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Universal International Monthly Day Of Yettie Stuff Trashage Yettie Trash Yettie Stuff Day!!!

TRASH YOUR YETTIE STUFF TODAY (AND TOMORROW!)!!


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LET THE TRASHING COMMENCE!

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YesTimeToEdit is GAY. He is the worst Unyclopedian ever he sux. He made me look dumb!!!!! for nomming him for UotM just because he didn't show up or make any more edits. Even though it wasnt my fault. I dot like him and niobody does because he is gay and stupid and ugly and retarted and bald and fat and gay. I hope he gats bannedfrom this wiki and goes to the moon or a gay retared place. HE IS THE WORST EDITOR EVER. HE IS SO BAD. I HOPE HE GET SOME SICK. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Hypergay (talk • contribs)


The user, who proudly has made 71% of his edits in userspace. Long may he reign over us.


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userpage talkpage bibliography cmc sign guestbook awards pee list whore to me edit
  1. UnBooks: A Day In The Life Of A Redirect
  2. Why?: I'm In Court, Mum
  3. Pull Over
  4. That time I was nearly raped by a rabbit during my sojourn in Scotland
  5. Slow Rotation
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YTTE's userpage is the 303rd most linked to page on Uncyclopedia. With one more link to his page, he can surpass Nazi on the ladder to Uncyclopedian linked greatness!
Hong Kong Feng Shui Phooey Approved June 2008
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Unserpage of the Month Award Userpage of the Month July 2008
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UnProviser of the Month Award UnProviser of the Month June 2008
Yettie of the Month Award Yettie of the Month July 2008

Stuff I've Created:

23. 23.5/50Pull Over
22. 39/50 33/50 Why?: I'm In Court, Mum
21. That time I was nearly raped by a rabbit during my sojourn in Scotland
20. Forum: Uncyclopedia US TV Drama - Episode #2
19. (vfh) Forum: Uncyclopedia US TV Drama - Episode #1
18. 39/50 Ninjastar.png UnBooks: A Day In The Life Of A Redirect
17. Various UnProvises (With Various People)
16. UnProvise (With Orian57)
15. Game:Main Page
14. (vfh) 44/50 This Page Is On Fire
13. Typing
12. Apology
11. 26/50 A Tale Of Two Cities
10. Preaching
9 . This Page Was Written By A N00b
8 . (vfh) 25/50 39/50 36/50 Wikipedia Main Page
7 . 29/50 HowTo: Really Piss Admins Off
6 . UnNews: Savage Butter Knife Murderer Strikes Again (listen)
5 . UnNews: Polygamous cults "grant women life-long great hair"
4 . 35/50 38/50 Ninjastar.png UnNews: Apocalypse-Expecting Cult Come Out Of Cave (listen) (semi unnews featured)
3 . UnNews; UK Government Announces Revocation of Independence for USA
2 . 25/50 Game: The Blue Screen Of Death
1 . (vfh) 41/50 Game: Infinite Loop The Game

Stuff I'm Working On:

1 . Game: The Random Game Stage: (Creation)
2 . HowTo: Fake Your Death On The Internet Stage: (Planning + Writing [ON HOLD])(With )

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Now I know, it's a slightly stupid idea, but it's gonna be, erm, fun (as long as there is no kneecap-splitting invovled...) Everyone, feel free to sign below, it'll make my day (ISH). Oh and no time-stamps, please.
  1.   Her Cajekiness <~>
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  36. I can't beleive Jasper Ain't dead yet! I'm happy too, sire. DR2 ASA or Nutella? Decide. Talk to meh.
  37. ¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría
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Yettie loves teh penis!!!!1!!!1one111eleven
Don't touch this vandalism, I know people. ~Methamphetamine
touch me I know nobody - Orian57
*touch. - deviant adoptee
Oooh! lovley!
Ok, now you touch me.
Like that baby? You're soo big!
Can I leave now?
*sniff* is it my hair *sniff* you don't like my hsair do you *sniff* and after all the time I spent on it! *cries*
It's not that, it's just that if my wife knew I was touching you, then we would have this whole argument on why I don't touch her anymore and.. well, it would just be a big mess, you know? Don't worry, I'll call you... maybe...
*Sniff* You better...
EAT BALLPARK HOTDOGS! Wait, wrong page. ~Methamphetamine
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Yo VIP! Let's kick it!
All right stop. Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
The block was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn
If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while Shay revolves it
Yo man let's get out of here
Word to your mother
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