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YesTimeToPretty-ify: The Pretty-Ness Oath
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-A fusion of two lovingly and breachingly copyrightingly Monty Phyton plagiarised bits.

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Stuff I've Created:

23. 23.5/50Pull Over
22. 39/50 33/50 Why?: I'm In Court, Mum
21. That time I was nearly raped by a rabbit during my sojourn in Scotland
20. Forum: Uncyclopedia US TV Drama - Episode #2
19. (vfh) Forum: Uncyclopedia US TV Drama - Episode #1
18. 39/50 Ninjastar.png UnBooks: A Day In The Life Of A Redirect
17. Various UnProvises (With Various People)
16. UnProvise (With Orian57)
15. Game:Main Page
14. (vfh) 44/50 This Page Is On Fire
13. Typing
12. Apology
11. 26/50 A Tale Of Two Cities
10. Preaching
9 . This Page Was Written By A N00b
8 . (vfh) 25/50 39/50 36/50 Wikipedia Main Page
7 . 29/50 HowTo: Really Piss Admins Off
6 . UnNews: Savage Butter Knife Murderer Strikes Again (listen)
5 . UnNews: Polygamous cults "grant women life-long great hair"
4 . 35/50 38/50 Ninjastar.png UnNews: Apocalypse-Expecting Cult Come Out Of Cave (listen) (semi unnews featured)
3 . UnNews; UK Government Announces Revocation of Independence for USA
2 . 25/50 Game: The Blue Screen Of Death
1 . (vfh) 41/50 Game: Infinite Loop The Game

Stuff I'm Working On:

1 . Game: The Random Game Stage: (Creation)
2 . HowTo: Fake Your Death On The Internet Stage: (Planning + Writing [ON HOLD])(With )

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Now I know, it's a slightly stupid idea, but it's gonna be, erm, fun (as long as there is no kneecap-splitting invovled...) Everyone, feel free to sign below, it'll make my day (ISH). Oh and no time-stamps, please.
  1. User:Mordillo/Happytimes
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  23. Necropaxx (T) {~}
  24. Danr
  25. ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator)
  26. The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!)
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  29. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk),
  30. ~ ★ БурекСП ★★ талк ★★ контриб ★
  31. // Berry; speak to me //
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  34.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN
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  46. (Bonner) (Talk)
  47. IL7Soulhunterwhat does talk mean? Never mind...
  48. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk)
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  51. Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png
  52. Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey.gif Pant-hoot here.
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  54. Sire Methamphetamine! Bi flag.svg.png
  55. Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Icons-flag-gb.png Talk!
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  61. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
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  67. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user
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  72. hey people,ummm...this is my yeah...Willamdiffo
  73. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)
  74. Pineapple. Too pineapple... Killer_3.14
  75. Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 22:19, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

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