Welcome to my unnaturally sweet user page.
I'm toothfriendly; you are welcome to talk to me.
What I am
A hyper-intelligent sugar-substitute. Half the calories, bitch!
What I might be doing right now
- --- Making an audio recording
- --- Editing an image
- --- Writing an article (maybe)
My favorite Uncyclopedian:
<insert name here>. That guy rules!