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Cow Moo Cult!

To join the CMC you must sign your name here along with the Cow Pledge. You will then be considered for membership as long as you meet the following requirements:
  1. You MUST be awesome.
  2. You MUST be weird.
  3. You MUST not like clouds that look like pieces of Hawaii Pizza stuck in George W. Bush's beard.
  4. When signing up through Uncyclopedia you MUST be a registered user.
  5. You MUST not exceed the weight of 100 tonnes unless you are a Blue Whale.
  6. Only persons, cows, sheep and Blue Whales may join the CMC (and sometimes bots).
  7. You MUST not be prone to killing yourself.
  8. You MUST enjoy stabbing fish's hearts out with ball-point pens.
  9. Furthermore ping-pong.