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Penis trumps cock shock[edit]

Hey Rev, excellent call on changing cock to penis. It's a privilege to be acquainted with a man who knows when to use one instead of the other. Doubtless it comes with experience. ;-) -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 09:07, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

Another one of those thank-you thingies[edit]

Thank-you for cleaning up my article and putting it on the little sidebar thingy. You're the best, Zim.mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 15:47, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

Ban on Virgins[edit]

Well Zim looks like the Christian right voted in a 6 to 2 favour to delete my article, thanks for protecting it but looks like the censors won, thanks for your support though, at least someone on here isn't a politically correct pussy. --Uncle J 17:13, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

As SysOP, you may be able to restore it but the Christian right may delete it again.

UnNews:U.K. schoolgirl loses ‘virginity’ court battle; Lydia Playfoot says she should be exempt from school ban on virgins

Oh p-p-please. The article was a wall of text that had little humo(u)r and plenty of erotic fiction. Sometimes being offensive isn't funny. --Bretthead.png

17:34, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

What an excellent opportunity to start a flame war! Let's see... I'l start by being a presumptious, bombastic prick:
zim: Oh, for fucks sake, it's irony, can't you bleeding well see that, you sotting douche!
opponent: Blow me, buttwipe! It's stupid and unhumourous!
et cetera, et cetera ellipsis
My only actual interest at stake was an ironic delivery on audio. Since I'm not married to it, very lazy, not very bright, nor can I hold my liquor, I will stand down as a gentleman, retire from the field with honor, and shoot you in the arse when your back's to me. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 18:17, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

My crappy article[edit]

to be fair, i pasted the title from Word and didn't realise in time that the caps were there and immediately requested an admin change it to normal text. so a bit of constructive feedback about the content would be helpful

Zim, this one might be funnier if you were a Brit, I've put it back into play with the caps missing. Also deleted the redirect from the original article that you left in. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Thanks for sorting the CAPS out, but i'd still like a little feedback about what was noob-like about the content, I like to learn from my mistakes

What happened to the "friont page"?[edit]

The Unnews "front page" has been showing the same unnews for over a week. Help! I need my daily Unnews fix!


I thank thee for thy warm welcome to UnNews... but why dist thou give it? I hath not, to my knowledge, contributed to UnNews. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 18:48, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Never mind. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 18:52, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

YOU BASTARD!! UnNews on YouTube??[edit]

Heh, fuckin' sweet. You have officially inspired me to quit playing with myself and return to writing for UnNews. Ya know, UnNews on YouTube is alot like.....girl on girl!!! YOUR A FRIGGIN GENIUS, YOU ROCK MAN!!!! NOW I'M TOTALLY INSPIRED!! — H. Peebles - D - HS KUN.png Foolitzer.png Icons-flag-pi.PNG 16:20, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Yes, I agree... brilliant move, I love it, and that British accent you do is hilarious! -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 20:32, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

I'm not so sure. It takes longer to load than the normal audio, and you don't look like a news reporter in the way you sound like one, which really spoils the overall effect. Previously you thought you were listening to the news. Now you're watching some guy in a hat and beard reading stuff off a screen. --Kelpan 19:04, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your input (your wiener) across my "project" (my spincter). Seriously, though, this is good. We need to know the masses have yet to be lulled. Thanks Kelpan. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 19:25, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Another thanks[edit]

Great work on the "Blair apologises for slavery" article. I thought it was a bit lame originally but in audio it really works. Kelpan 18:30, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Ditto "Paris Hilton not messiah". Kelpan 15:29, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Recording UnNews Audio[edit]

Hello! I was just wondering 1)What program do you use to record and, 2)Where did you get the intro/exit news music? Thanks! - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 08:42, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I realized that after. It was late at night, and I suppose my mind slipped a bit haha. Thanks! - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 20:38, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

New articles[edit]

Greetings Invader Zim. I was thinking you might want to dig my latest news article and maybe do some media for it. Here's the link, this is a good one.

Also, I wrote a pretty exhaustive article on Hemingway but it doesn't seem to be getting anywhere near that featured article spot. Any ideas on how to do that? I tossed it in Pee Review and someone made a one line pointless response and tossed it back out again.


Add this to your userpage if you want to win:

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This user is nominated for the HallBugs 2007 Academy Award. You can go vote for him/her at User:Gert5/hallbugs.

It's at {{User:Gert5/hallbugs/nomuser}}. You are already nominated by Modusoperandi, or somebody like that... --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 [email protected] KUN 09:33, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

A Quick Thanks...[edit]

Thanks for all the support and the ninja star, as well as the mention on YouTube. Catchy intro music. Please feel free to make any more suggestions/edits on my articles, because God knows I could use improvement... - jafandahalf 02:02, 21 May 2007 (UTC...?)

All Because of Zim[edit]

Folgers Crystals, with audio. Thanks for inspiring me. :) --THINKER 19:01, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Help with news article[edit]

If you want a news article set at a future date to appear, on that date, on the UnNews page, how do you arrange it so you can type the article in advance and the name appears on the day it is set? Sorry if I'm being incoherent, but I would just like to know. Thanks! The Humbled Master 22:47, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
Put these two templates:
{{news|22 May 2007}} {{date|22 May 2007}} (changing the date to when you want them to appear)
at the beginning of the article. - Zaui TALK MUN - 23:17, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
Thanks! The Humbled Master 23:59, 24 May 2007 (UTC)


No, it's not being rerun (it shouldn't be, anyway). I wrote it for release on the anniversary of the Miracle at Dunkirk. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:41, 29 May 2007 (UTC)


...for inspiring me constantly, nomming the article, and for being my hero. :) --THINKER 18:04, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

UnNews Chavez article audio[edit]

Thank you for providing the audio for the UnNews article. When I used strikeouts I did them to do a stuttering effect which you did in the audio version. It was a great job. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 23:13, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

I've been known to ramble, sometimes[edit]

So I go back to the offices for the New York Times, right? And I'm all, "Who's the idiot now, eh?". And they're all, "Sir, we told you before, this is not the New York Times. Place your order or move along, sir.". So I'm all, "Whopper, please.". And they're all, "This is not Burger King, sir.". So I was shocked, right? Shocked that they would make up such terrible lies to avoid hiring me as their Senior Editor of News and Whatnot...a position that they, incidentally, deny having at all. Oh, and thanks for the vote for the Foolitzer Prize. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:21, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Enjoy the food[edit]

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The audio you made for my article on Bush made my eyes water from laughing. Thanks!--Mr.Vib 20:19, 6 June 2007 (UTC)


Thanks, Rev. I haven't said it before now, and I probably should have long ago. But, thanks for adding your dulcet tones to the blatherings I write and giving them a touch of class. --Zinc Avenger 23:22, 6 June 2007 (UTC)


I added the

800px-Flag of India svg.png This user is Indian.
He can only talk in English and C++.
(List of Indian Uncyclopedians)

template, but I don't see my link on the list of Indian users. Is the list refreshed every now and then, or is my link automatically added? --Hdgcfcf 01:27, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

And also, how do I create my own signature?


Thanks for your help. And thanks for having cool scanner software.

--Maharaja Hdgcfcf | Icons-flag-in.png | User Page | Talk | Go Kill Yourself 13:07, 8 June 2007 (UTC)


No problem. But in case you need a monkey urgently, feel free to call our Monkey-In-A-Box hotline.

--Maharaja Hdgcfcf | Icons-flag-in.png | User Page | Talk | Go Kill Yourself 13:16, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Just a Small Favor[edit]

Yo Zim.

I rewrote this article, 12 year olds invading the internet, and can you please take a look at it and tell me what you think about my revisions?

Thanks --Maharaja Hdgcfcf | Icons-flag-in.png | User Page | Talk | Go Kill Yourself 01:46, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

Can I borrow your eyes?[edit]

Zim, could you look at UnNews:U.S. military attempted to build "Gay Bomb" and tell me what you think? Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:46, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

UnNews & the Wikia Bastids[edit]

Hey there mate, if UnNews craps it's usually due to Wikia farting around with something that they shouldn't have been, (except come July when I *really* need to sort it all out) anyway, just ignore their incompetence and it'll go away. thought I'd drop you a (late :( ) message to see how you are and such. cheers! Oli. -- Prof Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:10, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

I did an UnNews....[edit]

And I wasn't welcomed. Not that I'm bitter or anything..../me slits his wrists while listening to Panic! At the Disco It feels so good! Erm....yeah.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:36, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Ljlego: I think you have to do three UnNews articles before you get welcomed. 'Cause I've done two and I haven't got a message yet either. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 20:45, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
In truth, I've been under the weather lately... well, moreso than usual... what with the extra pain, and the extra drugs for the pain... oh, and don't forget my laziness and usual procrastinational bent, so to speak... and the fact that my first major in college was philosophy... and I'm having use my wifes Celeron system for the time being... well, never mind that. Suffice it to say I've fallen behind on my self-imposed, tyranical, and doggie-poo soiled UnNews "duties", such as they may be, and I owe each of y'all an official type welcome. Coming up, chaps! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 02:22, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
Thanks, my......friend? I don't think that's an appropriate title. Whatever. Thanks.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:48, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
Hah! I think I got it twice cos I deleted it the first time. You're just not loved. Either that or your UnNews articles make you look like less of a noob than mine. --Kelpan 22:33, 26 June 2007 (UTC)


Hey Zim, just wanted to thank you for welcoming me to UnNews and doing a nice audio for that UnNews I submitted, about half of which was written by Famine, actually, so you may want to tell him you made the audio as well. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:18, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Hey, what does this have to do with my VFH nom? Also, thanks.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:53, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

Another screamer[edit]

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Thanks for yet another awesome audio recording, and the nom (though these finnicky bastards are apparently pretty off-put by it.. what makes an Uncylopedian tick, the world may never know). In my current state of robbery-induced crisis, laughing boisterously is a great feeling. :) --THINKER 01:58, 27 June 2007 (UTC)


I'm groovy, I see. I'm not sure what prompted this sudden realization (it certainly wasn't my three VFH noms, as you have voted on none of them). Well, thanks for the compliment anyway. You're pretty groovy yourself. And no, this will not get you preferential treatment in the PLS.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:11, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Rest Easy[edit]

You welcomed me to UnNews quite a while ago. I just removed it from my talk a while back to bring down the size of the page, when I was still too noobish to realize I could just archive shit later on. Thanks for the consideration though. Fuck up on my part, not yours. -RAHB 03:18, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

What's gotten into you Suzy Cream Cheese? -RAHB 01:23, 1 July 2007 (UTC)


I feel so appreciated. -RAHB 02:18, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

I do rock, don't I? Just out of curiosity, any idea what ever happened to Contestant doing all those UnNews audios? Haven't seen much from him lately. -RAHB 01:38, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Dunno what happened to Contestant. Folks tend to drift in and out of UnNews, much like the chaotic sensations experienced during an LSD experience while balancing on ones toes. Even I <gasp!> have been in and out of here. In any case, rocking is what you do, yea verily! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 02:39, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
And it was said unto him this day, in the holy land of Zim, that RAHB did rock. RAHB responded by honorably spamming Zim's talk page with an unnecessary response. -RAHB 07:08, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
Egads! Yet more drivel on my talk page! Cool. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 18:52, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank You[edit]

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Queen Article[edit]

Cheers for the heads up, the site was playing silly arse this afternoon and I thought my submissions weren't getting through. Anyways, I have self-censored the article and think it is now a little less crude (and even less funny) now, which is nice.

Another for you[edit]

Here is another for you to read, ponder and declare my brillance over. UnNews:Homeland Security Administration Declares "Gut Feeling" Threat Level And by the way, does all this writing get me a nomination for the Goldstein award? Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:53, 13 July 2007 (UTC)