User:Zim ulator
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THE MAJOR SIR REVEREND ZIM-ULATOR is an autonomous unit with four articulated appendages, a brain, and several supporting organ systems, calibrated to edit UnNews articles to within 4 light-minutes precision.
This unit is currently being monitored by 17 government agencies from 5 European countries and the United States.
This unit is an ordained reverend of the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic and the Unglican Church of Uncyclopedia.
This unit is the Editor-in-chief of UnNews, and will fuck you up.
