User:Yvonne

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Yeah, I live on this street. So does Robin Hood.

This user is a Satanist.

This user is from Texas. May secede if provoked!

♀	This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

\m/	This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.

This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

This user walks down the left hand path. Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church. (List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)

Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

This user is a pyromaniac.

NO	This user doesn't care.

This user gots a shuvel. Yes he/she does.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user is a vampire, and is scared of stakes. Please keep them away from him/her.

...	This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.

Certified Bitch

This user is a certified member of The Bitch Club and is hereby allowed to bitch at people if they piss her off.

This user is Unamerican ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of Unamerican Uncyclopedians)

nj	This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This ninja is loyal to Orochimaru.

sub	subliminal!

RENT	This space for rent. Call 1-800-666-6666.

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en-P	This f****r speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

tx-N	This user is a native speaker of Texan.

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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Español .

17-1	This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 1337.

sa-N	This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

sl-P	This f****r speaks sign language heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

ru-1	This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Русский.

ao-X	This user only speaks AOLer enough to seduce native AOLer speakers.

vl-G	This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl.

My friends say I'm dead on the inside and they think I'm a vampire or something.

[edit] My Babies

The Articles I've created.

• Twister
• Black and White Twister!
• All-American Rejects
• Raven
• Pizza the Hutt

[edit] My Adopted Babies

The once crappy articles that I fixed up and expanded.

• HowTo: Kill An Emo
• All Arabian Rejects
• Emo virus

[edit] I Wish These Were Mine

• Emo-Mart
• Emo TV

[edit] My Foster Children

The articles I've helped but don't really love that much.

• Nanosecond
• Alternatives
• Shizzle (I love it more than my other foster-children.)

[edit] Other Stuff

• The Template I've made. (more to come)

I LOVE SLIPKNOT!!! THEY ARE AMAZING!!! And I don't give a shit if you think they suck.