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Older stuff, as of 5 August, 2006.


OF COURSE I LOVE FRANK ZAPPA!!! he is genius!!!! I love him!!!! The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!)

Kitten in glass.jpg Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence.
She likes kittens, and apparently you too.


Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye.

why sir, your welcome!!! That he does!! In my heart!!! and ears!!! The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!)

Thanks for the audio on UnNews:OUCH quarterback kicked off of team for forgetting to cut bear's nuts off[edit]

Really super work, and it's a lot funnier now! I especially liked how you handled the pronunciation of "Knagh-U'Ruh." Great work!

I know the story may just seem weird, but my idea for the concept was to imagine if we still had a primitive sort of society with its practices overlayed upon our modern era. I got the idea from a cnn article that showed that well-preserved bodies were found in a peat bog in Ireland that showed evidence of hairstyling gel and manicured fingernails, showing that "people from back then were thinking the same things they are now" or something like that (I'm paraphrasing). So I thought I'd just take that idea to its absurd conclusion, as well as to consider whether some of our modern pastimes, like sports, are actually a replacement for more violent activities, with that aggression being channeled elsewhere.

The real start of the piece was that I wanted to satirize the quarterback situation while the story was fresh, but I couldn't work out what the comedic hook was. My original idea was "OU Quarterback Honored for Excellence in Goldbricking," but I felt that was too unfairly critical of OU as well as not particularly funny. I think I made the right decision to go with my second idea. The whole OUCH concept was worth a laugh also, although I did sort of backronym it into the whole hunting idea, which I then used to develop the "modern primitive" flavor of the article.

Anyway, thanks again for a great audio!

--Hrodulf 15:48, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

Cheers, Rev[edit]

Thanks for sorting out that page thing for me. I didn't quite understand the explanation, but I'll have a look at it again tomorrow when I'm less, shall we say, refreshed.

Yeah, go nuts with the Dick Tracy thing. I don't own the copyright on the pic, much less the sentiment. FYI I've replaced the pic on my page with one of the Smoking Man from the X-Files. Initially I couldn't upload the Smoking Man cos my PC only does bitmap and I had to find some trial freeware that would turn the bastards into jpegs. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 12:23, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

Tedious question[edit]

Sorry to bother you again, Vicar, but I don't know where else to turn. Maybe it's because I've heard your voice on the audio or maybe because I've seen you through your bathroom window, but I feel kind of close to you. I've written yet another bullshit news story at UnNews:'Bugger that for a joke,' says Australian soldier but it doesn't seem to be showing up on the UnNews front page. Any ideas? -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 11:05, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

GNN takeover bid[edit]

Hey Reverend. Yeah, I think there is a lack of business UnNews that could be hurting our credibility with the Top End of Town. Long-lunching, whore-hopping businessmen are a valuable advertising demographic and we don't want to be losing them to The Wall Street Journal or the Financial Times. Otherwise we'll start losing click-through revenue from our ads for funny ring tones.

So yeah, go ahead and launch a takeover bid for GNN. I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but being a somewhat slow-witted kind of reptile I can probably be enticed by shiny things. Like a forklift pallet of shiny tins of beer.

An any case I will redouble my efforts to follow house style, and thanks for the blessing. That axe is rather sharp but the cut is healing up nicely. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 23:51, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

Umm... yeah, full cans would be preferable. But from your point of view it would probably be easier just to make up some bullshit story than actually send me the beer. But if you have any beer that you don't need I'll send you my address. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 10:31, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

Last one I promise[edit]

But I just had to thank you for the UnNews:Jews of the World: Israel Who? audio. It's was a work of art, as always. That's it. From now on I'll stop bothering your discussion page and just send good Jewish energies towards you once a week or so.... Cheers! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 14:22, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

Hey Reverend[edit]

How's the congregation treating you? I've been loving your audio work. Hope you've enjoyed doing my yarns.

Just in case you decide to record UnNews:Welshman sick of people using the word "welsh" (and assuming you're not a Welsh speaker), I thought you might like to know that "dd" is pronounced "th" and "w" is pronounced "oo" (I think). So Cwmwd would probably sound closer to "coomwood" that "cumwad". Cheers -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 02:17, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:Bush vetoes Voting Rights Act (Audio)[edit]

Gotta say "thanks!" for your awesome audio work on this & a couple others of mine; great job(!). --DW III CUN.pngOUN.png 03:13, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

Say, I'm really starting to admire you[edit]

That audio and the editing of the surface-to-humus missile piece is just great! many thanks! BTW, no offence inteded, but the part where you tried to say AHMADINAJAD and just couldn't was hilarious.....:) keep on the great work!

btw, I was wondering about your accent, where exactly are you from? -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 22:17, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the UnNews Audio on UnNews:Britney Spears goes broke[edit]

Nobody's ever done that with one of mine before, it's really cool. At the time I wrote that one, I was actually concerned how it would go over, since it was sort of short and relied mainly on Britney bashing for humor, but I think in retrospect that the cover's inherent silliness won the day and made this gag work. I don't have a problem with Britney Spears being naked on the cover of Harpers, but it is a bit of a "What the hell?" moment, as in "what the hell is Britney Spears doing naked on the cover of Harpers?" And of course, what's going on is selling magazines, and selling Britney (literally). But that doesn't mean we can't put our fun uncyclopedia spin on the story and make it about a hilarious alzheimers-level mental breakdown, rather than about publicity and the almighty dollar.

Again, thanks for the work; it makes this whole thing seem more real, and therefore funnier.

--Hrodulf 20:46, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

Not to hi-jack the thread, but ditto for the audio on My article, Article "Cheap Rip-off of the Onion," Sources say. I wasn't expecting what you said. I laughed for a long time. I'm thinking of making into a running joke with different titles and slight variences. Mrthejazz 21:48, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
That makes me smile. I too would give you an uber-cool template, but I have yet to make one because I am mildly retarded. Mrthejazz 05:48, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

I didn't touch your cat and he told me he was 18[edit]

But I do have a question - since you seem to be one of the powers to be behind UnNews - how does one get his article featured? Cheers...-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 15:19, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

Thanks again, especially for the blessing :)

Jew.gif This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.

It was my pleasure indeed! and many many thanks for the spoken news report. Never have one of my articles been so impressive...-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 10:43, 19 July 2006 (UTC)

I killed your cat(box)[edit]

Hey, just thought I'd let you know I'd done a written some crap in your catbox, enjoy! --Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png Anchor CUN (Harass) 23:53, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

Sweet ass! or was the saying sweet as... I never can remember, anyhow, I think the articles is trés sexy and should be unleashed immediately! :) --Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png Anchor CUN (Harass) 14:48, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

To the Editor[edit]

Sir, as your writing and spelin skills are so much in advance of mine, and if i posted it you would probably have to edit the hell out of it anyway, i was wondering if you would care to take over User:Usewho'sname?/popeonviagra ? or, and this is more likley, if it is a bag'o'shite let me know and i will consign it to the bin--Usewho'sname? 11:08, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

Much better than I did. cheers. question though, how the hell do i play the audio file? --Usewho'sname? 11:07, 11 June 2006 (UTC)

You bastard!![edit]

You deserved the Emanual Goldstein, you bastard, and you know it!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha --HPSig.PNGHP talk 02:29, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

Another Thanks[edit]

For the tidy up on this (and for not huffing it)--Usewho'sname? 14:23, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

UnAudio Casts[edit]

Newcookie.gif Olipro has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For making great Audio casts, and keeping me in a job of updating the podcast with even more great content! --Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png Anchor (Harass) 18:34, 27 May 2006 (UTC)


I thought I had it for a while there. But it's gone again...--Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 20:24, 24 May 2006 (UTC)

Found it yet? --Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 20:31, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
Really, Examine it closer!--Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 22:57, 24 May 2006 (UTC)

Because I Like you![edit]

you voted for me, you gave me helped me create this... so i feel should should have this!--Alia kenobi 05:52, 3 May 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote![edit]

I appreciate the support.  :) This article seems to have been very polarizing, so I appreciate everyone's support. May good things come to you as a result of this vote.--<<>> 20:16, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

While I'm at it[edit]

You keep voting for me... I LOVE YOU MAN! Er, I mean... thanks...--<<>> 04:15, 25 March 2006 (UTC)


Hey, your nomination was well deserved, as far as I can see you've met all of the criteria (Pretty cool, Good Articles, IRCer.) I'll be looking forward to seeing more... stuff from you. You seem to be a pretty funny guy, and well.. funny has potential. Just try not to get too wrapped up in the whole NotM thing.. trust me, it's been the demise of many. Heh, I wasn't even considered fro n00b of the month when I was new here, and I turned out just fine, right? RIGHT?! CAN'T YOU SEE!?! WHY WON'T YOU LOOK AT ME?!?! WHY!? HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:08, 4 April 2006 (UTC)

Woah, never have marbles seemed more interesting to me. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:18, 4 April 2006 (UTC)

Whats one more[edit]

Thanks for the comment[edit]

Greetings, Zim_ulator, Thanks for the comment! When I saw the message on my talk page, it brightened up my day! As long as I've given one person a good laugh, my career (such as it is) here has been a success. Thanks, again, for the comment!

SnoopY 01:11, 6 April 2006 (UTC)

Big love for you[edit]

Thanks for the vote for The little boy who lives down the street. Hugs, and big, big love, Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:53, 15 April 2006 (UTC)

Colossus of Barbie[edit]

Could y'all read my latest piece the Colossus of Barbie and let me know what y'all think? I'd like to hear (or better yet read) you ideas for improvement. Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:35, 28 April 2006 (UTC)

Yer vote on VFH[edit]

Hey Zim, you missed a sig here. We can't let Mr. Grumpikins fall behind! —rc (t) 19:05, 1 May 2006 (UTC)


Hi, you posted on my userpage that we talked on IRC and that I'm not an asshole. Sadly you are wrong on the first count and possibly wrong on the second. I'm pretty sure that the me you talked to isn't the me that's talking now...freaky. Is there some detail I'm missing? Modusoperandi 01:43, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

Commiserations for n00b of the month![edit]

Newcookie.gif Spang has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Maybe this will make up for it :) Spang talk 03:34, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

Hugs and kisses[edit]

Well aren't you a big sweetheart! BTW, you you take a look at Anal glands if you haven't thus far? Hugs, Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:44, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

Treat for you[edit]

Newcookie.gif Prettiestpretty has awarded you a JUMBO cookie for your work on Space Pimps!
Now go play in traffic.

I Made it Myself![edit]

Zim, one good turn deserves another, and your gracious gift of a self-made award to me deserves nothing less than the return of a self-made award (made by me and then given to you and select others) to you.

WASABI.gif Wild Weasel has awarded you the highly non-coveted
Weasel's Award of Superior Achievement Barring Indictment
Go forth and do great things!
(just don't get indicted)

For being a decent chap. Good luck with all your planetray invasions with the Irken Armada. — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Icons-flag-us.png Fire! 02:03, 13 May 2006 (UTC)

Thanks X 2[edit]

You seem to already have multiple thank you threads going, so I'm staring another one to keep it clear. I appreciated your votes and kind words for Oscar Mayer and On a stick. It's made my return to Uncyclopedia all the more rewarding.  :) ~ T. (talk) 23:04, 16 May 2006 (UTC)


You cut my shoulder with that big axe! ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 06:43, 18 June 2006 (UTC)

Eh up![edit]

Got something ready for -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)


Sliferjam - You got something to say? - JAM! - I'm special. 16:35, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

User space template[edit]

Just a note, I've moved your award out of Template: namespace, as that namespace is getting abused by vanity lately, (see the above section, had to delete 3 or 4 templates by Sliferjam that would have very little use, including one called {{Sliferjam}} that just basically said "Don't delete this template!". Ugh. I would leave yours except it sets a bad example for the others. Sorry. ^_^. New usage: {{User:Zim_ulator/blessing}}. --Splaka 21:41, 23 June 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for your help and explanation of what you did, why I suck, and how I'll do better next time. I'm still pretty much a n00b, but I was even more of a n00b when I made that template, so you are generous in not giving me a proper asskicking... heh heh... really, though, thanks. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 15:36, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
Oh, and did you somehow magically have the links fixed? You rock! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 15:38, 24 June 2006 (UTC)


I am 100% okay with your article, and very pleased with your take on it. Methinks our union shall go on forever. --Ayatollah Gurkhmeini 23:00, 26 June 2006 (UTC)


Thanks for the support, Zim.--<<>> 15:10, 30 June 2006 (UTC)


I want to thank you for that voice recording on Hitler's pop music article! I couldn't have done it better myself - User:Upascal

I'm pleased you liked it, and that you're not disappointed with my edits. I saw the pic and couldn't resist, but you knew that... rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 03:05, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

Cunning Linguist[edit]

I think you need some kind of award for your pronounciation of Selachimorphus on the recent UnNews get my seal of approval. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Bowie UnNews[edit]

Hey thanks for dialing up the Bowie article...I wrote it very late at night (with live Ziggy dvd on)...looks far more professional now. BTW if you like, vote me for n00b of the month--Shandon 22:12, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

Thank ya....I am SO Blessed now. For you, I recommend a serving of English, but Louder.


For reference Billy Giles is Jiles and Wycombe is Wik-kum. (which you may know anyway ;) Morwen 20:05, 20 July 2006 (UTC)


Cheers for doing all the heroic voicing stuff for my shitty unnews articles. Your rendition of an old school Buckinghamshire accent almost made me have an embarrassing accident. And apologies for appalling punctuation and general standard of English, us country folk ent good with our words and letters. --Billsheppard 17:13, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

The Blob[edit]

Sure, go ahead and use that pic. By the way, hilarious accent on the Lance Bass UnNews article. And thanks for the blessing too by the way. --emc! 20:40, 30 July 2006 (UTC)


Since you seem to essentially run UnNews, I have a question. I made UnNews:Jesus Sues Mel Gibson For Plagarism and UnNews:Gandhi Indicated In Doping Scandal, I noticed you did the audio for both. These stories have both been the "featured" UnNews story in the last two days. I was just wondering, is which article is featured random, or does this mean that these articles have been really good? I just transitioned to writing UnNews, I was also just wondering if an UnNews regular like you thinks that my articles have been good. Any advice? There are more to come. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 20:53, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, I know you're not an admin or anything, but hell, you did win the Foolitzer and Distribution of Misinformation awards. Thought you'd be good to ask. And thanks for answering, glad you liked the articles. I'll make another one tonight, just got to find a topic... -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 22:52, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

I have a bone to pick with you![edit]

Thanks for recording that article so quickly while we were off at lunch! It's awesome that you liked the collaborative effort between chron and I on that article.

Keep up the awesome work! » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 20:03, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:Rats Been Found To Have Bill Clinton DNA[edit]

Hi. I moved it because the "i" in Bill was capitalised for some reason. Move it back if that wasn't ok :) Spang talk 20:19, 5 August 2006 (UTC)