User:Zfleming2007

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[edit] Quotes

“I'm a user?”

~ Zfleming2007 on reading his own article.

“Boom. Head Shot”

~ Zfleming2007 on after playing ten minutes of Call of Duty 4 online without drinking any red bulls.

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM HEADDDDDDDDD SHOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!”

~ Zfleming2007 on ten red bulls and playing Call of Duty 4 online for 50 hours.

[edit] Biography

Not much is known about Zfleming2007. He's always lurking in the shadows, watching you and contemplating what to say. He's like Old Greg only, he doesn't have a mangina. Of course before he can say anything to you, you see him and run away screaming. Various reports have stated that he wears all black clothing and a trench coat. Police have mistaken him numerous times for the offspring of Alice Cooper and Bigfoot. Other reports state late night electric guitar playing at full volume as well loud shouts of swear words.

Scientists have debated whether Zfleming2007 is actually an alien from space, Big Foot and Alice Cooper's offspring, a kid, or no one at all. The debate has gained little to none attention by the media because no one cares.

[edit] Recent Activity

Most Recently, Zfleming2007 was rumored to be working with you on something very secret. Some believe its a plan for world domination by bringing back the Soviet Union. In all probability, Zfleming2007 would fail due in part to having no money or any Russian blood in him.