User:Ximm

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usb This user likes to use userboxes.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user should not be trusted.

File:Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.

This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

Pie-N This user is a native speaker of Pie.

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

enr-N This user is a native speaker of Engrish.

[[Igpay Atinlay il-N]] This user is a native speaker of Igpay Atinlay .

ns-N This user is a native speaker of Newspeak.

pika-N This user is a native speaker of Pikachu.

us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.

sc-4 This user speaks Scrabble at a near-native level.

fur-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Furry.

gb-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Gibberish.

ht-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML.

css-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of CSS.

tx-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Texan.

vg-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Vogon.

bs-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Bullsh!t.

fr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.

java-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Java.

lz-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Lesbian.

py-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Python.

re-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Recondite English.

ao-E This user only speaks AOLer because it was a required course in school.

[[Español es-E]] This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school.

uk-E This user only speaks Correct English because it was a required course in school.

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[[those African clicky noises ac-P]] This f****r speaks those African clicky noises heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

enl-P This f****r speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

gbs-P This f****r speaks Galactic Basic Standard heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

cpp-X This user only speaks Cplusplus enough to seduce native Cplusplus speakers.

du-F This user got an F in Dumbass and likes their native language better (if they have one).

pe-F This user got an F in Plain English and likes their native language better (if they have one).

TAKE NOTE!

This is probably going to hurt.

[edit] Pie is the Win

I like pie.

yum yum pie pie yum yum yum.

It's goood.

[edit] Quick history

Sometime in the past, Ximm was born. Sometime in the future, Ximm will die.

[edit] Hobbies

Ximm enjoys baking cookies, eating them, and also playing videogames.

[edit] But is he a n00b?

Yes.

[edit] Sometimes you just have to Wake Up and Slay Some Zombies

Ximm was instrumental in the War of Evil Dead 2 as cannon fodder.

PIECE OF CRAP WARNING! This page is a piece of crap. (A very good piece of crap.) The Kickass/Awesome author acknowledges this fact.