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Hello! Welcome to the flogging! If you've just come to watch please stand in an orderly line below.


If you've come to be flogged then please just sign your name with a time-stamp below and YTTE officials will see to the preparations. Thank you from the flogging team.

  • Oh uh...Um *tugs at shirt colar* Erm, this is more Guantanimo than club. Erm, I'm sorry about that and I can't really let you see your lawyer... If you'd just like to precede to your cell in an orderly fashion. - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>) [13:58 5 July]
  • I'm afraid I'm gonna have to sue. You didn't advertise this properly. You said "free flogging here!" what self respecting, self loathing sexually repressed upper middle aged banker isn't going to go for that offer. but you never said anything about reliquishment of freedom. I demand to talk to "claims direct"! Now! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 14:06 5 July 2008
  • /spirit broken oh ok... i'll just go to my cell.
  • Flogging required? Name and time here!
  • Flogging required? Name and time here!

Once your flogging is complete you should report to a cell.