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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
Jsbach-bass.jpg This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
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xmyspazz is a n00bish photographer that lives on Mars with her baked beans husband. She likes cheese and is a very bad metal guitarist. No I mean, seriously, she is made of metal. She has made these contributions: Relient k and Ipecac to the Uncyclopedia. She is also a cyclops.

All The Bands I Have Ever Liked[edit]

Relient k Queen Hawk Nelson MxPx Haste The Day Backseat Goodbye Sufjan Stevens David Bowie Switchfoot and some more...