User:Zim ulator/archive1

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
Jump to: navigation, search


You've just received a[nother] pie![edit]

    dQQQQp            qQQQQb
  dQp                      qQb
 dp                          qb
dp                            qb
qb                            dp
 Qb                          dpQ
 qQQb                      dQQp
  Q qQQQQb            dQQQQp Q
  qb     qQQQQQQQQQQQQp     dp
   Q.                      .Q
   `Qb                    dQ'
     qQb                dQp
       qQQQQb      dQQQQp

(Ah, I love this template...)

For preventing any more hip-hop-heads (as in crack-heads) from completely demolishing my article, I give you this {{favourite_flavour|Zim_ulator}}-flavoured pie. -thematrixeætsyou, the master (talk) ([[Talk:Special:Random|flames]]) 04:34, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

(oh, and just a note, this page may need to be archived and/or trimmed. "WARNING: This page is 30 kilobytes long; some browsers may have problems editing pages approaching or longer than 32kb. If this is a talk or discussion page it may be time to archive it. If this is an article, it might eventually need to be split. See options for long articles.")

UnNews Audio[edit]

Hey rev, I'm trying to record my first piece, and I can't find the news flash sound effect...can you tell me where I can get it? Thanks! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 22:24, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

Many brown people cannot handle the new classification[edit]

Could you please protect this page: UnNews:Hip-hop_loses_classification_as_music ? It just needs to be protected from guest edits, that's all. The version it SHOULD be at is this one. --thematrixeætsyou, the master (talk) ([[Talk:Special:Random|flames]]) 05:02, 9 October 2006 (UTC) (P.S: That edit from WAS me from my college (that's English, not American).)

THANK YOU!! Thank You!, thank you...[edit]

Merci beaucoup, ici... pour ton ameliorer de tous Unnews

HowTo:Pronounce Mahmoud Ahmadinejad[edit]

Dedicated to you, Severian and all other poor UnNews anchors that have to deal with this schmuck. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 14:07, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

Ha, a compliment from you is always a huge one, a compliment from you AND the wife, well, I'm feeling a holy feeling of joy! thank her for me! :) -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 18:32, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

You've just received a pie![edit]

    dQQQQp            qQQQQb
  dQp                      qQb
 dp                          qb
dp                            qb
qb                            dp
 Qb                          dpQ
 qQQb                      dQQp
  Q qQQQQb            dQQQQp Q
  qb     qQQQQQQQQQQQQp     dp
   Q.                      .Q
   `Qb                    dQ'
     qQb                dQp
       qQQQQb      dQQQQp

For greeting me into the UnNews - and therefore the Uncyclopedia - community, and tweaking my article to Uncyclopedia-perfection (AKA complete and utter disaster - hehe, just kidding) I give you this pie. Well done for making an act of such kindness towards making such an unimportant member of Uncyclopedia. --thematrixeætsyou, the master (talk) ([[Talk:Special:Random|flames]]) 21:53, 5 October 2006 (UTC)


Zim, can you fit in the slogan 'UnNews: all the news not fit to suppress' somewhere in Unnews? I thought it worth a chuckle. 23:06, 3 October 2006 (UTC) You're an admin now, aren't you? Use your godly powers to pop it on the main page. Nobody will mind. 19:01, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:OGG approval ratings fall once again[edit]

hehehe this is too funny.-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 19:55, 3 October 2006 (UTC) look at my talk page.-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 00:39, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

Gracias para su vota[edit]

... or whatever the Espanol for that is. Glad you like my stuff, though I have gone right off the boil... -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 10:25, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

I didn't write any article on denial![edit]

Glad you enjoyed it! InfiniteMonkey 02:36, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

Mess in Unnews prize city[edit]

Hail rev! There's some mess in the Foolitzer corner (i.e. - tie!) being the UnNews chaplin, you might wanna take a look...-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 20:20, 2 October 2006 (UTC)


Thanks for your wonderful ninjastar and praise, I shall be converting it into uranium soon! About my set up, I'm using a USB headset and then editing it in GarageBand 2 for Mac OS X 10.5 Tiger on a Mac mini 1.25GHz G4 CD-RW DVD-ROM </geek language> :P NeoZidane CUNTSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-gb.png Headbutt extraordinaire __соединяйтесь! 13:52, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

I got an idea headache[edit]

How about putting the UnNews realted prized (i.e., Foolitzer and the Goldstein bit) on UnNews main page? sort of like the writer/noob etc. is presented on Uncync main page? -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 15:22, 27 September 2006 (UTC)


You did it? oh... it doesn't count then. ^_^ --Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png Anchor KUN (Harass) 10:20, 27 September 2006 (UTC)


Nominations for the Emanuel Goldstein ended on the 24th I think...sorry but I'll nom Oli next month, unless you want to edit the rules, but I didn't say that.-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 16:43, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

Just a quick idea[edit]

Since you mentioned you liked the article, and know so much about making audio files for unnews, I was just thinking it would be super (if you wanted, of course) to add a section to HowTo:Get Started on Editing Uncyclopedia devoted to simple instructions on how to upload audio files (I know it's probably really basic, but maybe you could share some recording tips with us, since you've done so much of it. I've heard taping in the bathroom is supposed to give you really good acoustics).

--Hrodulf 14:47, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

This is probably a good idea. I'll have to give it some thought because my methodologies are a bit cumbersome, and I've been thinking about how to streamling the process anyway. I'll talk with Olipro and others about it. Great idea. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 15:41, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:Mystery of Anthrax letters persists[edit]

This audio came out really well, since it seems to work well as a sound file, given the subject matter; I remember watching the TV updates about the real anthrax attacks. It's just a story that screams for multimedia.

I think I've been flirting with the thin line of taste a little bit here (and possibly in my third submission, the one about the race-oriented Survivor reality show), but as long as it comes from the right place, laughs and not anger, and people do enjoy the humor, I don't think there's any harm.

Of course, it would be awful if someone who was a relative of an anthrax attack victim read this article and took offense, and I would regret it if that happened, but on the whole, I think that being able to laugh at this twisted world we have to suffer through at this time in history has its own intrinsic value. Humor that is afraid to offend anybody is too timid to do the job in this type of extreme world situation that we're living through at the present time. People forget that just days after 9/11, Gilbert Gottfried said on stage that he had to catch a plane to the Empire State Building.

He got booed, but thank goodness he cracked that joke. It showed that we weren't intimidated, and that we can get through anything with a laugh and some luck.

Thanks again for another great audio.

--Hrodulf 12:00, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:Manuel II Palaiologos blasts backpedaling pope[edit]

Thanks again for the great audio! I was suprised that I had an unusually creative period, coming up with three ideas that I'd like to think weren't that bad, of course, this particular one was fun to write, especially towards the end where I mixed in some other assorted wackiness. I'm glad that I had the good fortune to come up with a new way to breathe comedic life into this story.

Thanks again for the great audio work!

--Hrodulf 11:11, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:South Australian MP died in crossfire between mutants and cyborgs[edit]

Sorry, Zim! I spent the last 6 hours just to read the same thing over and over again, but I just couldn't make my self sound any better than a mechaical voice over.

I think I'll just give up now.

-- The Colonel (talk) 22:51, 25 September 2006 (UTC)

FF Audio[edit]

Can you get this to work? It only seems to work for me at the moment... 07:19, 20 September 2006 (UTC)

I took care of it, sort of. The quality is quite dreadful, and I tried to improve is a bit with normalization and reverb. Cheers. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 13:52, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
Speaking of FF, I don't think she is eligable for NoTM Zim, for our sake, she's been here longer and that's a good thing.-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 22:34, 20 September 2006 (UTC)

Jimmy Hoffa and Lord Lucca[edit]

Cheers for the work on jimmy hoffa and lord lucan newsflash 10:09, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

Figured out[edit]

I made the jingle a MP3 and then recorded and it sounds better. I'll get to some next week, while I will be in the Northeast Corridor (NYC) this weekend with a friend.-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 00:40, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

  • The Feather in you cap gives you a KUN.T shirt as a prize.

Featured UnNews[edit]

I submit for your approval, UnNews:Canada Seeks Admission to United States on Technicality. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 19:26, 11 September 2006 (UTC)

UK Audio[edit]

Zim, do you want someone to read the audio for the UK-centric news stories? British news has a very diffferent feel to US network stories, and I thought you might like the help and a bit of variety in UnNews. Of course, I have no idea how to go about doing it, or if you'd want the help, but I thought I'd ask. 19:51, 10 September 2006 (UTC)

Sorry to cross thread, did you see my last message? 23:39, 15 September 2006 (UTC)

This one'll do[edit]

Good work, chief! Stick this wherever you keep such things. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 01:52, 10 September 2006 (UTC)


Thanks for the blessing, Zim. The headache it induced is starting to subside. Try a sharper ax next time. - Zaui TALK MUN - 16:46, 8 September 2006 (UTC)


Hardmum.jpg Mrs. Fundlebuggy sends you a big pie and a warm welcome!

Thanks for allowing my son to be heard on the airwaves. Normally they don't even allow him to use crayons. I must say, you have a fine news reading voice, like in the good old days, before the news stations were filled with hippies.

ZOMG, you're a machine![edit]

UnNews:John Mark Karr confesses to murdering Steve Irwin, extradited to Australia for DNA testing makes the 6th UnNews story I've written that you've recorded on audio. I've never done that "make up an award thing and give it to someone" thing before, but for the first time, I feel it's warranted in this case:

Medalm.jpg This user has recorded a lot of my unnews stories, and as a recognition, has been bestowed this poorly admixtured MS painted picture of a medal (sorry about the color, I tried to change it but it was too hard for my non-1337 "skills").

Sorry about the crappy picture, I would have done better but my other brain was in the cleaners.

Thanks again for all the great work!

--Hrodulf 16:11, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

Audio difficulties?[edit]

I just listened to your rendition of my "Bush's low IQ" article, and I don't know if it's something wrong with my comp or my iTunes, but the length of the clip was 38 minutes and 18 seconds (it just kept repeating itself). It also looks like you were "interrupted" at one point, heh. --Composure1 03:18, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

Hey Rev[edit]

Thanks for the vote. I guess I should pull the finger out and start writing again. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 15:38, 6 September 2006 (UTC)


I just want to thank you for broadcasting my UnNews story Blair forced to quit. It's my first real broadcasted story... in mp3 too, so I don't have to play it in Audacity on my comp. Nice sound effects in the background as well. This is even better than becoming an admin... honestly. Now I must go and delete some more crud. Thank you Father. -- Hindleyite 11:01, 6 September 2006 (UTC)


No problem. Congratulations by the way on your new status as an administrator. Now you've got a lot more work to do (as if you weren't busy enough!). -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 02:25, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

Thanks and congrats[edit]

And the same to you! -- sannse esnnas 04:17, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

Your welcome, and thanks for the award.[edit]

Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 04:39, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:Earth declares war on, attacks Moon[edit]

Thanks again for the great audio. Once again, I wasn't even thinking about unnews, and just read the article about the moon probe on, and inspiration struck. I'm sorry if it came out a little angry, but I honestly believe that Bush is guilty of treason, so that impacted what I wrote a bit. Rembering the existence of the famous still from the 1902 moon film just added to the fun.

Anyway, thanks again for the great audio.

--Hrodulf 21:23, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

I am your loyal minion[edit]

Never had Uncync such a satanic-genious-rev.-admin before. Let's hope you never get angry with anyone around here...Congrats! you more than deserve it! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 18:01, 2 September 2006 (UTC)


Congrats on becoming an admin (and getting the most votes in the nomination process!) Just don't let your new duties take time away from tidying up my UnNews articles ;) --Composure1 05:04, 2 September 2006 (UTC)


REV, I've had a bit to drink. You are going to be a kick ass Admin...rock on.-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 02:59, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

Oh yeah, the Captian Morgen Tropical Malt Beverage is gross. Don't drink it. GULDEN DRAAK However is good stuff.-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 03:11, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

Damn, you're quick[edit]

Hey Rev, how they hangin'? I see you pounced on the Google-Yahoo thing. If you're doing audio, did you see I added some quotes from Eddie Izzard? -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 02:58, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

Whoa! There must have been an edit conflict. I'd put a pic in as well, so now there's two. That'll teach me to post a work in progress. Cheers -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 03:03, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

mrthejazz totally dissed![edit]

You can't win 'em all. I thought it was funny anyway. To think I pretty much inspired all this anti-pluto stuff. The truth hurts I guess. Oh well, I didn't put much time into the article anyway, so I won't lose sleep over it. I don't think QVFD will work out for you though, b/c someone else tried to QVFD it and it was knocked off by one of the admins. Seriously though, was it THAT bad? Mrthejazz 20:30, 28 August 2006 (UTC)


Thanks again for the audio work. I didn't think you would do one on the Howard Dean article. Awesome job. Byaaaah! -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 23:17, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

Just so you know, it was a pun of this. Check it out! -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 23:32, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:Israel Purchases Two Nuclear-Capable Dolphins[edit]

Thank you for the audio on this-can I get some critique and criticism on it?--Bladetip 02:44, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:Nobel Prize Winner Still Nazi[edit]

I capitalized still was I wrong? This isthe last one I ask for critique...I just needed reassurance I was doing the correct thing. Well done on your promotion. I am still a bottom dweller. -- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 17:52, 23 August 2006 (UTC)



I need your PLS votes asap...... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

My votes for PLS[edit]

1. User:Claudius Prime/Renaissance

2. User:Severian/Nazi cow

3. User:Rcmurphy/"Paul is dead" hoax

Atleast someone voted for me. -- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 01:18, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

Hi, Reverend![edit]

Uh, Rev...

Gee, do you think you could post some really good pictures on this UnNews article:UnNews:Update: British Prime Minister Blair Frozen in Block of Ice by Iranian Ambassador? Like, maybe a Photoshop of the Iranian guy from the 'Iran declares war on yo momma' article pushing Blair over the edge of a precipice? Look, I really don't have the time; gotta get some rest, don't mind if you don't care. But, as always...

Master Betty applauds you! Nyah! Master Pain (also known as Betty) 06:42, 19 August 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:Britney Spears Unplanned Pregnancy[edit]

I wrote my first one! Critique? Bitte? Thanks!-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 16:19, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

Oy! This the first "good" article that's stopped me in my tracks, and forced me to wonder, "should I read this"? It's pretty disgusting to what I imagine is the average American palette, and it made me laugh my scrotum off. Will I read it? I haven't decided yet, but bravo! for your efforts. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 18:24, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  • THANKS for the funny...your voice...was with this one!;-) -- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 20:36, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

Baker's Dozen[edit]

I did that as almost a tribute to my friend, who in his 52 years of living, was under the assumption that a baker's dozen was 12. Although it's sort of an inside-gag, I thought some people might realize the blatant stupidity behind it. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 02:13, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:Sesame Street introduces new character[edit]

Thanks again for the audio; this was unusual for me, coming up with two ideas relatively quickly (of course, they were both muppet related, so I suppose that helped me make parodic connections), and I was surprised and pleased that you chose to audio the Abby Cadaver one actually, since I didn't think the story was as good as the Mokey one. I guess the idea had some appeal.
I don't think it came out in the story, but two of the things I was trying to poke fun at was early sesame street's inadvertantly including things that frightened children (I personally recall a skeleton during a sketch about the muppet "the count" that was pretty scary), as well as problems with children who watched the show imitating the muppets (there were reports of children banging their head against piano keyboards in imitation of Don Music, reports of children throwing themselves down flights of stairs like in the "baker sketch," etc).
I also took a dig at the 'enhanced underwriting' the show has now, in this case, the content was compromised because the psychologist cabal wants kids to be disturbed and warped so they will need lots of therapy, equalling lots of money for them, of course. I was trying to make fun of the situation of Sesame Street doing things like trying to teach kids about nutrition, and the "enhanced underwriter" (erm, can I just say sponsor?) is McDonalds. I know not all McDonalds foods are bad for you, but most kids probably don't have the presence of mind to reject super-fattening food choices, and there are some things on their menu, like the McNuggets, that really shouldn't be eaten by anybody because they are so unhealthy. In fact the whole kids menu there is mostly fried; it's actually usually safer for them to eat from the adult menu for this reason.
Anyway, obviously the most fun here came from creating the 'Abby Cadaver' image and the name itself. It's not quite original, I recall an episode of some cartoon from a few years ago called "Abracadaver" I think, but it worked well in this parodic context. To make the image, I just cut and pasted (manipulating slightly of course) pixels from a picture of a halloween mask representing a skinned female head, and tweaked it a bit to try to make it work (of course it wasn't perfect since I'm not the best image editor, but I realized that an article like this really was screaming for a picture; I figure what I did is better than nothing).
I'm not anti-Abby or anti Sesame Street or anything, I just think find some of the absurdities of the show, and its history, humorous, particularly the McDonalds sponsorship. Why not have Phillip Morris sponsor the show too? And Jack Daniels? ("You're not old enough to drink now, but when you are, try some"). How far are we going to go with this exploitation of children's ignorance to make money for unethical companies by putting a cute, furry face on greed?
--Hrodulf 13:39, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
PS: check out if you want my 'artistic statement' concerning the above (I drew this back in February, but it seems appropriate, given the direction my explanation of the article has gone in). --Hrodulf 14:33, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

Re: UnNews Formatting[edit]

No problem.... I'll try to remember that. I just got used to capitalizing every word, and I noticed some other articles do that too. I am all for consistency though. But it seems the formatting does change sometimes in general.... like, I remember OliPro (whatever happened to him anyway?) used to set the beginning of each article to (City, County) , and now we seem to do it as CITY, Country --. Anyway, thanks for "tidying" up my article and doing the audio, as always :) --Composure1 13:37, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

Hiya, Reverend![edit]

Hey, listen, Rev...

I think you might want to check out the UnNews page; there's another "Breaking News" report. This time, it's Hell that's won! Please place up along with other "Breaking News: ______: We Won". If you do, then...

Master Betty applauds you! Nyah! Master Pain (also known as Betty) 06:57, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

Betting pool[edit]

Hey, do you know if there is a betting pool on who won? yet? --HPSig.PNGHP talk 01:26, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

You're on Grue's Clues![edit]

I wrote the Grue's Clues article, and although there has been some tweaking of the original article itself, you still remain as the listed voice actor for the character "Salty", (seen here). I figure that before (and if) the article becomes nominated, that I should ask for your permission to keep your username added to the article. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 19:52, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

Iran threatens to invade yo mama[edit]

Just trying to sink to a new low... --HPSig.PNGHP talk 15:11, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

Other than the fact that I am totally confused anyway, I was trying to sink to a new low...unless you liked it then...ummm...nevermind... --HPSig.PNGHP talk 01:24, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:Bin Laden releases video; demands release of Mokey plush[edit]

I gave you an improvement credit on my userpage's link to this article (my tenth; I may need a special subpage eventually if it gets too lengthy in the upcoming years . . .). Your edits definately made the piece more readable and the extra picture, caption, and source were fun.

I wrote this mainly to make fun of the terrorists thinking they could actually drive the US out of the middle east by what they're doing; I was thinking a bit of the old joke about the three men who ask Napoleon for things, the first two ask for independence of their homelands, and the third asks for a herring, and the first two say to the third that he's an idiot, and he says "you asked for things you'll never get, whereas I may actually get a herring."

Also a slight dig at the muppet fans in the forums, obviously, but it's a good natured one; fan pressure is actually why the show's coming out on dvd now, so I wouldn't want people to think I'm against any fan demands per se, although they do have their comedic aspect that I'm exploiting here; of course, this is uncyclopedia and we make fun of everybody and everything, deserved or not.

I'm glad I was also able to stick in a reference to that great picture of the people who downloaded their osama pictures for their protest, and failed to notice that Bert was in the picture, lol. I made good use of the skew function on that edit.

This was a fun piece to write and hopefully it will get a few laughs.

--Hrodulf 13:05, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

Just noticed the audio track also; that wasn't there yet when I wrote the above. Thanks again for the great work (added credit to my userpage for your audio track also). The audio does so much to make these stories seem more real, and therefore funnier.
--Hrodulf 13:08, 15 August 2006 (UTC)


Haha, it was funny listening to you struggle through that. Nice try though. I liked the "thank you for suffering" at the end. --Composure1 01:38, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

This time you've gone too far[edit]

The new UnAudio bit you did about the UnNews:Israel Goes Medieval on Hezbollah's Ass started out as a normal but you just turned into a Marsellus Wallace himself on the way! you ARE indeed a mushroom cloud layer motherfucker, motherfucker! :) Thanks again for yet another masterpiece! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 13:37, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

All-Purpose Jesus[edit]

Hey, uh, Reverend...

OMG...All-Purpose Jesus? My word, you are a genius! I flew out of my seat laughing at that one! ROFLMAO! (Don't know what that means; hope it's funny.) The perfect continuation to "Billy Mays' Head Explodes"! Hah! And for that...

Master Betty applauds you! Nyah! Master Pain (also known as Betty) 02:08, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

Hey, uh, Rev...

Are you going to get the "All-Purpose Jesus" article up as an audio file anytime soon? If so, I'd be glad to hear it. Anyway, even if you don't...

Master Betty applauds you! Nyah! Master Pain (also known as Betty) 02:30, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

Um, Reverend...[edit]

Hey, listen, Rev...

Uh, first off, I don't know how to get the audio for my Billy Mays article up. Secondly, uh...could you, like, make it the top story on UnNews for me? 'Cause I would really appreciate it if you do.

Master Betty applauds you! Nyah! Master Pain (also known as Betty) 23:03, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!! Master Betty applauds you! Nyah! Master Pain (also known as Betty) 04:12, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

Hey, uh, Reverend...

Uh, how do you get a news article up onto the Uncyclopedia main page? 'Cause I would really appreciate it if you did so to that special article we worked on together.

Master Betty applauds you! Nyah! Master Pain (also known as Betty) 04:19, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

Hey, Rev...

I, uh, just want to thank you for looking out for me. You're probably asleep right now, but I feel I owe you a debt of gratitude. You've been fun to work with, loyal, and you have a great sense of humor. And, for that...

Master Betty applauds you! Nyah! Master Pain (also known as Betty) 04:24, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

Hey Rev[edit]

You're quick out of the blocks. No sooner had a put that fakakte pirate story up than you'd recorded the bastard (and made it the top story, I guess). I couldn't have done it if you hadn't yelled "Shalom, bitch!" at me the other day.

I enjoyed your work on my George Bush bollocks too. I guess that Texan accent thing was a labour of, well, labour for you. You're a true mensch (if a goy's allowed to say that sort of thing, that is). -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 14:20, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

Changes to my terror plot article[edit]

"Al Qaida's Tooth Brigade" - nice! --Composure1 04:04, 11 August 2006 (UTC)

water on mars[edit]

It's a bummer its pinched, i was going to do it myself and googled it just to make sure somone else hadnt done it better, and that popped up.--Sir Silent Penguin "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 18:37, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

My god, where did all your messages go???[edit]

Anyways, a question if you will hon. rev. I'm writing a HowTo piece - how to learn Hebrew and I'd like to add some audio for the speaking part. Mind giving me some tips about HowTo do it? Thanks! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 08:25, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

Strangely enough I managed it....Thanks! Btw, I do hang around IRC every now and then, but I there's probably a serious time difference between us....-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI2 AnotM VFH +S 09:20, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

Assalamu Aliakum, muthaf*cker[edit]

Right back atcha -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 23:52, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

All right, then -- Buenas dias, cabron! -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 00:22, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

Gabba gabba hey![edit]

Hey Rev,

Thanks again for the sterling audio work on Cthulhu (yeah, it was actually mine). You're like a cross between Walter Cronkite, Dan Rather and Bryant Gumble. Cheers -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 13:21, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

Vote or Die![edit]

Voting in syria.jpg That picture is a picture of you voting for Sir Cornbread. That's right. He's nominated for Uncyclopedian of the Year.

Let's face it: you want to vote for him. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 01:22, 12 September 2006 (UTC)

Why? rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 01:40, 12 September 2006 (UTC)

A work reference[edit]

Zim_ulator is a good worker.--<<>> 22:59, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:California sues cows[edit]

Love what you have done with the audio file for the news item especially your little ad libs. Very funny.

particulars, nationality, and whatnots[edit]

Age: 16 Name: Michael Nationality: Soviet Russian (I am not kidding) Location: USA

yeah could you please vote on I am not kidding? it's on vfh right now. thank you! --Bladetip 05:19, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

I would prefer an american flag actually. thanks for adding me to the team, I'll keep spewing up more random crap in the near future.

--Bladetip 05:33, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

A Thousand Apologies For Fucking Up The Audio List[edit]

Sorry Father, for I have sinned. Ok, so it's just the one apology.

Mr Bostick