User:Zaui

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That's a mighty fine tit you got there, Zaui


“We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender to Zaui.”

Viewer Mail

“I think it's lol. Good skewering of ethnic identity politics.”

“Very well done!.”

“This is brilliant.”

Start the list, Chester

STUFF I'VE DONE

Articles

Spotted Owl

Sandy City, Utah

UnTunes

Ode to Country Music

UnNews

October 2007

Lack of houses slows California fires

May 2007

Al Sharpton, Mormon leaders agree: We're both kooks (audio by Zim_ulator)

Vote for Bill Richardson because he is a western Hispanic (audio by Zim_ulator)

April 2007

Not the same old African orphan charity

February 2007

Doctors amazed what reporter can do with half a brain (audio by Zim_ulator)

December 2006

UnNews ignores Kwanzaa

Climbing Mt. Hood in December not a good idea (audio by Zim_ulator)

Bush will not be rushed into decision

Iran opens "Holocaust Revue" (started by J M Hoffman) (audio by Zim_ulator)

Democrats' new intelligence chairman don't know nuthin 'bout nuthin

November 2006

Hideously ugly radio host fired for being too polite (audio by Flyingfeline)

October 2006

Britain to use climate change report to push for return to feudalism (audio by Dawg)

Modern humans, neanderthals may have interbred (audio by Zim_ulator)

Marijuana may stave off Alzheimer's (audio by Zim_ulator)

Man recites pi to 100,000 places (audio by Severian)

September 2006

Iranian leader urges more Paypal protests

Your sister caused Zidane headbutt (audio by Zim_ulator)

August 2006

Astronomers Drop Pluto After Erratic Behavior

Bush administration: Earth only Planet that Really Matters (audio by Zim_ulator)

STUFF I SHOULD DO

Mind of Mignola - Mind of Mencia riff

Solar Calculator

EPA

ISO 9000

WORKSHOP

UnNews

Sandy City

Sandbox

Tools

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“Tasty!”

Zaui namespace

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Zaui also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

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