User:Zer0n42

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Hello.[edit]

Yes, you. Come one, don't be shy, I only sometimes bite people. Only if they deserve my rage, though.

Right, then. My name is, well... well, it's right up there, isn't it? Huh! That's convenient. You know what else is nice? These things: wait, I've got a lot of these little buggers, I'm almost addicted to them. Before we begin, someone really needs to tell me how to create a proper collapsable table, until then, please pardon the mess. alright then, here we go:

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17-E This user only speaks 1337 because it was a required course in school.
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en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.
fig-0 This user does not understand Fight and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
fr-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français.
gb-E This user only speaks Gibberish because it was a required course in school.
gee-N This user is a native speaker of Geek.
il-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Igpay Atinlay.
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ns-E This user only speaks Newspeak because it was a required course in school.
perl-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Perl.
rh-E This user only speaks Random Humour because it was a required course in school.
sa-E This user only speaks Sarcasm because it was a required course in school.
sl-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of sign language.
zh-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Chinese.
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This user is reading your thoughts!

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This user pretends to be an awesome warrior from a mystical land, but is really a sad little nerd person.
However, s/he takes comfort in the fact that you are too.
This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think.
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This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

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Pasta be upon this user.

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and knows it's not Lupus.

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Eat up.
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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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-- at least in some sense.
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ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.


RS This user plays RunEscape. Laugh at Pray for them.
Not very much, I promise!
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BS This userpage is bullshit.
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This user has learned to speak his mind all the time. Stop the war!