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|Real Name: Anonymous|
|Religion: Cthulhu Cultist|
|Age: I really don't see how that's any of your business, do you?|
|Member Since: '07|
|Size/Shape: Wow, I really don't see why you would need to know that. I mean, seriously, this is a website, as in you can't even see me over the web. And if you've read this far, you seriously must be bored out of your mind|
|Job: Zombie Hunter|
|Favourite Piece of Journalism: Sci-Fi slaughter|
|Favorite Article: HowTo:Survive a Zombie Outbreak (duh)|
|Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: Cabal|
|Least Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: AAAAAAA|
|Weapon of Choice: Minigun|
|Favorite Non-Zork Non-Video Game Game: Warhammer 40k|
|Favorite Non-Zork Video Game: Fallout|
|Favorite Zork Game:Zork 2|
I was a reader of the site for almost a year when I signed up in June 2007. I decided to join Uncyclopedia on the same day I joined Wikipedia. I currently have done nothing since I joined Wikipedia, but have done plenty on Uncyclopedia. I enjoy editing the text adventure games. I plan to join Unicyclopedia pretty soon.
I have dedicated my life to zombie killing. Could you have thought of a better career?