User:YesTimeToEdit/cell

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Hello, you've come for a cell, I presume? You're an idiot, if they just ordered you here you could have walked out at any time, all our rooms have fire escapes. Yup, uh hu. I understand. OK, so what's the name? Oh, <insert name here>, that's a fine name. Now there's a wooden bench for you to sit on, please sit on it and don't move. I don't want to have to handcuff you, but I will if I have to. kapishe?


Hnadcuffs? My aren't we kinky? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 14:08 5 July 2008

This is serious business. This is not innuendo. You're in a cell. Not kinky in even the slightest, smallest of ways. Now lie on the floor and strip down to your socks and vest. - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>) [14:11 5 July]
Please Sir, can't I take all my clothes off? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 14:21 5 July 2008
NO! - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>) [14:27 5 July]
Aww /pouts but I'm all hot and sweaty... Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 14:28 5 July 2008
*cracks whip* - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>) [14:31 5 July]
I think you know what I like, sir... Go on... Give in. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 14:34 5 July 2008
*disturbs* - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>) [14:49 5 July]
/Pushes pecs close together, pushes out chest and looks angelic Go on soldier. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 14:51 5 July 2008
*shudders in horror* Um... *cracks whip very hard across Orian's head* - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>) [14:55 5 July]
That's it baby! Go on! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 14:59 5 July 2008
Um... *cracks whip again* - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>) [15:02 5 July]
Give it to me baby! oun oun, oun oun Give it to me baby! oun oun, oun oun Give it to me baby! And all teh girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 15:10 5 July 2008
Oh dear god, what have I done?!? What have I done?!? /me runs off in tears, trailing the blood-soaked whip - This Is Just A Tribute To The Greatest Sig Of All Time! [15:12 5 July]
/Me escapes to start up own record label. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 15:16 5 July 2008

This. Is. Fucking. Creepy. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 16:41, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

Who are you? how did you get in? Where'd the other guy go? Read this Lyle Crump Talk Icons-flag-gb.png 16:43, 5 July 2008 (UTC)