User:Zim ulator

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The Right and Left Honourable Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator
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NEW to VFH -- HowTo:Be Reverend Zim ulator my stupid failed entry for the Poo Lit Suprise. Writing this was the most fun I've had without spurs and a ball gag.

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  • Editorials
  • Columns
  • Janitors Closet (Letters to the Editor)
  • All Things Bat Fuck column

Reverend Zim_ulator quotes

“The least reasonable algorithm can sometimes (though admittedly not often) produce an unexpected and favorable outcome. The crucial difference lies in whether one considers this a waste of time or something fun to do.”

~ Reverend Zim_ulator on the Higgs bozo particle

“I'd never join a religion that requires you to pay for admission. On the other hand, I'd consider inventing one.”

~ Reverend Zim_ulator on the Church of the SubGenius

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My UnDictionary entries

Fo' Lesbians

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The way a black person pronounces, "four lesbians"

Example - Ain't nothing scarier than fo' lesbians wiff chainsaws.

Faux lesbian

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  1. A faux (French: false) lesbian is a woman who performs suggestive or overtly sexual acts with other faux lesbians for the entertainment and titillation of men.
    Example - The RNC (Republican National Committee} has close, clandestine ties with the faux lesbian voting block.
  2. A woman who is sexually attracted to only other women, and is constructed of man-made materials.
    Example - The Chinese make a pretty decent faux lesbian, which is fine if you don't mind pleather.

Bespouted Spoutless

The word "spoutless" is often couched in the phrase, "spoutless douchebag". The term is derogatory, and is meant to compare the recipient with an object which cannot be used for its intended purpose. In other words, the person is of as much use as a spoutless douchebag (that would be no use at all for the mentally impaired). Sex With A Stranger

A cocktail invented by Henry David Thoreau containing Blue Curacao, Boones Farm Apple wine, and Xanax. Nigger Mortis

What happens when an African-American person attempts to dance like a Caucasian American person. (from the Latin nigger mortis)

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