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NEW!!! I am the new Walter Cronkite!
self-portrait of zim wasting time with cool scanner software.
NEW to VFH -- HowTo:Be Reverend Zim ulator my stupid failed entry for the Poo Lit Suprise. Writing this was the most fun I've had without spurs and a ball gag.
- Janitors Closet (Letters to the Editor)
- All Things Bat Fuck column
Reverend Zim_ulator quotes
“The least reasonable algorithm can sometimes (though admittedly not often) produce an unexpected and favorable outcome. The crucial difference lies in whether one considers this a waste of time or something fun to do.”
“I'd never join a religion that requires you to pay for admission. On the other hand, I'd consider inventing one.”
My UnDictionary entries
The way a black person pronounces, "four lesbians"
- Example - Ain't nothing scarier than fo' lesbians wiff chainsaws.
- A faux (French: false) lesbian is a woman who performs suggestive or overtly sexual acts with other faux lesbians for the entertainment and titillation of men.
- Example - The RNC (Republican National Committee} has close, clandestine ties with the faux lesbian voting block.
- A woman who is sexually attracted to only other women, and is constructed of man-made materials.
- Example - The Chinese make a pretty decent faux lesbian, which is fine if you don't mind pleather.
The word "spoutless" is often couched in the phrase, "spoutless douchebag". The term is derogatory, and is meant to compare the recipient with an object which cannot be used for its intended purpose. In other words, the person is of as much use as a spoutless douchebag (that would be no use at all for the mentally impaired).
Sex With A Stranger
A cocktail invented by Henry David Thoreau containing Blue Curacao, Boones Farm Apple wine, and Xanax.
What happens when an African-American person attempts to dance like a Caucasian American person. (from the Latin nigger mortis)
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Stuff I've started or am working on
Reverend Zim_ulator using the UnCanninator to commune with the dead.