User:Zim ulator/archive8

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My talk page archive number 8.


For those of you who have a perverse inclination to find out what kind of drivel zim has on his older talk pages, check these out:

user:zim ulator/Archive0 user:zim ulator/archive1 user:zim ulator/archive2 user:zim ulator/archive3 user:zim ulator/archive4 user talk:zim ulator/Archive5 user talk:zim ulator/archive6 user talk:zim ulator/archive7

Messages below[edit]

Welcome to Uncyclopedia![edit]

Hello, Zim ulator, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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*cough* oh shit *cough* ~ 19:07, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
If you want to be adopted, I'm available. FreddAin't Dedd 19:18, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
You too, 'dillo. Helping noobs is my forte, you know.. FreddAin't Dedd 19:23, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

Please E-mail[edit]

I know i did a shitty job revising that article and i'm terribly sorry. Please send me an e-maikled coply of it. My E-mail is [email protected]

Do you know you have your own user pages? If I email you the article, it'll be in a different format than wiki format, so you can't edit it properly anyway. Why can't you just work on it here? rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 22:03, December 14, 2009 (UTC)


Thank you for you vote for noob, although I don't know why either. It feels good, like a warm cookie baked on the back of a warm baby. Appreciated, Aleister in Chains 00:18, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

My pleasure. cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 11:08, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

In Gratitude[edit]

 –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 10:04, 17 December 2009

My pleasure, Your Darkness. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 13:11, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Special Favor[edit]

I was wondering if you could pee review this on it's talk page. I ask you because you're an expert in this department, and you liked my last sacrilegious Virgin Mary UnNews (the shark one) enough to nominate it for VFH. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 06:41, Dec. 22, 2009

Sure, I'll have a look. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 15:06, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

Da Encounter Near Da Altar[edit]

Nice additions to the pope fight news, thanks. And your recent news articles are funny and entertaining, with a dash of lemon. Merry Festivus plus four. Aleister in Chains 11:53, December 27, 2009 (UTC)

You're welcome, and thank you. I shall now forcibly convert you to Zim Buddhism. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 12:49, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
Yes, the Zim Buddha has taught me the secrets learned while sitting under the tree. The preview appreciated. Many great revelations have I, space is no barrier, and the doctrine of the pipe-bearing one brings larger dimensions and frees the inner vehicle. Aleister in Chains 00:47, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
I see you grasp the tone of one face being slapped. Roshi Zim is now prepared to impart the Zim of chopping wood... for my fathers wood stove. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 13:55, December 28, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Delivery! - December something![edit]

Late deliver courtesy of Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 23:38, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

OK, I'm going to improve it[edit]

But I can't think of any ideas first. First of all, this article here is what mine is based on. 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 08:26, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

It's mostly about the writing, and staying coherent in this case. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 09:18, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

I need guidance/I need an example[edit]

I simply can NOT figure these out: 1) How to get rid of those friggin' commas @ the end of my articles. Example here (see those commas after the date?! AAH!)

2) How to correctly write the "Sources" Publisher resource. Grr. I keep getting the wikipedia link. Grr. Sources, fill in the info

 "[ ]". [[wikipedia:|]], Mmmmm DD, YYYY 

if I see this "[ ]". wikipedia:, Mmmmm DD, YYYY instead of a properly formatted source, I may take it as a sign from the gods to delete the article


Tyvm Smuggler.

Those pesky commas were the ones between each category, and the perios was at the enc of the category list; they don't belong there, so they showed up as wiki plain text. Your source was fine. My comment you refered to meant I don't want to literally see that text instead of a properly formatted source. Sorry it took me so long to get back to you. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:41, January 3, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, you voted for my article on VFH and helped make it a feature.[edit]

User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/dicks lol

And I'm too lazy to make a proper template for it. Thanks! sausage lol 18:53, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

My pleasure. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 19:02, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Best used in the Bedroom[edit]

The podcast is up and running... Niice.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 06:26, 8 January 2010

I'm glad you approve, now go record something! Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 12:42, January 8, 2010 (UTC)


Reverend: {{Q}} is locked, and it says this has something to do with you, so perhaps you are its owner. (Anyway, I would not edit a template with implications on 20,000 other pages without consultation.) I have a couple of problems with {{Q}}, which I documented in the experimental template {{Q1}}. Check it out and decide if you wish to change {{Q}}. Amen. Spıke ¬  03:27 10-Jan-10

Have you seen the {{nicequote}} template? See Formatting#Quotes for others. I thing the m-dash, although proper in usage is ugly, and there is a reason the text is so small. I agree the use of the 'code' tags is poor syntax, but overall I prefer the look of the current version to your bigger bolder new version. Also, you should have made the Q1 template in your userspace, not in the mainspace. Sorry to butt in, just my 2 cents.  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 06:51, 10 January 2010
No problem at all. "Bigger bolder" can be fixed and was not one of my goals. What {{Q}} produces on this end is ugly too, and I prefer an em-dash to a tilde. Ultimately, I'll take Q1 to QVFD; I was unaware that templates in my userspace could be invoked with curly brackets. Spıke ¬  11:40 10-Jan-10

I didn't know I had anything to do with this template. Can't help, I think. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 14:11, January 10, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the reply. Q says it's protected because it appears on your user page, which is protected-with-cascading. At least this thread got Zana's attention. I'll ask elsewhere. Spıke ¬  14:31 10-Jan-10

Reviving the UnNews Sunday magazine[edit]

Yo. Mordillo said I should talk to you about this. I was thinking of bringing back the UnNews Sunday magazine. I've done some samples here. I was thinking we might set up a template so that a random cover would appear on the UnNews front page. What do you think? -- curative Ape (enumerate) (Riot Porn) 09:29, January 14, 2010 (UTC)

Brilliant! All of them! Are you thinking of adding little boxes like : INSIDE: ZIMS BUTT LOOKS FABULOUS! WHAT'S HIS SECRET?, or something funny, like the older ones had? Thanks for this contribution... I will consider a suitable reward. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 13:24, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
I should be clearer: more little boxes, or do you like just one at the botton? Hilarious! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 13:25, January 14, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost January several-days-agoth[edit]

I swore I'd never hand-deliver this again. Here it is. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:29, Jan 18


for putting the story about the no-good grandmother-shagging Brett Favre in the UnNews lead spot. I hope he sees the story, and his wife, and his dog. . . I've got a few more ideas to be written up in the coming days, but this one jumped out. Thanks. Aleister in Chains 25 Jan. MMX

My pleasure, love the story and hate that cunt Farve. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 17:13, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 28th January 2010[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png 15:02, Jan 28

I thought you'd like it![edit]

You know, there are somethings, like that cyclops, that no matter what I try and do with them just say You know there Penny, Rev. Zim would get a charge out of that! Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:29, January 31, 2010 (UTC)

You have good instincts about zim ulators. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 02:37, January 31, 2010 (UTC)

this is the fourth time you've won this, apparently[edit]

Goldstein award.png E G A E D M

The Emmanuel
Goldstein Award

January 2010

--Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 00:58, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for your elegant presentation! Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 02:09, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

Youse was robbed, or was youse?[edit]

I thought that the Foolitzer was closed for December, because another vote broke the tie. So, for all intense and porpises, when I nommed you for Jan. I thought it was a new contest. And that PF3Eva had won December and you had won Jan. So how did that not happen? Highways robberies, as I'se sees it, yeah. Aleister in Chains 2:01 1 Feb. MMX

Yeah, I'm confused about that too. Plus, I be an awards whore, and I wants whats mines, argh! Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 02:14, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 4th February 2010[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png 15:21, Feb 4

Well thank you[edit]

well thank you. i'm (obviously) new to the wikiscape so i'm just trying to figure it out as i go (forgetting the signature, for example) and create crap in between. but, again, thank you for the props. Hum ya 19:22, February 8, 2010 (UTC)

My pleasure. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 00:58, February 9, 2010 (UTC)


Just read you exchange with Drunkenshark, and the nice thoughts and deeds you've shown her, and I really think she's a very very creative writer who just doesn't write in English as a first language. Until I ran across her she had never had anyone come by her talk page (except for the initial welcome) for two years, and I really mean it when I say she has slipped under everyone's radar--until now. Nice choice, to feature her UnNews, and a worthy choice. Aleister in Chains 2:22 9 Feb. MMX

Hmmm. Maybe. Let's VFH her. As is, and don't let anyone "correct" her article. Thoughts? Al, a few minutes later.
Sounds good to me. I can't believe she's been here that long. My favorite "cuteness factor" article is still Hyena blazing, but she shows promise and may surpass that lofty piece. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 02:52, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
Got it wrong, only here for one year. I'll read Hyena, and the others, and get back to you at some point soon. She's putting lots of new stuff on her user page. Wish I could write in French, but can't. Al 3:07 9 Feb. MMX
Doesn't look like Hyena is hers. The user name is wrong, and she doesn't list it as one of her articles. I nommed one of her pictures on VFP. The unnews is soooo damn cute, as his her userpage wording. Somehow she captures broken English in a way I've never seen before. Going to read her "Bones" more closely, hopefully nobody has "corrected" her words there in a way that can't be retrieved. Aleister in Chains 22:07 9 Feb. MMX
No, Hyena blazing is an article I found by some user lost to the mists of time. I did read Bones, and yes, I agree, it's funny as Hell and doesn't need any improvement. Let's hope her talent at "breaking English" continues to bless our pages. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 00:37, February 10, 2010 (UTC)

Brett Peyton Favre Manning[edit]

I changed the Brett Favre story to Peyton Manning and put it back on UnNews, but only for a brief time. Maybe it could be left for a few hours for the fun of it, and then it will go back to its original form. Thanks, Al, Chained, 3:53 9 Feb. MMX

UnNews audio from Spike[edit]

I've converted a recent dispatch to audio for your possible use: File:PC encryption chip hacked.mp3. See also the discussion at User talk:The Humbled Master. Spıke ¬  13:25 10-Feb-10

And another: File:Media reassign investigators to Scott Brown.mp3. Thank you for the cookie, plus the specific praise! Regarding the sign-off, I had queried you on The Humbled Master's talk page. Unfortunately, it wasn't a tip of the hat to you, because if I thought it was your personal hallmark sign-off, I would have done something different. In future audios, I think I'll change it up, and end with the tag line, Straight talk, from straight faces. Spıke ¬  03:22 11-Feb-10

To be honest, I sort of like the idea of others using my sign off. It ties in well with my quest to create a secret meme, "Bat Fuck", and Zim Buddhism. I realize, of course, that I like it because my ego likes it. If you do change it up, it still ties in with the above mentioned idiosyncrasies of mine, it just goes in another direction. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 14:02, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

Wait a minute! you can't claim ownership of the concept of idiosyncracies! Anyway, in today's audio, I did indeed use my own sign-off. Not having a Cough Switch, I diverted the playback PC around DirectX to turn off the "Teletype" for the quote. Unfortunately, this meant that theme music and Teletype were louder than before, overmodulated in places. There was an advantage to the era of dials with numbers on them, and that advantage was repeatability. I need a "producer"!

Separately, I've edited UnNews:UnNewsAudio, not just adding myself but changing the formatting of the multicolumn table, with code I found somewhere and have used on my user page, so that stuff no longer needs to be manually shifted between columns. Clearly, this code was tweaked to work correctly on three different browsers. If something craps-the-bed, you'll know what caused it and can revert. Spıke ¬  00:32 13-Feb-10

UnSignpost 11th February 2010[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png 13:10, Feb 11

In respect to your nomming[edit]

Double thanks for a nom that is awesome. hopefully i can keep up a level of mild funnyishness. I won't let you down, Chief! Hum ya 19:04, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh! He called me chief! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 19:11, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

Organizing UnNews audio[edit]

Here are some observations about the UnNews front page:

  • The list of audio you get by clicking AUDIO is not the same list of the ten most recent files shown on the front page. In the former, Section 4, Recent Releases seems to be out of date.
  • It would be nice if {{RecentUnNews}} included an icon indicating whether audio is available on the fifteen most recent dispatches overall.
  • The directory of dispatches and audio dispatches is a database. Usually you do want to see them in reverse chronological order, achieved by asking authors to patch new stuff in at the top. But I might want to sort them by author, geographically, by theme, or by editorial vs "straight" news. I've seen in wikis a table that lets you click on the header to specify the column by which you want to sort. It would be useful to fit UnNews releases into such a table.

Don't know how to do any of the above, so I'm dumping it in your lap. Please put it on the wish list. Or use it to light your woodstove. Spıke ¬  14:22 14-Feb-10

Coincidentally, I've been thinking about changes to the front page. Thanks for the input. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 14:53, February 14, 2010 (UTC)
Other even more minor points:
  • The diction you praised is achieved by audio edit of every stutter and first-take, a dozen of them in last night's dispatch on the luge crash. I could make it cleaner by overlaying the sound effects later, rather than reading the news in front of a speaker, but that's too much like work.
  • No audio for the next few days; believe me, you don't want to hear my voice right now.
  • I disagreed with your tagging with {{ICU}} the article on "Google fucking league" and said so on its talk page (which satisfies me). However, later, user Anstander blanked the page and slammed the door on his way out. You had the right to add {{ICU}} (heck, any of us do), but this approach with this individual did not serve the goal of getting more stuff out of him. (I see no alternatives that would work in every case.) Spıke ¬  16:45 14-Feb-10
Again, coincidentally, I was just reading where Anstander called me a "humorless cunt" when I notice your message had been posted. I addressed his concerns here. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 17:10, February 14, 2010 (UTC)

You have defended your honor, but it does seem he's Outta Here. And I am on notice to watch which names I call you, if I should stoop to name-calling.... Spıke ¬  19:05 14-Feb-10

Meh, honor-schmonner. In truth, I am amused and flattered that I rate being called such an extraordinary name, and have documented this in my Hate speech page. You, sir, can get away with just about anything. As did Anstander, considering I gave him a light scolding buried in sarcasm, and refrained from banning him. Among Uncyc users I am known to have a long fuse, at the end of which I give several warnings, after which I ban them for short periods, after which... well, let's not let it come that.

Lest you fear for the bat-virginity of your own pie-hole, fear not. In fact, I'm liking the work you're putting into UnNews. "If you leave me now, you'll take away a special part of, baby please don't go..." Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 19:20, February 14, 2010 (UTC)

The Clash[edit]

Doug Fieger has passed. He was the front man for The Clash, which finally reached fame (when Fieger would have been about 40) by singing about hot sex with 16-year-olds. The band's signature hit was My Sarcoma (covered later by Cheech Marin as My Scrotum, seriously). AP says his brother is Geoffrey Feiger. He is the lawyer who defended Jack Kevorkian and could not parlay this into elective office. This doesn't quite merit a dispatch to UnNews, as we must not speak ill of the dead, especially when we don't know that those brain cancers are a result of the disease that affects most famous rockers, and even if it were, we can't make fun of that any more. But it may merit an entry in Michigan (Famous Michiganders). The only other comparable one is Madonna. Spıke ¬  14:20 15-Feb-10

Interesting. Sure, it rates a news story, although I probably couldn't do the subject. As a famous Michiganer, though, he certainly qualifies. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 15:00, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
As a side note, I sing "My Scrotum" to myself, and sometimes at my wife, at least twice a week. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 15:01, February 15, 2010 (UTC)

Ooh! Too much detail! Don't need to know. I didn't follow the band enough to provide a lot of background, least of all more song-title puns, but the reason I'm passing on this for now is that it seems the result would be more tasteless (which alone isn't a problem) than funny. Spıke ¬  15:40 15-Feb-10

Okay, the article is in. This time I will leave it to you to add it to the headlines if you think the result is more funny than tasteless. Ignore that; it has been sanity-checked and is now installed. Spıke ¬  17:41 15-Feb-10

More stuff on UnNewsAudio[edit]

  • You should delete the "verbatim" claim on the first line. My audio dispatches are not verbatim; I routinely shuffle content to minimize "quote-unquote," and otherwise adapt written articles to the spoken word.
  • I don't mind if the Broadcast Staff is sorted first by rank, but at least it should be sorted.
  • Who is "Zombie gerbil" and why does he come up on the page as a red link?

That's all for now. Spıke ¬  16:32 16-Feb-10 PS--No it isn't. I'm gonna hack the page. You may post-edit or revert as you see fit. Spıke ¬  16:40 16-Feb-10

Well, fuck me running. You're more trouble than a room full of alpacas at an asthmatics convention. I'm just going to have to consult the Cabal, which does not exist, about your meddling ways. I like your spirit, and I like the fact that you write articles more in the spirit of the founders of UnNews, that is to say, based on topical real world news and presented as a satire of Wikipedia News. I also happen to think the stuff I contribute is justified, in the sense that it certainly is not news, which in my mind, makes it UnNews. More on this later, as decisions are made and such. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:43, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you for the Ninja star. Honorable page now hacked. The stuff at the end is commented out instead of deleted; as mentioned, the list of audios was out of date; the link to the "de-renderer" was a comedy link rather than to a real tool; and the audio archive doesn't work. It always serves up a partial list of the best of UnNews 2006. Spıke ¬  18:34 16-Feb-10

You, sir, rock! Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 18:56, February 16, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, the de-renderer thing... well, I had some good weed at the time... rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 18:58, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

user page[edit]

ah, by no means, Chief ulator. the drive by paging was mag-ni-fic. i just wanted to personalize and show the UnCommunity who i really am and that is through my devotion to Australian film. Mad Max, the Road Warrior, Beyond Thunderdome, Australia, other things with Hugh Jackman and Nicole Kidman in them, the series Blackpool that i couldn't watch when my friend got it for his sister because the region codes didn't work out. all classics. but your interest in my page is both heart warming and sexually arousing heart warming. Hum ya 01:53, February 15, 2010 (UTC)

I hadn't gotten a peep from you when I vandalized your user page, so I thought, maybe the "Your mom" pic offended him. Small chance, assuming you've read more than one Uncyc article, but a chance nevertheless. Did I mention that I sexually arouse most other Uncyclopedia users enjoy your UnNews contributions, and think you have the potential to win fabulous prizes and awards? Keep up the good work, and I guarantee absolutely nothing at all. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 12:44, February 15, 2010 (UTC)

Whoring a 2007 article[edit]

I won't whore this to everyone, (Spike and others, you may like it too) but look at my nom on the VFH of a 2007 page I came across from a one-time user. An UnNews journalist such as yourself may appreciate it as much as I do, for its realism, concept, and well-doneidness. And you owe me $15,000, please pay by check by the first of the month. Aleister in Chains 15:57 15 Feb. MMX

Link, please? Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:08, February 15, 2010 (UTC)

Would seem to be Uncyclopedia:VFH#The Camera Obscura Collection of Hans Helmuth Saltzman (1602-1668). I haven't been voting on VFH, and don't have the cultural savvy to do this one justice, though I did type a comment on Zim's recent editorial on Bart Stupak. FYI, people, I am only watching this page because of an active conversation (new message to you, Zim, two sections up). Normally you have to come to my talk page if you want to whore something! Spıke ¬  16:58 15-Feb-10

Got it. Whoring in the future will be on the appropriate streetcorner. Glad you liked the page Zim, isn't it a fun one? The guy who wrote it must have been at least familiar with academia indexing and historial filing, had a one-time idea, knew about uncy, and then never returned. A good background story somewhere in there. Enjoy. Al 19:16 16 Feb . MMX