uncyclopedia article and Anon's contribution belongs somewhere but not in Mainspace.

To comment on the following section: I do a lot of Javascript in standing orders in the Mozilla userContent on my PC. This affects the way I see Uncyclopedia. I am relatively unconcerned about dictating how the rest of the world sees my contributions to Uncyclopedia.

The relatively new border-radius property is very schweet. Stuff printed off your laser printer with this property doesn't look like a computer hack but like a professionally printed form. Spıke ¬ 00:01 21-May-12


Can you modify some of the code so it has a border (kind of like Wikipedia's version of {{Ambox}})? --Clicky! Sir CuteMewtwoOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 20:53, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

Sorry, but that's a little above what I'm capable of. (I'm actually pretty terrible at code, though I can do some of the more basic stuff). Perhaps, you could ask someone who makes templates frequently. --User:Xamralco/sig 21:40, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
Okay. I'm actually quite good at ripping off code from other websites (such as Bulbapedia's border-radius thing). Maybe I should look into wp:MediaWiki:Common.css. --Clicky! Sir CuteMewtwoOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 21:53, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
Yup. All you have to do is add
/* Article message box styles */
table.ambox {
    margin: 0px 10%;                  /* 10% = Will not overlap with other elements */
    border: 1px solid #aaa; 
    /* @noflip */
    border-left: 10px solid #1e90ff;  /* Default "notice" blue */
    background: #fbfbfb; 
table.ambox + table.ambox {      /* Single border between stacked boxes. */
    margin-top: -1px;
.ambox th.mbox-text, 
.ambox td.mbox-text {            /* The message body cell(s) */
    padding: 0.25em 0.5em;       /* 0.5em left/right */
.ambox td.mbox-image {           /* The left image cell */
    /* @noflip */
    padding: 2px 0 2px 0.5em;    /* 0.5em left, 0px right */
.ambox td.mbox-imageright {      /* The right image cell */
    /* @noflip */
    padding: 2px 0.5em 2px 0;    /* 0px left, 0.5em right */
table.ambox-notice {
    /* @noflip */
    border-left: 10px solid #1e90ff;    /* Blue */
table.ambox-speedy {
    /* @noflip */
    border-left: 10px solid #b22222;    /* Red */
    background: #fee;                   /* Pink */
table.ambox-delete {
    /* @noflip */
    border-left: 10px solid #b22222;    /* Red */
table.ambox-content {
    /* @noflip */
    border-left: 10px solid #f28500;    /* Orange */
table.ambox-style {
    /* @noflip */
    border-left: 10px solid #f4c430;    /* Yellow */
table.ambox-move {
    /* @noflip */
    border-left: 10px solid #9932cc;    /* Purple */
table.ambox-protection {
    /* @noflip */
    border-left: 10px solid #bba;       /* Gray-gold */
to MediaWiki:Common.css (I think) and that'll do the trick. --Clicky! Sir CuteMewtwoOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 21:57, May 20, 2012 (UTC)


It was a great thing you didn't edit it, as I was busy covering the 2012 Tour of California on Wikipedia, but now I have something that resembles free time. Fire away when you want! Talk Mattsnow 04:22, May 21, 2012 (UTC)

Perfect timing. I actually have some free time on my hands now. --User:Xamralco/sig 18:44, May 21, 2012 (UTC)
Here!!! I'll be on IRC for an hour or so, just drop by if you want, it'd be cool! Talk Mattsnow 02:14, May 22, 2012 (UTC)

Well, fuck[edit]

In one swift edit you fixed my experimental userpage. Damn you and all of your awesomeness....A (Ruins) 19:14, May 21, 2012 (UTC) I'm such a n00b *cries*

Awkward formatting is my one true weakness... That, and girls. --User:Xamralco/sig 19:18, May 21, 2012 (UTC)
On an unrelated note, A) Can you blend some nazi flags into the page? || and B) RickRoll'D has been taken down by YT. A (Ruins) 20:07, May 21, 2012 (UTC)

takes deep breath, as recommended on the deletion guide[edit]

Why did you delete my article on Kyubey unilaterally?

All the humor was derived from rape and pedophilia, which isn't really funny. The article just seemed like rambling to me and it wasn't long enough in my opinion to qualify for ICU. If you want to start over, go ahead. Just try to base the article off of a better concept. Rape is so cliche. --User:Xamralco/sig 21:13, May 21, 2012 (UTC)


It was I (as SpikeFromNH in 2009) who whipped this article into shape, and the userspace version to which you deleted the link seems really crude compared to the mainspace one (as in stereotypes and epithets with no cleverness at all). However, it is part of the site's history, and maybe it belongs at Niggers/Classic. Maybe it doesn't. Spıke ¬ 01:59, 02:47 22-May-12

The userspace one is awful in my opinion. It seems like a vandalized version of the mainspace one. I really don't think it needs to be on the page and certainly shouldn't be mainspaced itself. --User:Xamralco/sig 21:05, May 22, 2012 (UTC)

I'm on IRC for an hour[edit]

If you wanna talk about the constitution. Talk Mattsnow 01:54, May 24, 2012 (UTC)

The Racist Cats All Died[edit]

Greetings Earth Man, I'm a new kid on the block and was part way through my article before you deleted it. Did you have a reason? Where, my good man, can I edit and make changes to my article without it being deleted from my own page before it's even published? Eradeziel. Sorry no sig yet. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Eradeziel (talk • contribs)

Umm... Your article wasn't deleted. It's still there. --User:Xamralco/sig 02:57, May 25, 2012 (UTC)
You're right, must have been something else. My mistake. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Eradeziel (talk • contribs)

UnSignpost May 25th, 2012[edit]

-- [sire] EMC [TALK] 00:15 May 25 2012


There are two deleted entries still listed on VFD, namely "The Giver" and "Powderfinger". I would've been bold and archived them myself, but then there's the de jure restriction on who can do that. --Clicky! Sir CuteMewtwoOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 21:30, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

Done! --User:Xamralco/sig 23:00, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
In the future, though, should I just do it myself? --Clicky! Sir CuteMewtwoOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 00:55, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
No, just wait for an admin. --User:Xamralco/sig 01:00, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
KKK (hover) (bad joke) --Clicky! Sir CuteMewtwoOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 01:27, May 29, 2012 (UTC)

Happy Monkey!!![edit]

Yet another HMC victory. I really really liked that article Xamralco. Glad you finished it and had it featured. --User:Shabidoo/sig 22:14, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks! --User:Xamralco/sig 23:02, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Happy Monkey! Aleister 1:22 29-5-'12

Curtis ^^ up there[edit]

Hee-hee! He totally got an account just so he could continue the discussion. ~ButtButterson (speak) May 31, '12 5:44am

I heard that...Mary! --Curtis of Telephones (talk) 22:12, June 3, 2012 (UTC)

Nominated You[edit]

I just nominated you for Author of the Month. Cheers!--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 08:10, June 1, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks! --User:Xamralco/sig 14:51, June 2, 2012 (UTC)

You did it again![edit]

Well Xam, seems you've reverted my edits again. What's the deal? We can move the discussion to my page if you wish as Romartus suggested. Or do you prefer a Jedi saber duel? --Curtis of Telephones (talk) 22:08, June 3, 2012 (UTC)

I kept part of your Talim edit, but that thing about Hitler was just dumb. --User:Xamralco/sig 23:49, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
Fair enough and thanks. Regarding Algol, in the game, his son stole the swords and went evil, Algol was forced to kill him. I was trying to parody that. Thanks. --Curtis of Telephones (talk) 00:00, June 4, 2012 (UTC)

My dear friend Xamralco[edit]

Are we still on for lunch tomorrow at Chez Pierre? --User:Shabidoo/sig 02:53, June 4, 2012 (UTC)

I thought we were going to Uncles Joe's All-You-Can-Eat Chinese BBQ Buffet. --User:Xamralco/sig 23:32, June 4, 2012 (UTC)
You stood me up for the last time you big jerk-face. I was there, I even ordered you a drink and had my own starters. And then the waitress asked me if I wanted to go onto the mains. My fact was red...but I was sure you would pull through. Then the waitress tried to take your glass and I said NO....NO...he would never stand me up a 10th time!!! I won't even tell you what happened after I had my seventh glass of wine. I sent the bill for the damages ($23,500) to your house. I hope you'll think again before embarassing me infront of the whole city!!! --User:Shabidoo/sig 00:01, June 5, 2012 (UTC)


hey dude why do you keep deleting my page its the first one i am attempting and keep getting notification its been removed--(Codonrotton (talk) 22:43, June 10, 2012 (UTC))

The main reason was that it wasn't long or refined enough to stay. There are some standards for what an article can be and yours was listed on QVFD. Don't be discouraged, though. When I started out, all of my articles got deleted. I'd recommend reading BGBU and HTBFANJS. Good luck! --User:Xamralco/sig 00:54, June 11, 2012 (UTC)

I'm redesigning my userspace[edit]

For more information, click here. To see the new look, click here. To give me ideas for my new layout, edit this page. When you have finished recording, hang up or, for delivery options, press #. --Clicky! Sir CuteMewtwoOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 23:41, June 10, 2012 (UTC)


Would you mind if I add some since you're busy with the PLS? Then again I may not: this is my 2 week vacation, I'm back in the city, but I'm helping my uncle with his moving business, he's got his hands and his trucks full. (Although you may not care one bit about this, and understandably so. LOL) Talk Mattsnow 19:13, June 13, 2012 (UTC)

You might just want to go ahead and do it without me. The PLS itself is a stretch. Just when I thought I was in the clear cause the Shakespeare ended, I found myself doing Sweeney Todd. Don't know when I'll be done with that but I'll try to work on the Constitution thing after PLS or maybe during it. Sorry about all this. --User:Xamralco/sig 19:31, June 13, 2012 (UTC)
OK, in the end you may tweak or delete/change some stuff after the smoke clears. But it is very doubtful I'll get much done, since it's a small moving business and one of the employee had a serious injury (piano losing its balance on the 4 wheel while the guy was strapped on, destroying the piano and the guy's back) and his other employees being as reliable as a fortuneteller. It's supposed to be a vacation goddammit! (Although you may not care one bit about this, and understandably so. LOL) Talk Mattsnow 19:40, June 13, 2012 (UTC)

Bring out your dead! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

--ChiefjusticeDS 10:08, June 14, 2012 (UTC)