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Well, hello, there friend. Have a seat! It seems to me-a that you've come here lookn' for help, no? Well, you've come to the right place. Just click [edit] up there (or you can click here) an' leave-a your username and issue under the last one. We'll take care of it, don't worry.

Why-a, you ask? Well, the Mafia is full of kind-a, caring, Family people...oh and also we get paid to help you! You'll notice the "out" tray which is where we'll move all issues once they've been resolved!



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Members Only:
Family Business - IMPORTANT for all self-respecting Family members
Family Treasury - Where gangsters can come to horde their money; closely associated with Mafia Fundraising services
Members Only Bar - With poker, gossip, traditional hookers, free drinks and rather unprivate rooms
Russian Members Only Bar - Dedicated bar for the Russian wing of the Uncyclopedia Mafia
Italian Members Only Bar - Dedicated bar for the Italian wing of the Uncyclopedia Mafia
Golf Course - Large, beautiful golf course, a brilliant place to buy golf trophies
Shooting Range - A place to test out all Mafia weapons with live targets
The Rackets Room - A room filled with files on all the Mafia's rackets